(CRASH)

Bahamut: What was that, Tiamat?!

Tiamat: Sorry dad, Warmech and I accidently broke your ming vase.

Warmech: Sorry Mr. B.

Bahamut: Don't call me that! How'd you break my vase?!

Tiamat: We were playing "catch the nuclear missile."

Bahamut: I got that vase when you were a kid!

Warmech: Oh yeah, we were raiding your castle at that time.

ServantM: Why would your son raid your castle?

Tiamat: Uhhhh....... (Shoot, better think of something!) Uh, we were playing "raid the castle", yeah..... that's it.......

ServantF: Hey, how'd you two meet (looks at Tiamat and Warmech)

Bahamut: Yeah, how did you? When you "became" my son, you two were friends already.

ServantF: What do you mean "beca....."

Tiamat: (screaming) I'll answer that!"

Warmech: It all happened a long time ago, while I was being constructed, and Tiamat was a kid.

(FLASH BACK)

Tiamat: Grrr Kraken, we'll show those stubborn mermaids!

Kraken: Yeah!

Tiamat: You go first, I'll stay out here.

Kraken: Sissy! You're afraid of the water, aren't you?!

Tiamat: NO! Humph! If that's your attitude, then I'm leaving!

Kraken: You have no where to go, idiot!

Tiamat: Yes I do, I'm sure at least one human in that village will want to adopt a cute dragon pup like me!

Kraken: CUTE?!

Tiamat: Oh shut up!

Kraken: They'll probably think you're an evil beast, and will want to kill you.

Lich: Hey, if you die, can I have your body?

Tiamat: Shut up! I'm not going to die, and where'd you come from?! (Looks at Lich)

Lich: I dropped in when you weren't looking.

(Tiamat enters the villiage and Kraken enters the shrine)

Tiamat: Hello humans, anyone want to adopt me?

(The people look at Tiamat, then run away in horror)

Tiamat: Maybe this house has a human that'll take care of me.....

(Tiamat enters a house)

Old Man: Huh? OH NO! It's a demon! (Grabs a broom, and starts hitting Tiamat)

Tiamat: OUCH! STOP IT! GRRRrrr.......!!!

(All of his heads eat the old man)

Tiamat: Awwww..... hmmm, what's this? (Looks under sheet, and sees a half completed Magitek)

Tiamat: Eh? Maybe I can finish this, and turn him into my personal slave.

(Later)

Tiamat Head: Stop that, you idiot!

Other Tiamat Head: That's not how you do it!

Tiamat: How would you know?! I have the smartest brain out of all of you!

Tiamat Head 4: What?! That's a lie!

(Later, they throw in some unintended gadgets due to the fighting, including a baby spider)

Tiamat: It's completed!

Warmech: Huh? What's going on? The last thing I remember is seeing Mommy getting ready to be eaten by me for dinner.

Tiamat: It talks!

Other Tiamat Head: Dinner? Where?

Warmech: Hmmm.... What's this? (Shoots a nuke at Tiamat)

Tiamat: AAAHH!!! (Ducks, and the Nuke hits a house)

Warmech: Cool....... When do we eat?

Tiamat: You're a Magitek, do you even have a digestive system?

Warmech: I don't know, let's see. (Eats Tiamat)

Tiamat: HEY! That's not what happened!

Warmech: Ok, ok.

Tiamat: This is what really happened after he shot the house.

(Flashback, again)

(Tiamat eat Warmech)

Warmech: HEY!

Bahamut: Stop that you idiots! I'll tell the story!

Tiamat: You don't even know what happened!

ServantM: How could he not know if he was your fa....

(Tiamat eats ServantM)

Tiamat: AW shut up! I'm getting annoyed with those questions!

Warmech: Anyway, after that we teamed up with Kraken, and went on a raiding rampage.

Tiamat: Yeah, we even wiped the mermaids out of existence!

Bahamut: No you didn't, I just went to the shrine yesterday! They're still th......

(Tiamat tries to eat Bahamut)

Bahamut: *GLARE* That does it! Time for a spanking!

Warmech: Uh, maybe I should go now.

Tiamat: NOOOOO! STAY!

Warmech: Nope, sorry. Heh heh. (leaves)

Tiamat: Uh oh.......