the ff3 story!
Boxers or Briefs


Inside figaro castle, part of the gang is having a party...


Hey everybody guess what has 2 legs and smells like a dead fish?

you?

grrrrrr!

(just walks in...)

(beats the crap out of)

(passes out)

me have bathroom go to...

as long as you don't use the plants as a toilet again.

(whizzing on plant)what you say?

(sighs)why do i even try....?

hmmmm... does anybody have carpet cleaner there is a liquid mess on the floor by the plant

cough, man does stink in here or is it just me?

its you!

grrrrrrrrrooooooowwwwwwllllll!!!!

(wakes up)

(beats the crap out of )

hey what the h#ll was that for!

well you know you were the closest person at the time and i had to vent my anger...

hmmmm well guess who is standing right next to me now...

(steals clothes)

ulp(vanish)

hmm. i guess that answers my question..

what question?

boxers or briefs.

oooooooohhhhhh!
END!


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this story written by:

Count Draclau and Wiegraf