By James Chang
nikken@erols.com
http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Battlefield/2740
Characters are copyright, Atlus Inc.
Narrator: Today, Ellen is holding a party for all of her friends, but she is kind of distressed.
(Ellen is on the phone. Brad is standing behind her.)
Ellen: What do you mean "he can't come!?" You're stuck in a hotel room together!?
(In the hotel room, Mary is on the phone. TJ, Tammy, and the Main Character are behind her.)
Mary: Well, Ellen, it was the funniest thing. TJ was just messing around with Tammy's fencing sword, got it jammed in the lock, and...
Ellen: I don't care! Great! Just great! (slams phone down)
Brad: Heh heh. I bet that he's really having a good time because he's alone with all of those beautiful women.
Ellen: Shut up!
Narrator: You see, Ellen is in love with the main character, more or less, but Mary gets along better with him.
Ellen: Now what do I do!?
(Mark, Yuki, Nate, and Chris enter)
Mark: Hey hey! Party time!
Brad: Yeah! See my cool dance moves!
Yuki: No way!
(Brad starts doing disco)
Nate: ... How disgusting.
Brad: I'd like to see you dance better!
(Nate does the moonwalk)
Brad: ....
Chris: Where is everyone? What a crappy party.
Ellen: Shut up! (Ellen takes out her gun, and shoots Chris)
Chris: Ouch!
(Bruce and Selina enter)
Bruce: Hey, everyone, where's Mary?
Selina: Who cares about Mary!?
Mark: Hey... Where is Mary?
Ellen: She can't come.
Selina: Hooray! Bruce is all mine!
Mark: Why not!?
Ellen: She's stuck in a hotel room with "you-know-who."
Mark: WHAT!? NOOOOOO! (Mark dashes out of the house)
Narrator: Yeah, Mark's in love with Mary, more or less.
Yuki: Great. Here I am with all of these immature brats.
Nate: Hey!
Chris: Hey!
Ellen: (Checking her make up) Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say something? Hey, does this color match my eyes?
Yuki: ....
(Alana and Chunk enter)
Chunk: Food! (Dives into the party platter)
Ellen: Hey! Don't eat it all!
Chunk: Burp!
Chris: Man! You ate everything!
Yuki: All of you are so...
(Brad is still annoyed with Nate for out dancing him)
Brad: (Swinging from Chandelier) Ha ha! (Lands on Nate)
Nate: Ow! What the hell are you doing!? (Nate grabs out his semi-big sword and slashes Brad)
Alana: Hey, guys! Look what I brought! (wheels in a keg of beer)
Brad: Beer! (Brad jumps off of Nate's head)
Ellen: No! Get that thing out of here!
Brad: Man! Loosen up!
(Alana pours everyone a glass. Brad starts chugging away)
Alana: Yuki?
Yuki: Grow up! Besides, I don't drink.
Brad: Come on! Chill out.
Yuki: ....
Alana: Drink it! (stuffs it down Yuki's mouth)
Yuki: Urk! Hey!
Ellen: Why me?
(In the hotel room...)
Mary: So now what?
Tammy: Anyone want to play charades?
Mary: Well? (looks at the main character)
Main Character: .... (Why the hell is she talking to me? I'm not going to respond!)
(Back at the party...)
Drunken Yuki: I'm the snow queen!
Ellen: No you're not!
Drunken Yuki: Wow... Look at all of the pretty colors...
Not-Very-Drunken Brad, Despite the Fact That He Drank the Most: Heh heh. Great party!
Drunken Alana: Oh Bruce! You're such a hunk!
Drunken Bruce: I know!
Sabrina: What! How dare you! DIE! (Uses her magic to turn Bruce and Alana into stone)
Ellen: Hey! Turn them back!
Selina: Gee... I don't know how to. In fact, I don't know how I turned them into stone in the first place. I thought I needed my magic mirror for that...
Brad: Heh heh. You must have turned them into stone with your ugliness!
Selina: What!? (Punches Brad)
Drunken Yuki: Eat BRAINS!
Ellen: ....
(Back at the hotel room, Mary, TJ, Tammy, and the Main Character are playing scrabble)
Tammy: Yeah! Look at this word!
"Penniless"
TJ: You bastard! (Smacks Tammy)
Tammy: Ouch! What did I do?
Mary: TJ is very sensitive about her financial condition.
HACK! (An axe cuts into the door and breaks it down)
Tammy: NO! It's an axe murderor! We're all going to die!
Mark: MARY! I'll save you from this evil man! (Chops the main character with his axe)
Mary: MARK! What are you doing!?
Tammy: You killed him!
TJ: No he didn't. He just seriously wounded him.
Main Character: .... Ouch.
(Mark looks at the scrabble board)
Mark: (nervously smiles) Heh heh heh... Um... BYE! (Runs away)
Mary: MARK! I'll get you for this! (Mary runs after him)
(Back at the party)
Everyone but Ellen: BEEEEEELCH!
Ellen: Everything is going wrong.
(Mark bursts in with Mary chasing him)
Mark: Help!
Mary: I'll kill you!
Mark: It wasn't me! It was... Ellen! She tricked me!
Ellen: What!?
Mary: Die! (Whips out her pistol, and shoots at Ellen)
Ellen: Cripes! (Dodges)
(The bullet hits the beer keg, which bursts open. Beer spills all over the floor)
Ellen: That's it! Everyone, GET OUT! (Ellen throws everyone out of the house) Mom and dad are going to kill me...
Nate: Great! Now what? I don't have a ride home!
Brad: Me neither.
Yuki: Don't worry! I'll drive everyone home.
Chris: Are you sure?
Yuki: Don't worry!
(As Ellen cleans the house, Yuki's car crashes into her car and bursts into flames)