By James Chang

nikken@erols.com

http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Battlefield/2740

Just a normal day for Cloud, ex-soldier and mercenary.  He has just bombed a Shinra Mako plant.

Cloud:  I'm too good!

Jesse:  (With hearts in her eyes)  Hey, Cloud!  Great job!

Cloud:  I know.

Tifa:  Cloud!  Welcome home!

Cloud:  Tifa!

Aeris:  Hi, Cloud!

Cloud: (with hearts in his eyes)  Hi.... Aeris...

Tifa:  Cloud!  What are you doing!?

Cloud:  Me find pretty girl!

Tifa:  What!?  I'll kill you!

Don Corneo:  Hello!  Beautiful women!

Tifa and Aeris:  EEEK!

(Tifa, Aeris, and Cloud run away from Don Corneo and slam into Reno)

Reno:  Not so fast!

(Cloud chops Reno)

Reno:  Urk!

Tseng:  Ha ha ha!  I got you! (Tseng grabs Aeris)

Aeris:  Help!

Tseng:  Shut up!

(Tseng slaps Aeris, hard)

Jesse:  CLOUD!

Tseng:  Stay back!

(Tseng shoots Jesse with his pistol and kills her)

Tseng:  Ha ha ha!

Cloud:  No!  Aeris!  (Cloud grabs out his sword and chops Tseng)

Tseng:  OUCH!

(Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris escape from Tseng)

Cloud:  Aeris!  You're safe!  (Cloud hugs Aeris)

Tifa:  Hey!

Rude:  Halt!

Elena:  We won't let you get away!

(Tseng walks in)

Elena:  (With hearts in her eyes)  Tseng!

Tseng:  Elena, Rude, go file your report.

(Elena and Rude leave)

Rude:  (Glaring at Cloud) By the way, Reno no like you anymore!

Tseng:  (With hearts in his eyes)  Hello, Aeris.

Aeris:  Get away from me!  (Slaps Tseng away)

Yuffie:  Cloud!  What happened?

(Reno and Rude walk over)

Reno:  Now we'll get you!

Rude:  Tifa...

Reno:  Man!  Stop that!

(Reno slaps Rude)

(Elena walks in)

Elena:  What are you guys doing!?  Get them!

Rude:  Elena...

Reno:  Man!  Stop that!

(Reno slaps Rude)

Don Corneo:  Surprise!

(Don Corneo grabs Yuffie and Elena)

Yuffie:  Help!

Don Corneo:  Hurray!  Chikies!

Cloud:  Die!  (Cloud chops Don Corneo.  Reno then electrifies Corneo and kills him)

Yuffie:  Wow, Cloud.  Thanks for saving me.  That was really heroic.

Cloud:  Shut up.  I just wanted to chop Corneo.

Aeris:  Shouldn't we be escaping from the Turks?

(Cloud, Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie run to the Gold Saucer and jump into the gandola)

Service Man:  Hey!  Only two passengers!

Cloud:  It's an emergancy!

(The Turks run over)

Elena:  Come back here! (Elena runs after the gandola)

Tseng:  Elena!  Wait for me!

(Tseng and Elena run in front of the gondola's tracks)

Tseng:  Take this!

(Tseng shoots the gandola with his pistol.  The gondola breaks off the tracks and falls off)

(The gandola crushes Tseng)

Elena:  AHHHHHHHH!  TSENG!  Cloud!  You killed him!

Cloud:  I didn't do it!  Um... It was Sephiroth!

Elena:  Die!

(Elena grabs out a nuclear missile and throws it at Cloud)

Aeris:  Cloud!  No!

(Aeris jumps in front of Cloud.  The nuclear missile slams into her and sends her flying into the stratosphere)

Cloud:  AERIS!  NOOOOO!

(Cloud starts crying)

Tifa:  Cloud... I...

Cloud:  Oh well.

(Cloud hugs Tifa)

Yuffie:  Sigh.