Taeran Globe News - Bastil 22nd, 5016. (4-10-00)
Hello everyone, and welcome to a new addition of the Taeran Globe News. At the very top of my list today is the reminder to dust off those party hats and get ready to... What else... Party! Why you ask? Well, because it's almost the Taeran New Year! That's why. (Thanks for the heads up, Stant.) Tomorrow night it is expected that all the pre-new year's eve parties are going to begin, followed by new year's eve parties the next day, and then new year's day parties on the next day after that. A select few individuals have already started pre-pre-new year's eve parties. These people, in my opinion, are the truly insane, and the most drunk by the time the rest of us start having fun. To make a long story short, Wednesday is the eve, and on Thursday, if you haven't bought a new calendar, just cross out 5016 and write in 5017.
In other news, extremists are in an uproar about a possible Y5.017K bug. These so called defenders for a YnumberK bugless environment, are flocking to oceans everywhere so that they can dive in and swim to freedom far, far away from the evil toadstools, wearing rubber boots and carrying umbrellas with butterflies on them, that are going to take over. Authorities state that this bug is nothing more than a rumor from Wak, and that we have nothing to fear but server crashes and program glitches.
I'm Turk Jy'la, and that's what I've heard.
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