Cecil:  Hey Rosa, why is there cake and such over here?

Rosa:  Didn't you hear?  Cids having a family reunion.

Cecil:  You mean there are more?!

Cid2:  Yeah!  I'm finally going to meet my family again!

*ding dong*

Guard:  Sir, there is a very large man with a goatee at the door, and he's accompanied by a very large green man with horns.

Cid2:  That's my best friend!  Hi Glutton!

Cecil:  Your best friend is a big green thing with horns?

Cid2:  No!  The other guy!

Glutton:  Hi Cid.  I brought along my cousin, Phumbaba.

Cecil:  He's HIDEOUS!

Phumbaba:  BABA BREATH!!

(Cecil is blown into the wall)

*ding dong*

Guard:  It's a semi-fat man at the door, sir.  And he has a ma'am with him.

Cid3:  Hi Cid!  I brought my granddaughter, Celes.

Cecil:  OH NO!  NOT CELES!

Rosa:  Hi Celes.

Celes:  Hi Rosa, hey, have you guys paid your taxes yet?  Some kingdoms refuse to pay, and you know how I hate rebels!

(If you don't want to know what's going on, read the fanfics on Celes Chere conquering the world, and Wicked becoming emporer)

Cid3:  By the way, I'm not even semi-fat!

Guard:  suuuuuure...

*ding dong*

Guard:  Coming.

From door:  You *&$@ing slow guard!  Hury the *&$@ up!

Cid7:  Well finally!  You stupid *&$@ing slow guard!  Hey Cid, and Cid.  I brought my friends, Palmer and Shera!

Palmer:  Hey guys!  Where's the cake?  Where's the lard?  Where's the food in general?

Cid7: Man!  Shut the *&$@ up, Palmer!  Wait your turn!

(Soon.....)

Cecil:  Rosa?  Rosa, where are you?  (Screaming over a big fat man)

Rosa:  Did Cecil call me?  I can't hear over these men!

Cid2:  I SAY I AM THE MANLIEST MAN HERE!

Cid7:  What?!  Are you stupid?!  You're old, and senile!

Cid2:  I'M STILL YOUNG!!  You'll pay for that!

Cid7: #&(^!!!!

Cid3:  Now now, there's no need to fight.

Palmer:  Come on, Cid.  Show him who's boss!

Cid2:  Ok, I will!

Palmer:  I meant the.....

(Shera shoves cake in front of him)

Palmer:  YUM!

Shera: You've already caused enough trouble, fat man.

Palmer: aim mot phat (Cake in his mouth)

*ding dong*

Guard:  It's open!  Just come in!  I can't move!

Kain:  Crap!  One more Cid, and this castle'll explode!  I'm outa here!

Yang:  Could you keep it down, we're.... OH MY GOD!  (sees all the millions of Cids)  It's the end of the world!

Cid2:  What?  You sayin' we evil?  GET HIM!

(They all storm out, and attack Yang.  Soon, nothing is left of him but his bandana.)

(The party ends, and the castle is back to normal again)

Cecil:  Well, not quite normal.  It would've been better if there was a famine going on!

Rosa:  Don't complain, at least Celes didn't find out that we're the ones not paying our taxes.

Celes:  I HEARD THAT!!  OFF WITH YOUR HEAD, CECIL!!

Cecil:  Why m.... ACK (Head is lobbed off)

Rosa:  Oh dear

Cid2:  I'm still hungry......