Say these key phrases at the right time, and I promise you that the
intensity level of your campaign will double! Sound unbelievable?
Revel in my infinite wisdom.
Great things to say to a Juicer:
"SHUT UP!"
"You shouldn't smoke. It'll kill you."
Great things to say to a MOM:
"DON'T MOVE! There's a HUGE wasp in you ear!"
"THINK, IDIOT!! THINK!!"
Great to say to a Cyber-Knight:
"She was Your SISTER?! I thought she was at least thirteen!"
"What the hell do you mean, 'that's dishonorable'?"
Great to say to a CS Grunt:
"Would you like to join me and experience the power of friendship?"
(wink, and blow a kiss as you say this)
(and the more mutant you are, the better)
Great to say to a Rogue Scholar:
"I'm sorry. I didn't know those books would burn so fast..."
Great to say to a Wilderness Scout:
"That's quite all right. If I need any help trapping a squirrel, I'll
give you a call."
Wonderful thing to say to a Dragon:
"Do you know how much you're WORTH on the open slave market!?"
Wonderful thing to say to a Mind Melter:
"Does psionics stop LASERS!? Moron."
Wonderful things to say to a Dog Boy:
"Fetch the stick, Fido."
"I bet you want to sniff my crotch, mutant freak."
Wonderful thing to say to a Psi-Stalker:
"SUPRISE!! I'M A 'REAL' VAMPIRE!!"