Bahamut: TIAMAT! Time for bed!

Tiamat: Aw dad! Can't Warmech and I stay up just a little longer?

Warmech: Yeah. please?

Bahamut: NO! It's enough that I let him sleep over, but he will not spoil your bed time!

Tiamat: Fine. (I hope you have nightmares) good night papa.........

Bahamut: Night.

(It's the middle of the night, and everyone is asleep)

HUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

Bahamut: WHAT WAS THAT?! I'm trying to sleep!

Tiamat: Wasn't us dad

(Meanwhile)

Lugae: Man! Those stupid Hummingways are at it again!

Rubicant: Why don't we complain to them?

Zeromus: I got a better idea. Why don't we KILL THEM?!

Milon: Yeah, yeah. I could turn them into zombies!

Rubicant: Isn't that a little harsh? It's their nature to hum.

Zeromus: Nuts to that! Let's go kill them!

HUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

(Back at Bahamut)

Bahamut: If that doesn't stop, then I'm going to........

ServantM: What? You're going to what?

ServantF: Complain, of course. He's too gentleman-like to attack them.

Bahamut: WHAT?! I'LL KILL YOU!

ServantF: Uh oh......

Tiamat: Keep it down, we're trying to sleep!

Warmech: Yeah, even though I don't sleep.

(They're really just playing Video-games)

HUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

(Cloud in the game dies)

Tiamat: MAN! How am I supposed to kill Jenova, when I can't concentrate with all of that humming?!

Warmech: Ha ha! Now watch me do it!

HUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMmmmmmmm

(Warmech's Cloud dies earlier than Tiamat's did)

Warmech: That does it! They're going to be nuked!

(All of the Dragons, and Zeromus' minions gather around to stop the humming)

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Hummingway: Huumm?

Bahamut: Will you stop with the humming already?!

Hummingway: Hum hum.

WArmech: AAAHHH!!!!! I'm going to nuke them!

Bahamut: No! Don't!

(Warmech tries to nuke them, but the crowd's too big and he nukes Zeromus instead)

Zeromus: OUCH!!! You stupid machine! I'll kill you!

Bahamut: Now now, there's no need for violence.

Kainazzo: Sure their is! (Punches Tiamat)

Tiamat: Oh Yeah! (Heads bites Valvalis, Kainazzo, Rubicant, and Milon)

Valvalis: ROAR!

(They all attack each other in a huge puff of smoke)

Hummingway: Hum hum. (Closes door)

Balnab: Grrrrrrr......

(They all stop and look at him)

KABOOM!

Lugae: That was strange. He exploded, and no one even pushed the button.

Rubicant: Weren't we here to complain to the Hummingways?

Bahamut: Oh yeah..............Hey, it stopped.

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Zeromus: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! (Grabs an axe and chops down the door)

(All of the Hummingways look at him)

Zeromus: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!!!

Talking Humingway: Sorry, but we were debating on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. The world may never know........ya know.

(They all stare blankly at the Hummingways, then attack at full thrust)

HUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahamut: STOP IT!

(They all stop)

Bahamut: Is this what we've become? A couple of animals?

Lugae: Yes! It is!

(They all start attacking again)

Tiamat: Wait a second, they escaped while my dad was talking!

Bahamut: Uh heh heh.......... well they stopped, didn't they?

HUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Everyone: ROAR!!!

(They all attack Bahamut)

Bahamut: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Talking Hummingway: I still say it takes 300 licks!

Hummingway: HUM hum! Hum hum hum 500 hum!