Elder:  Kids!  Time for school!

Palom:  heh heh, apparently he has no clue as to what day it is.  I LOVE APRIL FOOL'S DAY!

Porom:  Yeah, and you're the fool.  Elder NEVER gets caught by one of our hair brained schemes.

Palom:  Yeah, but today's different.

Porom:........

(In School....)

Elder: now, everyone take your seats.  (Pokes at his seat and a big fart is heard)  Nice try, PALOM!

Palom: uh, heh heh.  it wasn't me, oh great Elder.

Porom:  good plan (With obvious sarcasm in her voice)...

Palom:  This is just to throw him off guard.

Elder:  Now, today class, we will be learning about astro-neural-biological physics.

Porom:  OH BOY!

(Later in the day)

Palom (Covered in white gunk):  Man, I thought FOR SURE that would work!

Porom:  You idiot, even you know that we've tried to hit Elder with exploding white dough potions, before.

Palom: Yeah, you're right.  Let's eat lunch, ick

(After eating their slimeballs and cow eyes, Palom and Porom go to Home Ec.)

Palom:  Who cares about fooling him?  I'm gonna get him, one way or another! (Throws a chicken at Elder)

Elder (Grabbing Porom, and using her as a shield):  Will you kids cut it out?  The school days almost over, you'll never be able to fool me!

(After school)

Palom:  Eeheeheeheeheehee!!!  I shall make the ultimate snake-in-the-can thingamijig!

Porom:  *SLAP*, you idiot!  You got chicken in my hair!

Palom:  Small price to pay for what I'm gonna do to him!  Oh, and ouch, that hurt!

(They go to Elder's house)

Porom:  He isn't going to fall for this!

Palom:  Nonsense, he could never resist a can of slug brains and chimp tails.

Porom:  You're even stupider than I thought!  Slugs don't have brains, and chimps don't have tails!

Palom:  Psh, oh well.

Elder:  Mmmmm, slug brains and chimp tails.  Wait, something seems wrong about that.  Oh yeah, I forgot my drink. (Opens can)

(KABOOOM!!)

Porom:  Uh.....was that supposed to happen?

Palom:  I don't know......  That ain't no good.

Porom:  WE FINALLY GOT HIM!! HOORAH!!  TODAY IS A DAY OF CELEBRATION!!

Palom:  Uh, what's that?

(Big slimy, hideous, 5 eyed thing comes out of the burnt up house)

Big Slimy, Hideous, 5 eyed thing:  Hey, I'm not hideous! I'm Elderomus.

Palom:  AAAAH!!! I didn't think Elder could even HAVE more hatred!

Porom:  You dolt!  Elder never had any hatred!

Palom:  Oh yeah, whoops.

Elderomus:  Yum, tasty snacks for me to uh... what do I do with food again? I... feed it?  No... I... meet it? hmmm....

Porom:  Quick!  While he's stupidfied!  Run!

Palom:  What DO you do with food?

Porom:  Moron!  Run!

(They run as fast as possibly to the big whale)

Palom:  Quick!  Make it squash him!

Porom: We can't do that!  We'll kill him!

Palom:  Cool!  Less homework!  (Takes control, and hovers over Elderomus)

Elderomus:  I EAT it, that's what!  Hey, where'd they go?  Yum!  A big whale for me to eat!

Porom:  I never even thought this thing looked like a whale at all!

Palom:  Oh great, he has good eyesight.  That'll hurt us.

(CRUSH)

Palom:  There we (Elderomus breaks our of ground and grabs Palom)  AAAAAARE!!!  HELP!!

Porom:  OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!  AAAAH!! (Faints)

Palom:  Damn Woman!  Wake up and help me!

Elderomus:  Yum!  (Opens mouth)

Palom:  Elder!  NO!  I'm sorry!  I'm sorry!

Elderomus:  Ha!  I got you!

(Takes off costume, and puts Palom down)

Porom:  Oh no!  Palom's gonna get eaten!  I WON'T LET YOU....

(Tackles Elder)

Elder:  AAAAH!!  Help!! DETENTION!  DETENTION!!

Porom:  Detention?  Oh my god!  I got detention!  You bastard!!

(Whacks Elder's head)

Palom:  I think you killed him.......

Porom:  Well, no detention for me!  Yeah!

Elder (Getting up):  Suspension, AND detention!

Porom:  uuuuuugh (Faints)

Palom:  Woos

Elder:  And for YOU!

Palom:  NOO!!! DON'T DO IT!!

(Palom is put in a nice green dress, and is put out to scrub the windows on the tower in front of everyone)

Girls: hee hee

Palom:  Hey Babes

Girls:  HAHAHA!!

Palom:  Yeah, they're cheering me on..... I think......