(The Dragons in the villiage hear a scream coming from the castle)

Dragon 1: What was that?

Dragon 2: I don't know.

Dragon 3: You know, I've heard that Bahamut keeps slaves in the palace.

Dragon 2: Really?

Dragon 1: He must be whipping them.

(Meanwhile, inside the castle)

Bahamut: TIAMAT! How many times have I told you not to eat one of your heads?!

Tiamat with one of his necks in one of the heads: Sorry.

Tiamat head in mouth: AAAAHHHH!!!! SAVE ME!

Tiamat head eating that head: Nock unlesh you apowogize about eating my food!

Bahamut: Does it matter?! It all goes to the same stomach!

ServantM: Lord Bahamut, there are some protesters at the front gate!

Bahamut: Now what?!

ServantF: I told you to give females the same rights as males, but did you listen? Noooo, you just sat there and said no while.....

(Tiamat eats ServantF)

Tiamat: Stupid annoying girl!

Bahamut: Spit her out, or I'll.....

(The Dragons break in, and see Bahamut yelling at Tiamat)

Dragon 3: SEE?! I told you he was keeping slaves!

Bahamut: What?!

Dragon 1: Look, he even made his slave eat one of his heads, AND another slave!

Tiamat: HEY! I'm not a...... (hmmmm.... I could benefit from this). HELP ME! My cruel master has enslaved me and tortured me!

Bahamut: TIAMAT! You shut up or I'll.....

Dragon 2: *GASP* Oh no! He's threatening him! Let's get him!

Bahamut: Wha.....

(They tackle Bahamut)

Bahamut: STOP IT! Save me ServantM!

(Meanwhile ServantM and Tiamat are being pampered)

ServantM: I'm sure you can hold out for some time.

Bahamut: Why I oughta! (He pulls ServantM into the fight)

ServantM: WHOAAAAHHHH!

Tiamat: Heh heh heh.

ServantF (inside Tiamat's stomach): Hey! This isn't right! We're not sla....

(Tiamat Digests her)

Tiamat Head in Mouth: HEY, Watch it! You almost digested me! Speaking of which, let go of me!

(Tiamat Head eating that Head spits him out)

(Warmech comes in)

Warmech: Hey buddy, what's going on?

Tiamat: Well, these people think my dad is a slave driver.

Dragon 2: DAD?! He's your father?!

Tiamat: Uh, yeah but, it's not what you think, you see...

Dragon 1: That's terrible! He even enslaved his son!

Bahamut: WHAT?! You guys are idiots! I don't have any slaves!

(They stop attacking him)

Tiamat: Uuuhhh, yes you do.

(They look at Bahamut, and tackle him again)

Bahamut: YOU IDIOTS!

Warmech: Wow, cool. This means we can both just sit around lazily.

Tiamat: You already do that all the time, you lazy bum.

Warmech: OH YEAH!

(Warmech Nukes Tiamat)

Tiamat: You shouldn't of done that! (one of his heads tries to eat Warmech, but he's too big)

(All of the peasants stop, and look at Tiamat and Warmech fighting)

Bahamut: This is my chance to escape....

(He tries to leave, but there are millions of peasants at the door)

Bahamut: Never mind....(goes back)

Tiamat: I'll show you to nuke me! (One of his heads is dangling by a thread unconcious)

Warmech: Well you called me Lazy!

Bahamut: Stop the fighting right now! Warmech, GO HOME!

Warmech: I don't have a home. Tiamat makes me stay at his Tower, and defend it.

Dragon 2: You mean you're his slave?

(The peasants look at Tiamat)

Tiamat: Uh oh..... AAAAHHHH!!!!!

(Tiamat runs away while they chase him)

Bahamut: Well, it all turned out for the best.

Warmech: Hey, got any food?

(ServantM stumbles by)

Bahamut: Whoops, looks like he needs some medical attention. Doctor!

Doctor: Go to hell, you slave driving bastard!

Bahamut: WHAT! Warmech, KILL HIM!

Warmech: Uh oh, now YOU'RE treating me like a slave!

(The peasants stop chasing Tiamat and look at Bahamut)

Bahamut: What? N..n..no I'm not!

Dragons: GET THEM!

(The peasants chase Bahamut and Tiamat into the distance)

Warmech: Hey, he didn't give me any food!