(Author’s note: Some characters you never ever heard of are made up by me. Hey, it’s a fanfic.
Selphie is from Final Fantasy 8 and Precis is from Star Ocean 2. And Yuffie is from…. Ahhhh you
know. If you don’t know, then it’s Final Fantasy 7. “*” Meant the thing the replace the letter
of a cursing word. “(“ And “)” meant something that happen or the movement take place. “:” after
a name shows the dialogue. And “<” and “>” shows that character’s thoughts. That’s ‘bout it. Oh,
by the way, this is my very first fanfic. If it sucked don’t hate me for it okay.)
 

(Wutai)

Yuffie: Knights of the Round versus well, how about….. hmmmmm… I guess another Knight of the
Round! Which two star materia will win? Well? Weeeeelllllllll??? Forget it, this game sucks.
Chevok: Miss Yuffie, why don’t you hang out with someone than stealing materias and pissing Lord
Godo off?
Staniv: Well, it’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on, right?
Shake: I don’t get your point.
Chevok: What do you mean by that Staniv?
Staniv: Oh well. Just forget it. No one get it anyways.
Chevok: As was saying, why don’t you hang out with someone?
Shake: Cuz’ she’s so hideous and ghetto, no one wants to be near her! That’s why she isn’t with
anyone!
Yuffie: I’m NOT hideous!!! ….. Or ghetto!
Chevok: Hello, Miss Yuffie? Did you hear me?
Yuffie: Okay! I’ll hangout with Cloud. Hee hee hee…..
Chevok: No no no no, I meant a girl your age.
Yuffie: Nah! Cloud has lots of materias! I’m not going to hangout with some girl without any
materias.
Shake: Materias stealing b****.
Yuffie: Shuddap!
(A chubby man with a large turkey in his mouth came in.)
Gorky: You can go play with Lilly next door. (Bit off the drumstick) <Hmmm… This taste good!>
Yuffie: But she is doesn’t even have one single materia! Beside, she couldn’t even fight.
(Background)
Reno: Eh? Where’s my turkey?
Elena: Don’t look at me!
Tseng: Wha?
Rude: ……
Reno: AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! And I’m so hungry too!!!
(You can hear a sound of peeing and the smell of urine.)
Lord Godo: Damn! Who just peed on me!? I’m sleeping ya know! Damn you! You must be it. Staniv!
Destroy this cat!
Staniv: Lord Godo, it’s just an innocent animal.
Lord Godo: Shuddaap! Give me my weapon! My mother f******! I kill this cat myself.
Girl: No! Please, she’s my cat. Don’t hurt her. Please!
Lord Godo: Arghhhhh! Your stupid damn cat ruined my kimono and my beautiful sleep!
Girl: Oh please! Come here kitty. Don’t think of hurting my kitty!
Staniv: Go kid! Go now!
Lord Godo: Hey! Fine! I need to take a shower anyways. Put my mother f****** away.
Staniv: Yes Lord Godo. Man, I just hate the name of Lord Godo’s sword.
Yuffie: That’s is a stupid thing that happened.
Chevok: I tell ya, I’m not going to be even one yard near him for the next few days.
Shake: Yep! Godo is just like Yuffie. Or is it the other way around? Either way! They are
stupid, hideous and dirty!
Yuffie: HEY!!!! Stop that you stupid midget!
Shake: What did you just called me?
Yuffie: MIDDDDGEEET!!! Didya hear me this time? Deaf and shorty? Midget!
Shake: Shuddap! I’m just vertically challenged!
Yuffie: AND mentally…
Staniv: Stop it now you two!
Chevok: Miss Yuffie, Miss Shake, you’ re both acting like a little children again.
Yuffie and Shake: She is the only one who’s acting like a baby!!!!
Yuffie: Forget it! She is too stupid or too SHORT to even talk with me!
Shake: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!
Yuffie: Hmph! I’m going to Cloud’s.
(The wind blew kinda hard and Yuffie wonder why it’s liked that. But she doesn’t really care
about it anyways. Well, unless it has something to do with materias. The wind blew harder and it
kind makes this twirl. It sure reminded Yuffie of a tornado. There is also this buzzing noise.
As the wind continues to form this “ buzzing tornado” it turn in to a big ass portal sucked her
in. And everyone saw that scene, but notices only Yuffie is the only one who’s sucked in even
though they right in front of the portal.)
 

(Balamb Garden)

Selphie: Quite bothering me!
Moogle: Kupo kupo kupo!
Rinoa: Here here! Come on Angelo!
Zell: Hey give me back my hot dog!!
Angelo: Arff!
Zell: Not you! I mean my food! Hey! You stupid bird!
Seifer: Who says you need to go to get some soda first? Wuss-boy?
Zell: Grrrrr….. What did you just called me!!??
Seifer: Ha ha ha ha ha!
Zell: Grrrrrrrr…..
Quistis: All right you two. Stop it! Will you two ever stop?
Zell: Hmmph! It your lucky day! If it weren’t for Quistis, you be as flat as a pancake!
Seifer: Yeah right! You just afraid of me chicken-wuss! You know you can’t defeat me! Once I use
me gunblade, you would be as dead as a salt fish!
Zell: Oh yeah?!
Seifer: Yeah!
Selphie: Wooo hooo! Didja see that? I blast that can of soda into nothing!
Irvine: Yep. I see your good with my shotgun. <Wow….. Selphie is just my kinda girl. Heh heh
heh…. Just a bit more, I just might win her heart. >
Edea: Oh Cid, look at the young ones. They are all filled with joy and happiness.
Cid: Yes. I couldn’t believe that this idea of having Garden is this successful.
Edea: I’m just glad I’m not a sorceress anymore.
Quistis: We all are glad, Headmaster Cid, Matron.
Cid: Oh, Quistis!
Edea: What a pleasant surprise!
Quistis: Oh, Matron.
Squall: …………
Rinoa: Ha ha ha ha! Oh, Angelo. Stop licking me!
Irvine: That was a perfect shot, Selphie!
Selphie: But I miss! I don’t want to shoot anymore. I wish some type of bomb to blast that
building into smithereens.
Irvine: Oh Selphie! < I just love her attitude! >
Fujin: RAGE.
Raijin: Uh oh, you know.
Seifer: Put Zell on the list.
Zell: I’m not afraid! Just because you in charge of the school’s Disciplinary Team!
Selphie: I’ll be off.
Irvine: Where are you going?
Selphie: Dunno. Bye!
(Selphie went to the Balamb and bought some potions and just upgraded her nunchaku. She also
played some cards with some people she doesn’t know.)
Selphie: Oh! I want to ride the train!! But, I don’t have enough money. Darn it!
(Selphie walked home sadly. She reached to the front gate of Balamb Garden. She kicked the dirt
and sand. The sand flew and Selphie eyes.)
Selphie: (coughing) Ahhhh! There’s sand in my eyes! Ugh!
(She rubbed her eyes and look around to see if the sand stops the irritation. She stepped on
some mud and couldn’t get her feet out. She pulled and pulled and she finally pulled her left
feet out of this little “sinking” business. Selphie fell to the ground after pulling her leg
out. She tried to clean her shoe by rubbing it on the grass. She looked at the crack on the
ground as it formed a round brownish white thingy. Soon she noticed that this big ass portal is
sucking her in.)
 

(Linga)

Precis: Bye Claude! Bye Rena! <Now I’m all alone. >
Claude: Bye…
Rena: Bye!
(Precis walked around sadly. She looked around and then jumped on her bed. She laid down on her
bed, staring at the ceiling in the emptiness.)
Precis: (sigh) <I’m SO bored! There isn’t anything to fix. There isn’t anything to do. There
isn’t anything I can say! Ahhhhhh!!!! I gonna be bored out of my mind! >
Precis’ Dad: Precis! Go cook will ya?
Precis: <I’m not even good at cooking. Rena is. > (Sign)
(Precis went to the food store and bought some eggs and vegetables. Oh, she also bought some
chocolate bars, her favorite food. On her way home she saw some smoke coming out of the chimney
the house next door. Soon she found out that it was on fire. Everyone left the house except for
their little baby. Precis ran inside the house and rescue the baby. The place was in flames and
gas in the air. Precis retrieved the baby and gave it back to his parent.)
Precis: Ouch… my arm. I think I burned it.
Precis’ Dad: See! I told ja not to cause trouble!
Precis: You always say that! (Being mad with her lip pouted, she looked away from her dad
closing her eyes) I’m going to the medicine shop.
(Precis arrived to Bowman’s shop.)
Bowman: What’s wrong?
Precis: I burned my arm. Is there something to cure my arm?
Bowman: Here, let me fix this first. There. Oh, and that’ll be 200 dollars.
Precis:  Gee… thanks.
(Precis left and wondered what to do.)
Precis: Come on Bobot. < I guess I’ll take a walk to the shore. I need some fresh air.>
(Precis reached to the shore and sat down. She looked into the vast ocean. She stayed there for
hours thinking of nothing really. Precis picked up this stick and move the water. Suddenly the
water made this twirl and Precis disappeared.)
 

(Some Place, WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL YOU?!)

Yuffie: Ooooooofffffff! Ouch! What happen! Hmmmmm……. This looked like…… I still have my
materias!!!
Selphie: Hey! Do you know where is this place?
Yuffie: ???? No….
Selphie: Ah man….. Then why are you here?
Yuffie: This big ass portal sucked me in.
Selphie: Me too!
Yuffie: Who are you? You sure don’t dress like a Wutaian.…….. So, well, I don’t either anyways.
Selphie: What the? Wutian? What are you talking about? I never heard of it.
Yuffie: It’s WUTAIAN.
Selphie: Never mind. By the way, I’m Selphie Tilmitt.
Yuffie: The name’s Yuffie Kisargi! The Great Materia Hunter Extradinaire herself! I’m a ninja
who’s from a very powerful line of ninjas in Wutai.
Selphie: I’m from Trabia Garden. I never heard of anything you mention.
Yuffie: I’m going.
Selphie: Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?
Yuffie: To someone who has materias.
Selphie: Materias? What are they?
Yuffie: I can’t believe you. You don’t even know what it is? It’s a well, a thingy you can use
to summon some monsters to help you battle.
Selphie: You mean Guardian Force.
Yuffie: No, it’s materias. What a GF?
Selphie: The exact same thing as your materias. Well, except it has a side effect. It makes you
loose some of your memories.
Yuffie: That’s bad. Materias would never do that.
????: Hey! You two! Help me up will ya?
Selphie and Yuffie: Huh? Who’s there?
(Yuffie and Selphie help this female teenager up.)
????: OUCH!! My arm! Hmmmm… I need something to cure my arm. And I just wasted 200 bucks. Oh!
I’m Precis F. Newman. I’m from the town Linga and have you see my Bobot anywhere?
Yuffie: Nope!
Selphie: Not at all.
Precis: Never mind. I found him! But he is broken. Well I can’t fix it until I my arm is fixed
first. Does anyone here have any herbs or blueberry to heal my wound?
Selphie and Yuffie: Nope! But we don have cure magic and potions. You do?
Selphie: It’s strange you have the same items when we’re from different world.
Yuffie: That’s weird. Really.
Precis: Hello? I’m sorry to interrupt you two but I really need something to heal my arm. It jus
hurts so badly! Ouch!
Selphie: Uh, here.
(Selphie handed Precis a Hi-Potion)
Precis: Oh, thanks. Let me get this right first, the one with short hair, errrr… the one with
this boomerang is Selphie and the one with an orange dress is Yuffie. Right?
Yuffie: Just imagine ME in that dress? Not my style.
Selphie: I don’t use some “ninja stars” and “boomerangs.”
Precis: So it’s the other way around then! Okay. Just connect this electric circuit to this
and……… there! Fixed!
Yuffie: Let’s quit the fuss. <Hmmmm….. Precis doesn’t have any materias at all. I hate this
world. No one has any materias. >
Precis: By the way, where are we? This really big blue-ish red round thingy just sucked me in.
Selphie: Me too, but I think it’s brownish white for me. I dunno where we are though.
Yuffie: Lookee here….
Precis: What?!
Yuffie: Ouch. I just don’t like your voice. It’s too sharp. Does this look weird or something?
Precis: No, it’s a crab. Nothings’ strange ‘bout it.
Selphie: Yeah.
Yuffie: But it’s red! The color of the summoning materias’ color! Maybe this “crab” will have
lots of summoning materias!
Selphie: This place is beautiful, isn’t it?
Precis: Better than Linga I guess. Gee, I don’t really know.
Yuffie: So what? It just he beach and sunset. I see it all the time at Wutai from the many faces
of Dao cho or whatever. Hmmmmmm?
Selphie: What happened?
Precis: The place turn into polka dots.
Yuffie: What are you talking about? All I see is buncha materias.
Selphie: Well, is it?
Yuffie: Whoa! It is the Ultimate materia!
Selphie: Well, maybe it is. Hmmm… hey! This looked like Shiva and Ifrit! Not only that, there’s
Bahumat and Odin…. I think. But it’s different from the GF I have.
Precis: Everything is gone now.
Yuffie: Ahhh man! All I had was the mastered materia Knight of the Round, mastered Ultima,
mastered Odin, mastered Leviathan, mastered Bahumat, mastered Neo Bahumat, mastered Zero
Bahumat…………………………………………………………………………………………….
[All the mastered materias ever existed] and that! Darn it! So little and weak. I wanted to get
more stronger materias.
Selphie: Let’s just get going.
Yuffie: Hey! Don’t drag me! I can walk or something you know?!
Precis: You have a sharp voice too. Or was it loud?
Yuffie: SHUDDAP!
Precis: Gee…
(Yuffie and the rest walked all day. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and
walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and…. Well, you get the point!)
Yuffie: Ughhh….
Precis: …..
Selphie: hmmm… ughhh…
(The three girls fell to the floor because of exhaustion. A man that is short, chubby, old with
dirty clothes on came. Along came a woman with the same description of this man. He analyzes the
three teenagers.)
Man??: Hmmmm….. Well lookkeee here. Dree butiful young gurls. Aren’t they cute? Hunnay? Whaddaya
thonk we shoud do with these littol gurls?
Woman??: Weellll, since our groundchildren have nol toys, meebe we can stuff some colltoms in
them and make them teddeys gurls. Howdy you say colltons?
Man???: I think it woud be cottons or kolttons.
Woman???: Ookeeee Sonddie, let’s drag them home, hunney.
Sond: Right Connay!
(The man and woman drag Yuffie, Selphie, and Precis home.)
Girl: Grandpall, What’s issy that?
Sond: It tis toys my deer Parisa!!
Parisa: Oooohhhhhh…. SO tis is a toy….it issy SO big! Even than me!
Connie: Yep. All we have ta do is ta stuff a teeny bit of colltons.
Parisa: Wow! Coooo! I’m gonna have a teddey gurl!
Marie: Me two!
Sarani: Me three!
(Sond and Connie drag the girls down the basement to stuff a “teeny bit” of cotton in Yuffie,
Selphie and Precis. Sond stuff some cotton into Yuffie and then Selphie’s mouth. Connie stuffs
it in Precis.)
Yuffie: Hoih? HOIH!!! UGH MEA HOIH! HUP! <NO! I meant huh? Huhh! AND HELP! What am I’m saying?!>

Selphie: HUPPP!
Precis: AUUUUGG!
(The teenagers spit the cotton out.)
Connie: Darlin! Ooooo me gad! It’s alive!!
Sond: J-E-L-L-O! It’s ALIVE!!
Connie: I’m not kiddin’ hunney!
Yuffie: (Still spiting cottons, then finish) Ugh!!! Whatta ya doing! You MOTHER F******S!
Selphie: Yeah! We could of died!
Precis”: Ughhh…… <Yuffie cuss? Well, I could blame myself for not knowing. I just met her not
very long.>
Sond: Sorry gurls. My marbles should be cut off for such deeds… I don’t deserve ta be a mon.
Connie: Hunney! Don’t say that! Besides, no one wants your two marbles! You’re not a monster
either! You’re a man!
Yuffie: I won’t be mad if you give me materias.
Selphie: (Whispering to Precis) Yuffie ALWAYS talk about materias, doesn’t she?
Precis: (Whisper back to Selphie) ALWAYS…..
Sond: What in the world is that?
Yuffie: Forget it! No one knows about it in this world don’t they?!
Parisa: Wow! Grandpall, they can move and talt by themselves?
Marie: Oooo! I peak that gurl in orangey!
Sarani: I take that gurl in red. Was it red? Well, I’ll just say I’ll take that one width a
bigass metal thingies.
Parisa: Allll man… I wanted that one… now I get I have to take that ugly short hair gurl width
strange shar, I mean star throwing thingies…
Yuffie: Yup peapol can’t talt wright! Huh? I mean you people can’t talk right!
Selphie: It so, well, country-ish. And something else.
Connie: Well, howdy! I’m Connay and tis is Sonddie.
Precis: I think they meant Connie and Sond.
Yuffie: I don’t care! Hmph!
Precis: Umm… would you be kind enough to tell us where are we? Like what dimension, planet,
continent, city, and world?
Connie: Well, I knew you guys errr.. I mean gurls weren’t from this planet. This is the Universe
Dimension. This mean anyone from any world or dimension or universe can come here. So, some
things you thought no one can see or existed can be here. Oh! Almost forgot to tell ya. Thas
planet is Dinsamji. This continent is Greengrass, and this place is a village here called
Farmerville. This whole continent is the only a place for us people ta farm. There’s nol any
other city or village. Well, that what we think.
Yuffie: Whatever. Just tell us how to leave this place.
Sond: I’m afraid that’s impossible. The only way to get outta heir is ta fly.
Connie: The boats and ships we have all broke down. We have to repair it and it would take our
village years and decades to rebuild it.
Precis: We can’t get out then?
Sond: I’m ‘fraid not.
Selphie: Ahh man!
Marie: Hello, big big sissy?
Yuffie: I’m not a “BIG BIG SISSY!!”
Parisa: Hey! Don’t yell at my little sissy like that!
Sarani: Yeah! Don’t yell at my big sissy!
Sond: Sorry gurls. We just say sissy, err….. hmm…. Sistor or something like that sissy.
Precis: That’s strange.
Marie: Umm… big big sissy? Sorry. Well, I do know a way to get out of this place.
Yuffie: I don’t care! We’re stuck here forever and ev~~ What did you just said?
Marie: You heard me. Well, there is this cave where I used to play at, well, well…
Yuffie: Come on….
Marie: You can go undergrrond from there and you can go through it. Well, more like a tunnol
that is. Maybe you can go somewhere from there. But I don’t want you to go. It is like a ruin
and the top can fall down. Tis’s dangerous.
Selphie: That’s sounded bad.
Yuffie: Well, let’s go!
Precis: Didn’t you hear her? We may die in there! The ceiling can collapse!
Yuffie: SO? I don’t want to wait for some boats for the rest of my life! Let’s go already!
Besides, it couldn’t be that bad.
Sond: Wait! You need some supplies for this dangerous journey. Here have some berries.
Precis: Thanks!
Connie: Not yet. Wait here ………………………………………………………………………
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(The three teenagers waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited
and waited and……. you know! Well, it lasted for six hours.)
Yuffie: I can’t wait any longer!!!!
Selphie: What you want to tell us! I don’t want to wait. Besides, I’m hungry and tired.
Precis: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yuffie: (Yawning) Come on! Let’s go!
Connie: There! Dinner’s ready!
Yuffie: Forget it! We’re not hungr~~ Whaddya say?!
Selphie: Wow! FOOD! I hadn’t eaten since last night!
Precis: Hmmmmm!! This taste good!
Yuffie: (Sound of chewing, chopping, and a lot of noises.)
Sond: Well, we are glad thatcha like it!
Parisa: My two little sissies Marie, Sarani, and I made the bed. You big gurls can sleep there.
Sond: How nice of you three littol gurls to let these big gurls to sleep on your beds.
Connie: Ha ha ha! Whata can we say? They’re our grandchildren and they musta be nice cuz they
have out blood run through their veins.
Sond: I guestta yer wright honney. Ha ha ha ha!
Sarani: Big big sissy, can you let me have that thingey?
Precis: What thingy? Huh? You mean Bobot? No! Oh, I’m sorry. I love Bobot. I can’t let you have
it.
Sarani: (sigh)
Marie: Ahh… It’s okay littol sis. You can have my food. Just don’t cry.
Parisa: Yeah….. Here have my drink if you want to littol sis. Marie is wright, Sarani….
(The three teenagers went to sleep as the three sisters sleep on the ground besides their bed.
The next morning arrived and Yuffie woke up. Selphie came into the room along with Precis.)
Selphie: You FINALLY woke up. Just how long do you sleep anyways?
Precis: Yeah!
Yuffie: Be quiet! Those digging and water spraying is bothering me all night! Stupid farmers!
Precis: How can you say that?! They just gave us 30 blueberries and 3 gallons of water for our
travel to the next continent.
Selphie: Not only that, they also gave us a lot of things like some other fruits, meat,
clothing, and lots of things.
Yuffie: I just want materias. But do they give me any? Noooo…
Precis: Let’s just go.
(The three girls left as to the Farmerica Cave up north that Marie had described. Yuffie, who
think she is the boss, leading the way standing high and looking mighty confident. Selphie and
Precis, who wasn’t too sure about it, followed behind Yuffie.)
Precis: It’s getting darker! Let’s go back.
Yuffie: No way!
Selphie: Another monster!
(Yuffie turned around as the mud monster or Mud Slime and the EarthBange smacks her on the face.
She was very pissed. She threw her stars at it but it barely made any affects. Precis use here
best attacks but it had the same results as Yuffie. Selphie too, didn’t do much damage. So then
Shiva and Shiva…..errr.. I mean Materia and GF Shiva was used.)
Materia Shiva: What the? Are you my GF sister?
GF Shiva: I dunno. But you look a bit different from me.
Selphie: It doesn’t matter! Attack the enemy please!
Yuffie: Just beat the hell out of that… that mud freak!
Materia Shiva: Oh well. I’ll just call you GF Shiva.
(The Materia Shiva attacked the mud monsters. After that, it’s GF Shiva’s turn. The Mud Slime
and Earthbange growl in pain and slow melt away or just died. They continue to walk through the
tunnel and encounter more monsters.)
Selphie: Look! What is that? It’ shining brightly.
Precis: You’re right! It is bright. Maybe it is some kind of pendant!
Selphie: Hey, you’re right too. It is a pendant.
Yuffie: Quite that “You’re right!” thing! It’s pissing me off!
Staniv: Well, it’s better to be pissed off than be pissed on, right?
Yuffie: Staniv? Where are you?
Staniv: DOPE! (Homer Simpson imitation) I wasn’t supposed to say that! Why you little!
Shake: Leave me alone Homer!!! I mean Staniv!
Irvine: Selphie!
Claude: Do you see Precis anywhere?
Rena: No.
Edea: Oh dear.
Yuffie, Selphie and Precis: What?
Yuffie: Is that Staniv and Shake I heard?
Selphie: And is that Irvine and Matron?
Precis: Claude….. I hope he cares about me. And Rena…. Claude….
(The voices disappear.)
Precis: It’s so cold. Wanna hold this pendant, Yuffie?
Yuffie: Nothing to do with materias. It just a piece of junk!
(Yuffie took the pendant off of Precis’ hand and threw it on the ground after examining it.
Selphie bent down and touched it.)
Selphie: Precis, don’t lie. This pendant is so warm. See. Hmmm….. (The pendant on Selphie’s palm
glowed even bright.) AHHHHHHHHH!
(There is a flash of light and Selphie fell to the ground. The pendant attached to Selphie’s
neck, except it’s more like it’s tattooed on to her. Precis lean over to Selphie and tap on her
face while she tried to keep Yuffie from slapping her instead. )
Yuffie: Slapping her will make her wake up faster!
Precis: But it hurts! (Precis looked at Selphie) Are you okay?
Selphie: Ugh.. Yeah. Huh? Look! The pendant…..It just, well, glued on me. Only the main thingy
is sticking out. It’s still shining. It’s strange…. but pretty.  So brownish….waitta minute… it
is white-ish too… These colors make me feel so peaceful. Well, at least it how the way the
pendant made me felt.
Precis: Let me help you get it off.
Selphie: Pull more.
Yuffie: (Tried to use her ninja star to dig it out) Come on!
Selphie: AHHHHHHH!!! NOOOO!!!!
Precis: Quit it! You want her dead?!
Yuffie: I don’t care. Either way. But I rather her alive. Anyways, forget that. That’s probably
a materia that’ on her neck! Take it off! (Tries to get the “materia” off of Selphie’s neck)
Precis: Stop it!!!
Selphie: AHHHHH! (Runs off)
Precis: See what you did?! It’s only some strange pendant!
Yuffie: Not a materia? Oh well…
Selphie: (Panting)
(Precis and Yuffie caught up with her)
Selphie: You’re not gonna~
Yuffie: I’m not!
Selphie: Whew!
(Yuffie, Selphie, and Precis continue to their journey to get out of this world and this cave.)
Precis: This place is so dirty and dark!
Selphie: Yeah. I think so too! I wish we would be back at Farmerville.
(Just as Selphie said that, Yuffie and the rest just teleport back at Farmerville.)
Yuffie: OMIGAWD!!! We’re back here again?! But I just saw sunlight!!! GRRRRRRRR!! It’s your
entire fault! If it weren’t your stupid big mouth, we would be to the other continent
already!!!!  I WILL KILL YOUUUUUU!!!!!! GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Precis: This is so wrong! How can we come ALL the way back here!?
Selphie: Stay back Yuffie! I can hurt you!
Yuffie: GRRRRRRR!!!!!! I just hate this world. I want to go to back to Wutai and Cloud and get
his cool materias and not some stupid place like this.
(Yuffie was so sad, she ALMOST shed a tear. Precis was VERY disappointed. And Selphie is feeling
depressed.)
Selphie: I sorry. I wish I hadn’t said that. But it couldn’t be my fault. It could be something
else. I mean, I couldn’t had done that. I want to be on the other continent were we are about to
be. Or at least where we left.
(Just as Selphie said that, they teleport where they left off at.)
Precis: How did you do that?
Selphie: I don’t know. Maybe this pendant did it.
Precis: That must be it.
Yuffie: Let’s go first and talk later. I don’t want to stay in this place a minute longer! Oh!
Can you just teleport out of here with your pendant?
Precis: Yeah.
Selphie: Let me try.
(Selphie made wishes and concentrate hard but it doesn’t work.)
Selphie: It didn’t work.
Precis:  Well, I guess we have to walk our way out.
Yuffie: I think I know why it didn’t work.
Precis and Selphie: Why?
Yuffie: We never have been anywhere but here in this tunnel and in Farmerville. Maybe we can
only go to places we already been to only.
Precis: That makes sense. How do you know?
Yuffie: Heard it.
Selphie: You actually listen to people?
Yuffie: Shuddap!!
Selphie: Kay!
(The three girls left the tunnel and FINALLY see some daylight.)
Yuffie: BBRRRRAAAAA IIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS…. Brrrrrains.. brains…
Selphie: Brains?
Precis: She’s a ZOMBIE!!!
Yuffie: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I’m not a zombie! But I will be one if I don’t leave that Farmerica
Cave sooner. GAWD! I just need some light! Ahhhh!! I so much more refreshed! No more dark caves!
OMIGAWD!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!
Selphie: What?
Yuffie: The sun is setting!
Precis: So? It’s pretty.
Yuffie: It’s gonna be dark AGAIN!!! And if we don’t have shelter wolves’ll eat us!
Selphie: Yep. Let go to a nearby town.
Precis: It’s raining!
Yuffie: More like POURING!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
(Yuffie, Selphie, and Precis ran and ran. Selphie slipped and landed on Precis. Yuffie was way
up front but ran back.)
Yuffie: Come on!
Selphie: Help me up.
(Holding Selphie’s hand, she lifted her up to her feet.)
Yuffie: There! Let’s go!
Precis: What about me!!???
Selphie: Sorry I smash you. This is a lightning storm! Don’t get zap!
Precis: You didn’t smash me did you?
Selphie: Uh, well…
Yuffie: Stop yapping!
Selphie: Yeah!
(Selphie helped Precis up to her feet.)
(They kept running and Yuffie slipped on a muddy puddle and scrap her knees. Selphie’s arm as
injured by a branch as she ran by. Precis felt a force hit her head and faint. Yuffie took of
her headband and wrap it around Precis’ bloody head. Selphie picked up Precis’ weapon and hold
on to it. Together, the two carried Precis’ corps~ I mean~~~uh… just carried Precis as they ran.
The three heroines reached to a house nearby. They enter the house with deep and serious
injuries and fainted.)

End of Chapter 1
Next Chapter: The Florage Pendant and the Legend
By: Annie Zhang

What happened after Yuffie, Selphie and Precis met? How would their next adventure be? What’s is
that thing that stuck on Selphie’s neck? Is everything gonna go fine? To find out: Read my next
chapter!
 

Author’s Note: Hey! Thanks for reading my first chapter of my first fanfic. Do you like it? Hope
so. Well, I know this is a weird crossover. Most of you wouldn’t even know Precis don’t you? I
guess not many people know the game Star Ocean: The Second Story. If there were any comments or
suggestions, please tell me by this e-mail address: sakuraz14@hotmail.com.