Clyde:  Not just a planet, but a NATION!

Strago:  Nation?  This was never discussed with me.

Baram:  For obvious reasons, too.

Mike:  What's it called?

Clyde: Uh......  Clydeopolis?

Larry:  Clydewhatahuh?  That's dumb, man.  You should name it something like: "Babes-o-plentie" heh heh.

Judy:  Man!  Stupid teens.  Name it something to do with Ninjas.

Clyde:  Ninjaphobia!

Mike:  Ninjaphobia?!  That sounds like some kind of disease!  No no, name it something like.... Aniny.

Relm:  Aniny?  That's like calling our nation "A NINNY" and that's not good.

Interceptor:  (I'M HUNGRY! FEED ME!)  Woof.

Clyde:  I know, I'll name it after Interceptor.  Ninterceptorovia,

Strago:  I can't even PRONOUNCE that!

Yuffie:  Wutai 2!  Wutai 2!  Name it Wutai 2!

Clyde:  What's a Wutai?

Yuffie:  Wutai is MY home country!

Clyde:  Why would I name a country for you and your crappy little town?

Yuffie:  EEK!

Strago:  You aren't supposed to curse in front of her.  Remember?

Yuffie:  Not that!  He called my homeland bad.....

Clyde:  Let's just call it the Ninja Nation, and be done with it!

Everyone:  Oh, yeah, that's fine with me, yeah, me too, that's not bad.......

(Meanwhile, at the Legion of Doom)

Wicked:  Hey!  Why are WE considered the bad guys?  They're the Assassins!

Celes:  hee hee hee!  I will kill all nations who do not obey my every command......

Vegie:  CELES!  Pay attention.  We have to destroy that "Nation" before it becomes a threat!

Kefka:   Their just Ninjas!  How can they be a threat?

Leo:  Let's just send our IAF and Cid's super Magiteks and kill them.

Wicked:  That doesn't sound like the real Leo.

Leo:  Well my paycheck was cut because of them!

Kefka:  You get paid?

Wicked:  UH, uh, no, he doesn't, now let's think of a plan.

(Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Doom)

Clyde:  If WE'RE not the good guys, and THEY'RE not the good guys, then who are the good guys?!

Yuffie (With Halo over head):  Hey, mind if Wutai shares this planet?  After all, we are allies, and Shinra keeps poking at our butts!

Baram:  Since when were we allies?!

(Big-fat-mammal-like creature comes from sky)

Judy:  ALIENS!! THEY'RE ATTACKING!!

Strago:  That's just the Big Whale.  I've seen it many times in my life-time.  After all, we mages know this sort of thing.

(Lands, and a bunch of people in blue come out)

People in Blue:  We wanna be Ninjas!  We technically ARE Ninjas, but we suck!

Chaimberlain (Guy dressed in red):  Careful now, we have to return in a couple hours.  Lord Edge doesn't know we're here.

Eblan Ninjas:  Oh yeah, that's right.....

Clyde:  Oh no!  Not MORE annoying punks!  Isn't Yuffie torturous enough?!