Rosa: Cecil..... We never do anything interesting for New Years Eve.

Cecil: That's not true, last year we went to the Candy Craze Carnival.

Rosa: Yeah, but Cid ate all of the candy before we could get any. Besides, I want to have a party this year.

Cecil: Ooh, a party. I don't know...... It'll be a lot of work.

Rosa: Oh please? It'll be fun!

Cecil: Well, ok. If you want one.

Kain: OH BOY! A PARTY!

Rosa: Where'd you come from?

Kain: I was spying on you two.

Cid: Me too! Will there be food?!

Engineer 1: Terribly sorry sir and madam, but I too was spying.

Engineer 2: OH BOY! I like parties! We can eat, and, and eat!

Cecil: *sigh* I'll start making the invitations......

(Later)

Edward (With a lot of girls surrounding him): Cool, my friends are throwing a party!

Girl: Ooh boy! We can party the night away! We can go, right Eddy Weddy?

Edward: Uh, I guess so.....

(Meanwhile)

Yang: HOH! A party! My friends art throwing a party!

Wife: That's nice dear.

(Also meanwhile)

Edge: Hey dude!

Chaimberlain: Yes sir?

Edge: Cecil and Rosa are throwin' a monster bash!

Chaimberlain: You mean a party?

Edge: That's what I said! Man, you gotta listen up. (I wonder if there's going to be girls there)

Chaimberlain: (Oh great, there might be girls there) Yes sir.....

(Yet another meanwhile)

Rydia: Cool, a party!

Leviathan: Huh? Who's throwing it?

Rydia: Cecil and Rosa.

Leviathan: I know that, but who's throwing it?

Asura: Dear, did you forget to take your medicine?

Leviathan: What? Bahamuts throwing it?

Rydia and Asura:..................

(Again meanwhile)

Elder: Hey, a partee.

Palom: Cool dude! We can dance to the beat of awesome, kick @$$ music!

Porom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH! (Slaps Palom) I'm sure it will be fun, Elder.

Palom: Kiss up!

(SLAP)

(AGAIN Meanwhile)

Dwarve 1: LALI HO! Our friend with the bottomless-pit-for-a-stomach is throwing a party!

Drunken Dwarve: That'ssssssshhhhhh grrrrrrrrreat! Lali, lali, lali, lali........ Uh, Vhat came after Lali?

Dwarve 2: HO!

Drunken Dwarve: Hey Santa! I vant shom beer four Chrishmas.

Dwarve King: SECURITY!

(The last Meanwhile, I promise)

Dark Figure: So, Cecil and Rosa are throwing a party, eh? Well, they're going to see a lot more than just a bunch of happy faces. Heh heh ha ha Ha Ha HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!

(Later, at the party)

Cecil: Hey Rydia, nice to see you again.

Rydia: Same here.

Rosa: Edge, It's been some time.

Edge: It certainly has. Where are the girls?

Kain: Hey Yang, long time no see, buddy.

Yang: Yes, I too feel the same about you. It is nice to see you again.

Kain: uh, yeah.

Cid: Hey Elder, Palom, and Porom! So how's it going? (Whisper) did you bring any food?

Elder: Wel.....

Palom: It's been whack man! Eldmeyster's been givin' us non-stop homework!

Porom: Oh shut up Palom! We are fine sir Cid, and you?

Cid: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did youi bring food or not?

Elder: Uh, no. Sorry. We expected the food to be here.

Cid: Yeah, but that's not nearly enough for me! Oh well, enjoy yourselves.

Engineer 1: Hello Dwarves. I trust it was a nice journey.

Dwarve King: Yeah. Nice to, uh meet you. (Whoever you are)

Engineer 2: Hey Eddy! You brought some primo babes in the house!

Edward: Yep, so where's everybody el.......

Edge: WOW! Hey Edward, you gonna introduce me or not?!

Edward: NOPE! Come on ladies, let's go and enjoy ourselves.

Edge: Oh well, hey Rydia! You wanna do something after the party?

Rydia: No way! Buzz off boy!

Chaimberlain: Phew, now that that's assured, I can go and enjoy myself.

(As the party went on, late into the night............)

Rydia: So, are we going to have the Ball Falling this year?

Cecil: Of course! It's a tradition.

Guard from outside; Hey! What are you doing?! You can't go in there!

Guard from outside: AAAAAAHHHH!!!! (He flies by in a bloody mess)

(Dark Figure enters the room)

Cecil: And you are?

Edward: Hey! You can't just barge in here!

Dark Figure: Oh yes I can. I have the power, and the will!

Rosa: Remove that cloak, and let us see who you are!

Edge Drunk: Hey Evereeboedee..... Itsh almost 12:00!

Dark Figure: HAHAHA! (Removes cloak, and underneath it was Zemus)

Cecil Sarcastically: Wow...... we didn't see that one coming.......

Zemus: Oh Shut up! I'm going to kill you all!

Edward: Oh yeah? How you going to do that? Huh?

(Zemus blasts everyone to the floor)

Cecil: Must.......Use.........Crystal!

(Zemus picks up the crystal)

Zemus: HAHAHA! With all of the world leaders in one place, I shall take over the world!

Edge (Yet still drunk): 5........hic 4............3............2...........

Zemus: What's he babbling about?

Everyone: 1!!!

(The annual ball falls, and crushes Zemus' head)

Zemus: AACK!

Everyone: Hoorah! Happy New Year!

Edge: Hic, Uh, Happy Nu yeer Zemus.

Zemus (Under the ball): Yeah, whatever!