11. Go ahead and shoot the hostage, obviously you've mistaken me for
        someone who actually likes children.
12. You have 3 seconds to live punk. One, t...BANG...sorry, I never was
        very patient
13. I'd like to introduce you to the bullet with your name on it.
14. Ever have one of those days? No? Oh well, first time for everything.
15. Give Elvis my regards.
16. I bet your horoscope didn't say anything about this happening to ya
        today, huh?
17. Smoochy woochies.
18. You'll notice I carry a big gun to make up for my small penis.
19. Russian Roullette just isn't the same with a fully loaded gun eh? Oh
        well, let's play anyways. Your turn first.
20. Hasta la bye bye


THINGS TO SAY TO GET YOUR CHARACTERS KILLED QUICKLY:

11. (to Gunslinger O.C.C.) Quickest draw in the west eh? Yeah, your
	wife told me last night how "quick" you are, right after I 
	finished BANGING her!
12. (to Cosmo-Knight) Let me get this right, you believe some kind of
        mystical anvil created the galaxy? Is that helmet on too tight
        buddy?
13. (to Naruni) I don't care what you threaten me with ya little bug
        eyed freak! I'm not leaving here without a warranty!
14. (to Rahu-Man) Geez, I bet you were sorry to leave that masturbation
        stage of puberty behind...
15. (to a Leprechaun of the Faerie Folk) I'm going to get your Lucky
        Charms!
16. (to a rabid Dogboy) Yo, Fido, go get fetch my slippers.
17. (to a Burster) Want to help me do a "blue angel"?
18. (upon meeting Emperor Prosek) Wow, I thought you were gay!
19. (to any female NPC drawn by a Palladium Games staff member) Neato,
        those are some mighty big boobs ya got there.
20. (to a Dragon) I've never seen an iguana up this closely before.

To see the first ten, go here.

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