Les magiciens fous - 09/09/00 15:08:44
My URL:http://www.chez.com/lesmagiciensfous/
My Email:smf1@caramail.com
How did you get here?: by the link i have made fou u
What's your favorite weapon?: supreme atomizer
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: bof

Comments:
when will u make a link for us ???????? don't forget www.chez.com/lesmagiciensfous/

Natalya - 03/26/00 23:14:56
My Email:Natalya-x@excite.com
How did you get here?: from Mad dog's page
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: no

Comments:
this page is nice.... that's all I have to say

sarah loveridge - 02/24/00 00:12:34
My Email:sara_strawberry @hot mail.com
How did you get here?: by intenerten
What's your favorite weapon?: notherthing
How many people have you killed?: no
How many times have you been in jail?: no
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: yes
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: no

Comments:
HI MY NAME IS SARAH LOVERIDGE I LOVE GOING HORSE RIDGE

Eric - 02/08/00 16:24:43
My Email:wouldntyouliketoknow@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: Maltmag.com humor
What's your favorite weapon?: A severed pikachu head
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: yes

Comments:
very cool

Margaret Oliveira - 01/18/00 01:44:15
My Email:kana1@juno.com
How did you get here?: searching for card
What's your favorite weapon?: none
How many people have you killed?: none
How many times have you been in jail?: never
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: no
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: no

Comments:
Looking for Donkey Kong Card to send my grandson

smf - 11/26/99 15:44:51
My Email:smf1@caramail.com
How did you get here?: for the fun
What's your favorite weapon?: spirit
How many people have you killed?: all your team
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: fuck
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: fuck the dojo

Comments:
smf it is the secte des magiciens fous the best in france your website is a .////çkjcfkjgckhgc that means fils de putes d'enculé de votre race

smf - 11/26/99 15:41:14
My Email:smf1@caramail.com
How did you get here?: fun
What's your favorite weapon?: sado maso
How many people have you killed?: 1000000.012
How many times have you been in jail?: 3 yaers
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: no
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: no

Comments:
you are big pigs fuck your mother and suck your father you have small dicks SMF are the best

Nick the Eater - 11/02/99 02:05:31
My URL:http://food.org
My Email:FOOD@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: I ate something
What's your favorite weapon?: My mouth
How many people have you killed?: A LOT!
How many times have you been in jail?: I ate it.
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: I ate my TV
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: umm... maybe

Comments:
FOOD!

Fracture - 08/11/99 14:36:49
My Email:screamdown@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: Hot bot search for magic and jay and silent bob (the site I was looking for sold their action figures as well as magic cards)
What's your favorite weapon?: The laser gun I got when I was abducted by aliens while playing Silent Hill
How many people have you killed?: Possesed or not posessed?
How many times have you been in jail?: They'll never catch me
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: I will start

Comments:
Your site is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks! LOVE the Jay and Silent Bob card. Keep up the good work.

JoshWiltse - 06/21/99 17:16:48
My Email:Joshwiltse@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: spoof page
What's your favorite weapon?: a spoon
How many people have you killed?: 1/2
How many times have you been in jail?: 5 times, on guided tours
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: I liked the questions just fine, and what the hell is wrong with the teletubbies.
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Yes

Comments:
Email me those who see my name. This site is good Squirrells are good. Atogs are good. Pykinites are, oh who the hell am I kdding pykinites are terrible, they're real real bad. so bad, I'm sorry, enjoy the site

Mazz from hell clutters up the guestbook with his piles of sh*t again!!!!!!! - 06/18/99 16:54:10
My URL:http://Oh, F*ck u all
My Email:MAXASS
How did you get here?: By searching for an interesting website using telekenesis
What's your favorite weapon?: high-power laxer cannons. fun to blow limbs off using it. Gotta wear sunglasses to not get blinded. Fun tool. Yes indeed. I could go on for hours...
How many people have you killed?: ok, listen up, who COUNTS how many people they kill? What kind of retarded question is this?? God dam*....
How many times have you been in jail?: I dont go to jail, i blow it up, duh
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: of course, i really like horror shows like Teletubbies, they'll really give u a scream.
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: I can't find em' god damnit

Comments:
I am from hell. Hell shall engulf us all!!!!!

Mazz himself from hell, created by hellspawn - 06/18/99 16:14:34
My URL:http://Crap.Sh**
My Email:Mcaoxol@aol.com (I wanna get some COOL stuff)
How did you get here?: By cliking on a link at a search site
What's your favorite weapon?: Flame throwers and Freeze rays
How many people have you killed?: somewhere beetween 987 and 853943
How many times have you been in jail?: I lost count years ago, but i think about 873
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: Not while temporarily Sane
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: I intentend on doing so

Comments:
Kewl steff is Phat

Jesus of Nazareth - 06/11/99 21:17:02
How did you get here?: The Virgin Mary
What's your favorite weapon?: My undying love to mankind

Comments:


John Jacob Jingle Heimer Smitz - 06/11/99 21:15:22
How did you get here?: wheres here?
What's your favorite weapon?: Dried-out leaves
How many people have you killed?: I'm a vegetarian
How many times have you been in jail?: ..........Batman.........Batman
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: only while standing on my head
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: what is this read, you speak of?

Comments:
No, your comments

theorgg - 05/19/99 16:04:28
My Email:theorgg@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: Dojo
What's your favorite weapon?: My hands
How many people have you killed?: see for yourself.
How many times have you been in jail?: never got in there
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: no, I eat them.
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: yea. I was wondering why my ass was itching that day.

Comments:
Buuuuurrrrrpppp... aaaaaaaaa.

CrackHobbit - 04/28/99 14:39:48
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/HobbitTabs/
My Email:bilbo@guyofyourdreams.com
How did you get here?: ...I dont know!?!?!?!?!?!
What's your favorite weapon?: I prefer to use a wide variety of weapons and feel that it is discriminatory to choose only one favorite. However, I do find that I have the most fun while using guns. Big ones. And lots of them.
How many people have you killed?: Can we number the grains of sand on the beach? The blades of grass in the springtime? No, and I cannot, likewise, give you an accurate answer to proposed question.
How many times have you been in jail?: Jail? That's for the losers that get caught!
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: [note to self: add Teletubbies to 'the list']
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: On occasion.

Comments:
My website is mostly for guitarists right now but I intend on adding MtG.

Matt - 04/27/99 15:07:25
How did you get here?: The Dojo
What's your favorite weapon?: rusty axe
How many people have you killed?: lost count after 20
How many times have you been in jail?: lost count after 20
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: yes

Comments:
This is one of the best Magic sites I've seen. You guys are mad funny. Keep up the good work.

Jim Martin - 04/20/99 21:20:20
My URL:http://www.nudehollywood.com
My Email:jmartin@continuum.org
How did you get here?: Mad Dog replied to my Dojo post
What's your favorite weapon?: Chainsaw
How many people have you killed?: I can't count that high
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: Only for Tinkey Winkey
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Oh Hell Yeah!!!

Comments:
Great page! It's as Psychotic as The Dojo rants I love so much! Speaking of which, it appears that the Psylum boys have FINALLY stopped mollesting Jackalope Herds, as the humor section on the affore mentioned Dojo is back up! All Hail Mad Dog, for he as opened their eyes! We shall never be bored again!!!

I am the Nameless one - 04/20/99 01:05:22
My URL:http://up yer ass
My Email:sure...everyone's got one..duh
What's your favorite weapon?: Bill Clinton HA!!!HA!!!HA!!!
How many people have you killed?: When I get to 'em, there already dead
How many times have you been in jail?: I own one...not every cage is made by the IRS
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: I ache to burn their souls and rip them apart atom by atom....until then, I'm content to let them drive mere mortals to commit suicide and fall to hell
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M HERE???????????? Anybody in thier right mind would answer yes unless they had fuckin' alzheimers disease

Comments:
Escape is futile kill yourselves now so you can be tormented eternally by my evil minions and have your souls eaten by me for breakfast( they're high in fiber, you know). I'm sick and tired of starving like a Kosovar. send all extra souls to my relief fun at 13 HELL place Akron, Ohio 12345 C/O Pete Adikson

Almighty, Omnipotent, Omniscient, All-encompasing, One. - 04/13/99 22:02:40
My Email:§_.ÄA{®
How did you get here?: I created this Universe Damnit!
What's your favorite weapon?: Snapping my fingers... and exploding a part of creation.
How many people have you killed?: Universes upon Universes upon Dimensions upon Dimensions...
How many times have you been in jail?: I made the whole of creation, jails cannont contain me.
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: No. I plan on having the apocalypse just because of those damn queers.
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Yes, I read them straight from his mind.

Comments:
I know who you people are. I am the Alpha and Omega. I created the Universe and I plan to Destroy it. Utterly. Nothing will be left. And you wanna know why? Because of the Damned faggot shows like Teletubbies and Barney. They annoy me and i will take my vengence out upon you pathetic mortals in an explosion of your planet and rains of fire ald blood.

Does it Matter? - 04/13/99 21:56:12
My URL:http://...................
How did you get here?: A whole in the Fabric of Time
What's your favorite weapon?: Telekenesis.... it's fun to rip their arms off with your mind.....
How many people have you killed?: Many...but they keep coming back so I have to kill them again and again and again...
How many times have you been in jail?: 239 times but they can never hold me.... nothing can.
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: Teletubbies are evil.... they haunt my dreams and every waking moments.......GOD! HELP! ME!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Yes.....sometimes...

Comments:
GOD! HELP! They're everywhere......and their coming... my victimes have finally caught me..... I need help! Kill them! Kill them all! Ah-ha-ha-ha..... KILL! NOW! just watch me rip out their eyes...then you'll see... and they wont... and i can kill them a ain and again and again....

slacker x - 04/08/99 02:21:23
My Email:shai-halud@uswest.net
How did you get here?: aliens i tell u aliens!!!
What's your favorite weapon?: my precious!!
How many people have you killed?: too many he he too too many!! hahahaha
How many times have you been in jail?: im still not out ooh hahaha
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: teletubbies yummy think they be good with tar tar sauce!!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: rants rants how dare u oh yes i do!

Comments:
yes um hehe hes here with us hes says teletubbies are nutricous snacks!!! yes whoooo!! ha yummmmm tar tar i tell ye yes hoo army surplus tar tar dipping breaded tubbies in it yes maybe a side of lettuce juicy they are juicy!!

- 04/08/99 02:19:33
My Email:shai-halud@uswest.net
How did you get here?: aliens i tell u aliens!!!
What's your favorite weapon?: my precious!!
How many people have you killed?: too many he he too too many!! hahahaha
How many times have you been in jail?: im still not out ooh hahaha
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: teletubbies yummy think they be good with tar tar sauce!!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: rants rants how dare u oh yes i do!

Comments:
yes um hehe hes here with us hes says teletubbies are nutricous snacks!!! yes whoooo!! ha yummmmm tar tar i tell ye yes hoo army surplus tar tar dipping breaded tubbies in it yes maybe a side of lettuce juicy they are juicy!!

Shadow - 03/24/99 03:52:28
My Email:finalfantasy7@hotmail.com
How did you get here?: Mad Dog
What's your favorite weapon?: Long Sword
How many people have you killed?: Can't count
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: Fuck No
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Every once and a while

Comments:
I fuckin hate putting comments

Wrecking Ball Ryborg - 03/20/99 19:07:36
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/sunsetstrip/disco/6122/index.html
My Email:rybinsjr@sbu.edu
How did you get here?: the bombastic M:TG-L list
What's your favorite weapon?: wrecking ball with spikes
How many people have you killed?: people?? i've killed whole nations!!!!!
How many times have you been in jail?: never. they cant catch me, and they never will. i've been on the run from 27 governments the past decade.
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: PERMISSION TO LIVE: ACCESS DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: aye aye, cap'n

Comments:
just wait 'til i get my Wall of Wood deck after you!!!!!!

Nighthawk - 03/18/99 11:44:46
My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/mindovermagic
My Email:nighthawk4884@webtv.net
How did you get here?: Sean Roney
What's your favorite weapon?: B*stard Sword
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: hell no!!!!!!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: yes

Comments:

Check out my teams homepage
Put this in your signature & apicture with a link to your teams site.

Mad Dog Sean Roney - 02/06/99 16:20:56
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Keep/5160/
My Email:madcanine@yahoo.com
How did you get here?: Abducted by monkeys...dumped off here...
What's your favorite weapon?: Explosives! YEAH! YEEEH-AAAH! No, actually I like BLADES!! (sinister laugh for three hours)
How many people have you killed?: Too many to count on the fingers of their dead hands...(paradox, I know)
How many times have you been in jail?: Enough to know how to kill and then impersonate a Warden
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: I liked the previous two. I am not a sissy censorship loser!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Um...I WRITE the damned things!!!

Comments:
Hello brother! Helping you test this clunker piece of sh*t guestbook! Don't you hate how GeoCities has to have everything censored? I think the dream cards would kick so much more f*cking @$$ if the b*tches at Geo G*d D*mned Cities let us cuss the H*ll ou of stuff on the b*stardly dr*am c*rds.

VectorWolf - 02/06/99 15:59:25
My Email:vector_wolf@yahoo.com
How did you get here?: I made this place!
What's your favorite weapon?: My hands
How many people have you killed?: 420
How many times have you been in jail?: 37
If you didn't like the previous two questions, do you watch Teletubbies?: FU*K NO!!!!
Do you read Dojo's Mad Dog Rants?: Sometimes he's my brother dammmit!

Comments:
I don't give a fu*k that i'm signing my own guestbook! My drem cards kick ass!