What's Sampo, You Ask?Sampo . . .is found in the laughter of children. is completely bio-degradable has a heart of gold is a registered trademark of absolutely noone is user-friendly is color-coordinated won't stick to dentures has the backing of the IRS, FBI, SEC, NCAA, DEA, and FDA. won't be taken lightly quenches thirst is safer than driving a car has 1/2 the calories, and is 99% fat free is magically delicious can't dance is faster than a speeding bullet goes well with any color wine never asks for directions is the cheesiest! is squeezably soft has the legs of a chicken kills bacteria that causes bad breath can't be seen by the naked eye will not cause cancer can be used to induce vomiting gets jiggy with it may cause drowsiness is the mother of all sampos never talks back always satisfies leaves a sticky film on you that won't rinse away Back to the contents |