My favorite quotes


Funny, cool, weird, whatever! Enjoy!

Watch out. Run!! NOW!! I got a buncha quotes here. They're very scattered, but most of them are Pokémon and my friends, and there's a LOT of Lion King 2: Simba's Pride ones, too. Well, I liked that movie. It's my favorite movie. Ah, heh... *reddens*

Pikachu! -Pikachu

D-oh! -Homer Simpson

But when the Pirates of Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the
tourists! -That...girl...from Jurrasic Park

Why don't you come down here, Falco? -Fox is cool!

Yoshi! -Take a guess

Play with fire and you'll get burned. -Magus

A wise king once told me that we are one. I didn't understand 
him then, but now I do. Look around us. Them, us, we are one. 
What differences do you see? -Kiara

Venus Cresent Beam Smash! -Sailor Venus

What do you think of my Zonker-38? -Lucca

And absolutely, positively, no barking like a seal. It upsets me.
-Guard in Nobilla

Kupo! -Any ol' moogle

Maybe, you should put some shorts on, or something.. if you're 
going to fight evil today.. -Girl on Mystery Men

You spoony bard! -Tellah

What? You too?? Edgar hits on anything that moves! -That...girl..in FF3, in
Figaro Castle

Mmmbop. -Some band

El Speedo! -Speed Racer on The Spanish Channel

Playstation rules! -A lot of nerds at my school

Nintendo rules! -A bunch of really cool people at my school

Don't forget the brush your face and wash your teeth... -my mom 
after a hard
day's work

Is that Kefka on the lucky charms box? -Eez

Peace! -YoshiGeno

Groovy! -AnJa, Earthworm Jim, Sillabub, me, etc. etc. etc.

Oooooohhh!!! Why, why... -Mr. Bill

What are you doing? -Kovu

Pokéball.....GO! -Misty

The Empire's evil....not all of its citizens are. -Edgar

Thou thou! Thou thou! -Gau

Fear --> Anger --> Suffering --> Taxes --> More Suffering --> 
Bankruptcy --> Cardboard House --> Leaky Roof -Maximusknight2000

An' I love you mom, an' I love you dad.. n' I'm sorry.. -Tom Green 
*that show's so funny!*

I can imagine a wolf singing the Thong Song.. -^^ CrazyMoses!

Cooooooooooool! -James (Battle on the S.S. Anne)

Egads!! A pile of soup!! This can only mean that.. *gasps* the 
book escaped from the toilet! Nooo!! -Okay, that scared me

I used to think Kefka was pretty cool until he killed General Leo. Did you
yell at the TV too? -Redd

Heya Pepsi! -Eez

I know *L* -Squall

She took my heart, and she took my money.. -Ricky Martin

'Nary a soul remains to mendeth the Masamune. -Frog

Uh, uh, disco fever! -One of those creepy disco studs

Hey hey, you follow Rafiki? -Rafiki...

Timon, Pumbaa. Great! Now that we all know each other...get 
outta our Pridelands!!!! -Timon

Oh well. -Kakariko dude.

He can do cartwheels in the sand. -Cricket referring to Sisqo

I like his tight butt! -Grandma in Runaway Bride

I came into this world as a reject.. -Limp Bizkit (big surprise-
he's still a reject ;)

Yeah, bay-bee, yeah.. -Austin Powers

But it's a ROCK. -That little girl in A Bug's Life

Don't I make the coolest girl? -James

Queek! -I have no idea where that came from

If you want it, say FOFF! -V

Do you know anyone who uses radical anymore? -Ash

Char Char! -Charmander

I want it that-uh way!! -Okay, I admit it. I like Backstreet Boys. Shoot me.

My brain is an EGG? -My little brother, after seeing that "this is your
brain, this is your brain on drugs" commercial.

A winner is you! -Professor Daravon

My birds are shiverering.. you're good, aren't you? -Bird Keeper

Fight, Mario, Fight! -Princess Toadstool

Oh, nooo, I'm too young to have a second childhood.. -Gex

Booty! -My IRL friend, Javis.... it's an inside joke ;)

Who do you think you are, Bruce Lee? -Mallow

Um, can you hold on a sec? I think my zipper's stuck. -*winces* Owch

Streetlights! And you're wearing pants! That's really funny. -A 
really creepy
girl in Moonside

(Public) Glen says, "I am NOT Glenda. I'm Glen. And don't make 
me scratch my butt and belch to prove my masculinity!" -Please..
 don't.. ask.

I want to to do garden forever. -Nina

Lithen! -Navi...how annoying..

Like you really need more chocolate, fat boy! -I THINK it was 
Stan

There ain't no getting offa this train we're on! -Barret

Yes! We got Pidgeotto! -Ash

I don't want no scrubs.. -TLC

I see myself in Fabian... by Loreal. -I almost spelled that 
Lorelei

Got any Threes? -Guy playing Go Fish

Go Fish! -Reply to above quote (ha ha, I'm so funny)

To protect the world from devastation, to unite all peoples within our
nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the
stars above. Jessie! James! Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight. Meowth! That's right! -Team Rocket

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod when happy

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod when sad

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod when angry

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod when confused

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod after defeating an enemy

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod after discovering the meaning of life.

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod when being annoying, like this quotes section.

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod ordering a Big Mac

Metapod. Metapod. -Metapod doing "Wild Wild West".

You enter unannonced? Your manners are worse than those of a 
thief. -Princess whats-her-name from Quest 64

Pikachu and Ash can read each others hearts.. -Brock sounded SO
funny in the Case of the K-9 Caper!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Golly gee whiz! -Archie

Fly, Navi, fly! The fate of the forest, nay, the world, dependeth upon thee! -Great Deku Tree

Max, umm, you can stop that now. -Aniterra

ALI UP -Ogre Battle 64 

ALI DOWN -Ogre Battle 64

LEVEL UP -Ogre Battle 64

Well, unlike you at least I HAVE ideas! -Jessie

Yeah, and they're all bad! -Meowth replying to above quote

I must confess, I still believe... -Britney Spears

I think Brock needs a new hypothesis.. -Misty

Now who ya gonna call? -Will Smith

Hey now, you're an all star! -Smash Mouth (what a cool name.. 
not..)

Sindshreww! -That A.J. Hillbilly-dude ;)

I lie awake, I drive myself crazy.. -N'Sync drives ME crazy with 
that song (in a bad way)

It's a Jigglypuff, seen from above! -Guy with cheap accent

Got milk? -Uh, I dunno

I think they're gone. -Squall (ewwies to FF8)

They call me the Iron Hammer for a reason! -Asnabel

Guess who I saw today? Everybody I looked at. -I'm not kidding, 
Uncle Sam says that EVERY time!! O_o

Yes June, good girl, you look fine today. -Main character in 
Harvest Moon

Pep Pep Pep. -Vanbrain

Moon Prism Power! -Sailor Moon (I must appease Eez ;)

Y'all come back now, y'hear? -Probably A.J....nah, the average 
hillbilly

And I would fly to the moon and back.. -Savage Garden

I am matter.. I am anti-matter... I consume time.. and now, I 
will consume you! -Culex... I might not have gotten the entire 
quote right..

Oh my god, they killed Kenny! -A quote from South Park 

Woke up in New York City, in a funky (?) cheap hotel. -Ricky 
Martin

If you wanna be my lover.. -A phrase more deadly than the 
Chineese Water
Torture

Everyone, everyone, everyone, this one goes out to everyone, 
everyone... -The Backstreet Boys. Yes, intelligent lyrics.

TIE YOURSELF TO ME!! -Orgy's lyrics are very weird, ne?

HECK! -That nerd in Eudo own, Mystical Ninja 64

www.SHH!.com!! -Dr. Evil (in the second one)

Mm... hug! -Homer Simpson

Keee-as me... -Sixpence none the Richer

I guess your....abilities..would be a distant third. -Edgar the ladies man *ack spppppt*

Whadda ya mean, she's gone? -Lucca

Ya don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at.. -Will Smith, who recently bounced into the Wahl Wahl Wes. ;)

Zzzzz.... -Snorlax

It's a joyful world.. -Ash

Waaaah! Mummy! -Dameon

It's so quiet. Like time stops. -Ellen

Oh, my Growlithe! Why did you die? -The saddest girl in the 
world, in Lavender's Pokémon Tower. Oh, why did that poor girl
have to suffer so bad?? *sobs*

In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! -Aaaiie! Run! SAILOR MOON!

Kangas Kangaskhan! -Tommy

Miiiiiiiiiiiiilk!!! -Where DID that come from?

Quiet, Pinky, or I will have to hurt you. -My favorite Brain 
quote!

Bollocks to Marle! -Mara, Eez, and FireX

It's a tender flaky crispy crunchy crust! -Hot Pockets

I want to do garden forever. -Nina scares me

Bakamon, lose yer powers... -Joe

We're the #1 best selling car in the league! -Dodge Caravans

We're the #1 best selling car in the league! -Toyota

We're the #1 best selling car in the league! -Ford (do you sense something?)

Caramel is the root of all that is benevolent. -Hyper

A wild Faerie... can we avoid the battle? -Katreda

And if somehow you knew.. -Jennifer Lopez *hearts come from head*

Squall is getting confused... -Squall

The Insane Cultist trapped you! -EarthBound

Well, it's one plus one plus two plus one or one plus two plus 
one plus one.
-Wadsworth from Clue the movie

Cowabunga!! -We all loved the Ninja Turtles, ne?

Don't you TOUCH me!! -Mrs. Peacock hitting a furnace

We need the power sword, now! -The Red Ranger (ugh, I had the
same name as the black ranger..'till he left.)

Let's get it on!! -Mills Lane

Kaboom! -An explosion 

Embrace repetence and die. -Aya, Weiß Kruez

Hiiiii-dee ho!-Mr. Hanky.. I don't like South Park but that was 
an okay episode... as far as it goes. Kenny didn't die *sobs*

Kaboooom! -A bigger explosion

Sometimes I run.. -Sometimes I hide.. from Britney Spears ^^()

You're saying IT'S the reason we're all here? -Marle

Daymeun loiks Cha-monduhs! He doesn't spaik loik A.J.! -My 
buddy, Javis, doing a REALLY GREAT Dameon impression

Good grief.... -Charlie Brown!

Go, Link! Go, Link! -Crowd in Super Smash Bros.

You work hard, just like your mother, but I don't think it's good
to work too hard. -Dad

Good heavens, I think I turned my face inside out! -Calvin

Rats. I still can't tell my gum from my silly putty. -Calvin with pockets
oozing with...stuff...

I wanna make you holler! -The Spice Girls 

Parlez-vous français? -C'est moi!

The G's with the 40's, and the chicks with beepers! -Kid Rock.. G's with the 40's?!

Growlithe! Growlithe! -I dunno, Pikachu?

Fighting with customer no good for bee-su-ness! -Shampoo from Ranma 1/2

Yaaaaa!!!! DIE!!!!! -Me, screaming at Nepty after dieing for the 1,786th time.

Yaaaaa!!!! DIE!!!!! -Me, screaming at Nepty after dieing for the 1,787th
time

Yaaaaa!!!! DIE!!!!! -Me, screaming at Nepty after dieing for the 1,788th
time

Oo! I love French things, they're so romantic! -Misty

And my hair...well..umm...never mind. -Pond owner in Z64

I gave it all for the wookie! (C'mon!) the Wookie! (C'mon!) so
you can take that cookie, and stick it up your (yeah), stick it 
up your (yeah)-No, that would hurt. I hAtE lImP bIzKiT. I 
call him Lump Biscuits.

That would be our..dog...Spot.. -That girl on the Oreo O's commercial

Cubone, Cu-BONE! -Cubone

D-UH, TEACHER SAID WE WERE GONNA SURF THE INTERNET!-Moose
 holding a surfboard (how cheesy)

All right! GROWLITHE was caught! -The happiest moment of my 
teenage life..oh, heck, make that my entire life

Jiiii-guhl-lee-puuuuuf...-Jigglypuff's song

Moo. -Punkjurisdiction

Geez! Mustoids, ice-chuckers...it's a good thing we're all 
good at RPG's! We'll all save the world together! -Redd

We wanna get out hands on da Moon Stone! -Meowth

You make it feel like the real thing! -Ricky Martin

Pika-a-choo!!!! -Pikachu with a cold

Here we go, one more time, everybody's feelin' fine, here we
go now.. -That's for you girls out there who thought my other
N'Sync quote wasn't enough (The things I gotta do to keep
EVERYONE happy.. ;)

Riding a white dragon, and wielding the sword, they shall 
save the world. -Legend thingy majigger

Back in Black, and on the attack! -Butch!

(What? Like, you want to mess with *moi*? Like, no way!) -Zeph's
Valley-girl Paras Truffles

This'll pull through right, just trust me. (I hope) -Ollie's 
quote

After you. -Cody

But it's the pelvic thruuust! -Guys doing the Time Warp

I have a girlfriend, and she is so blue.. -Eiffel 65, of course

What? Are you giving me this neat present? Thank you. -Maria

I love the transvestite! -Erika with her opinion on the Rocky 
Horror Picture Show

Catching them all!... not. -Carmine

Patch performs the amazing feat of typing with one hand while 
eating pizza with the other! -Patch/The Eye/Mani Mani/Sterling/
Bronwyn/Sylvia/Eyeball Girl

Eh? This is really weird. -Me

Chances are, that I might!!! -Lead singer of Papa Roach going
crazy

What? Burgers? Yeah, pile 'em on! -Peppy (the Growlithe one!)

I'm blue, if I was green I would die.. -Zenny

I'm as he as you are! -Dapikkel (uh, yeah)
Funny!! Hehehe! Back to the center?