Say these key phrases at the right time, and I promise you that the 
intensity level of your campaign will double!  Sound unbelievable?  
Revel in my infinite wisdom.

Great things to say to a Juicer:
"SHUT UP!"
"You shouldn't smoke.  It'll kill you."

Great things to say to a MOM:
"DON'T MOVE!  There's a HUGE wasp in you ear!"
"THINK, IDIOT!!  THINK!!"

Great to say to a Cyber-Knight:
"She was Your SISTER?!  I thought she was at least thirteen!"
"What the hell do you mean, 'that's dishonorable'?"

Great to say to a CS Grunt:
"Would you like to join me and experience the power of friendship?"  
(wink, and blow a kiss as you say this)
(and the more mutant you are, the better)

Great to say to a Rogue Scholar:
"I'm sorry.  I didn't know those books would burn so fast..."

Great to say to a Wilderness Scout:
"That's quite all right.  If I need any help trapping a squirrel, I'll 
give you a call."

Wonderful thing to say to a Dragon:
"Do you know how much you're WORTH on the open slave market!?"

Wonderful thing to say to a Mind Melter:
"Does psionics stop LASERS!?  Moron."

Wonderful things to say to a Dog Boy:
"Fetch the stick, Fido."
"I bet you want to sniff my crotch, mutant freak."

Wonderful thing to say to a Psi-Stalker:
"SUPRISE!!  I'M A 'REAL' VAMPIRE!!"


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