Shadow's story
Shadow's Endorsment Deal
The old Returners base
hey everybody what is this stuff stuck on the wall?
well i am not to sure i would say it resembles the stuff inside of a bathroom ...
oh that just me sorry about me mess...
well so long as you don't do it again!
hmmm anybody up for a game of bacarat?
no way u cheat...
ya whenever your about to lose you chicken out of the game and take back your 450,000 gp bet!
hmmmph! i never felt so insulted in my whole entire...hey theres a dollar on the floor..life..(reaches for dollar)
enough of this nonsense...{throws a shuriken at 's head, but he misses and hits setzer in the butt.}
ah sonofab!*# that really f$%&ing hurt bad Shadow you stupid f%&$ing a$$ho#e (
pulls out a large contraption and and pulls a lever on it cusing a pile of very large and heavy "things" to fall on shadow)
{passes out.}
for that setzer i am going to paint your picture.
nooooooooooooooooo!
ha ha take this...
{passes out.}
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i will kill all of you now!
hey where did you come from??????!?!?!?!?
ha ha ha...ho..hmmm i dont know i think i appeared to save this lamo plot..?
oh i see well want to watch female mud wrestling with me?
oh waa waa wow wa woo!!!
i guess!!!
(comes out of the very heavy pile of large blocks)
my head hurts anybody got an advil? cause you know advil is the best for headache and pain relief(shadow got a 550,000gp product endorsment deal for saying that)
Don't tease the octopus kids.
Uncle Ulty, what a nice suprizes,
let me paint you picture.
nooooooooooooooooooooo!
{gets a ton of rocks dropped on his purple head.}
Now thats Motrin pain!
(also getting paid another large sum of gp for saying that)
whoa she's naked!
(sitting in a puddle of his own drool)
oh my god! what the Heck are you pervs watching!?!?!?!!!?
(blushes and puts the tv on the learning channel)ahem we were on a documentry of the lima bean...
ah seriosly i am a little peed off
(casts fallen one!)
(
nearly pass out)
feeling dosy at night?,got a touch of insomnia? well then try sleepEZ !(wel shadow is now a member of the millionares club...)
grrrr thats it play times over ..
*mimic*mmhacken..thats it play times over...
feeling a touch of the cold? well try tylenol cold & flu 50% better!
(wakes up)
*if you actually know what the hell is going on in the story right now then good for you becouse i dont!*
catastrofe!!!
catastrofe!!!
*every body exceptis hurt really bad
now thats mo...
(
beat violently on
)
*passes out*
yahooo!!!!!
THE END
mmm mmmm mmmm hmm mmm(mimbles from underneath the rocks)
This story written by:
Capitano Draclau and War Generalino Wiegraf