By: Annie Zhang
 

Last Chapter: The three heroines fainted in a cabin where they met two kind people… well not really… named Timothy and Pops. Timothy met the three teens in his room after having an argument with Pops (his Dad). Yuffie, who was chasing Timothy around his room, is trying to assassinate Timothy cuz’ she thought he might be dangerous. Selphie alarmed that Precis may be dead because of her injury on her forehead. Timothy says it might be the legend. He started to tell the legend of the six pendants and about the six heroes/heroines and stuff like that. He was interrupted many times though. Soon his Pops found out what’s going on. Pops gave Precis some medicine called “Pohertion” which cure her completely. Pops and Timothy tell the rest of the legend although they argue on who should tell it earlier. The next day Yuffie, Selphie, and Precis lefted discovering that they are the destined to be the chosen one to save this world, Dinsamji. Not only that, they learned that they are stuck on an unknown island still on the continent Greengrass! Now with Selphie’s Mindland Pendant and Precis’ Florage Pendant, they are doing pretty fine. Well, Yuffie is kinda jealous that she doesn’t have one yet. They travel to the mountains up north with a raft they found to see if they could do anything there. But Pops is still grumpy of his “hair lost” and his raft stolen.

(Shore of Continent Raymin)

Yuffie: (Drool droop down from her mouth to her neck while snoring.)

Selphie: Hmmm…..ZZZZZZZZ

Precis: ………..

Yuffie: Gah! (yawn) Hey! Wake up Selphie! Precis! We’re here.

Selphie: (yawn) Hmmmm…. We are?

Precis: For me? Gee thanks Claude…

Yuffie: What she’s mumbling about?

Precis: Wait… don’t go…

Selphie: It looks like she’s dreaming.

Yuffie: Well, we don’t have the time for her to finish her dreams. Come on wake up!

Precis: All right already.

Selphie: Careful.

Precis: Ahhh!! (yawn) (Stretch and exercise a bit)

Yuffie: Ugh… whoa, ughh… help…

Selphie: Come on.

Yuffie: The waves, well, it’s uh, uh…. PULLING ME BACK TO THE OCEAN!!!! OMIGAWD!!!!!

Selphie: Uh oh…

Yuffie: Uh oh? Help me!

Precis: I’m coming!

Selphie: Me too.

(Selphie and Precis pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled and pulled…. You get the point! So the tides were hard and Selphie and Precis fail to pull Yuffie back. Instead, all three of them are pulled in by the tides.)

Selphie: Ahhhhhh! Guh! (Swallow some ocean water) Ewww…

Yuffie: OMIGAWD!!!! I’m gonna leave this world… No~~ that’s a good thing. I mean, I’m never gonna return to my world that’s full of materias!! (sob)

Precis: It too strong! Waitta minute! I have the Florage Pendant!

Yuffie: Both of you. Come on the raft first…or what’s left of it.

Precis: (Concentrating and mumbled something) NOW! (Nothing happen)

Selphie: Let me try. (Concentrating and mumbled something) NOW! (Nothing happen again)

Selphie: It didn’t work.

Yuffie: Why doncha two do it together!

Precis: Ewwww!!! You’re nasty Yuffie!!

Selphie: I’m not a lesbian!

Yuffie: You two have dirty minds! I meant try to use your pendants together at the same time. I don’t want to die. Try everything you can!

Precis: Oh. My bad. Heh heh…

Selphie: All right. Let’s try it.

Selphie and Precis: NOW!

(The three teleport to shore safely.)

Selphie: Yay! We’re back on shore! Whoo-hoo!

Yuffie: Told ja so! I so smart! Mwhaa ha ha ha ha!

Selphie: Quite bragging!

Precis: Yeah! If it weren’t for you, we’ll never get into that kinda trouble.

Yuffie: You’re just jealous that I’m smarter than you!

Precis: Oh yeah?!

Yuffie: Yeah!

Precis:  Gee…

Yuffie: Hmph!

Selphie: Mwha ha ha ha hah ha! It’s so funny to see you two fight. Hee hee hee….

Yuffie and Precis: I wonder if it will be funny if you were in a fight….

(Yuffie and Precis crack their bones on their fist and making it creepy like hell. Strange thing is, both Yuffie and Precis doesn’t even fight with their bare fists.)

Selphie: (sweating) Ummmm….. can you  two uh… uh…. uh… stop doing thhhaaat? Heh heh….heh? I…I was just kidding. I don’t think it’s funny. I mean…. it. Please! Stay back! Or I’ll kill myself.

Yuffie: Fine with me!

Precis: Me too.

(The two girls come really close to Selphie.)

Yuffie: You forgot to kill yourself.

Selphie: Oooppss! I didn’t mean that. I just accidentally said that because it’s a famous line to keep people to stay back.

Precis: What are we doing all this time?

Yuffie: Wasting it.

Selphie: Oh yeah! Why we stay here so long?! Let’s go already.

(After wasting so much time, they finally continue their journey.)

(Somewhere Else)

Yuffie: Omigawd….

Selphie: This mountain is large! What are we gonna do?

Precis: How are we ever gonna get to the other side?

Yuffie: Why do you two always ask ME questions?

Precis: Cuz’ you told us that you’re the leader of this group.

Selphie: And you said you we smart so we decided to ask you questions.

Yuffie: Really? You really do think I am the leader of this group?

Precis: Well, you said you wanna be one.

Selphie: I know I don’t want to be the leader cuz’ just it’s too much trouble.

Yuffie: So you two take me as your boss, eh? Well, let’s forward!

Precis: But the mountain is so big. It will take forever to get pass it.

Selphie: Where you’re going!?

Yuffie: To the other side. Come on you two!

(The three teens stared at the enormous mountain and the tiny ravine or path. They walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and…..(exhaled then inhaled some air) you know….)

Precis: Some run-on sentence…

Author: Shuddap! Wait, I’m not supposed to be here! (Disappears)

Precis: Huh? Okie…

Yuffie: I’m gonna die…

Selphie: I’m thirsty…

Precis: Ran out of water.

Selphie: Ahhh man…

Yuffie: You think we made least half way of the mountain?

Precis: I dunno.

Yuffie: <I’m sooo tired.>

Selphie: Wait! You hear that? Voices… or is it just one?

?????2: Enough water! Let’s go…

?????1: Why? Why must you do this? We can live happily without destroying this world.

?????2: Ralina! It’s our destiny! We must rule this dimension! Our ancestors had passed it down to us!

Ralina: No! Salina, can’t we live in peace? I don’t want to finish our ancestor’s wish. It’s just…just not right… Besides, why you think we can defeat those warriors?

Salina: What are you saying? You must carry on our ancestors’ wish! No, WE must! No one can ever defeat those so called “Pendant Warriors!” Look, with my dark powers of the evil, and your light powers of enlightment, we can still win! Come on! Enough drinking of these water! We still have a long way to go to get to the other side!

Ralina: No! Sister, I…I don’t want to.

Salina: What DO you mean! Ugh! It must have been all “Father of Light” fault! I hate him. That stupid~~

Ralina: Salina! Don’t insult him. Although he wasn’t my true father, he still raised me as his own.

Salina: If it weren’t for him, you wouldn’t be separated from me and our family! He made you changed your dark powers into light! If that didn’t happen, the combination of both of our dark twin powers would be disastrous! Now your light powers had weakened mine, we aren’t as strong as we are meant to be. But, we’re still strong enough to take those warriors down and rule this place.

Ralina: Salina, I’m not going to harm anyone. I don’t want to be your allie, but I’ll always be your sister. If you want be to hurt anything, I won’t allow that and I won’t help you do it.

Salina: Look at you! You pure evilness is gone! All because of Father Light! “Father of Darkness” would be so disappointed in you.

Ralina: Salina, why won’t you change your ways?

Salina: Then why wouldn’t you change back to your old ways! It’s your true form!

Ralina: ………I’m sorry. I won’t do it. (Walk closer to Salina) But we can still be sis~

Salina: Stay back! Fine, leave if you want! You aren’t fit to be my sister! You and I are from total different worlds. I’m from the darkness below, and you are the light from above! So you want to fight against me, huh?! Well, come on!

Ralina: Salina! Stop! We’re sisters!

Salina: You’re a disgrace to our dark family! Carrying the blood of our family, but do the enemies’ deeds! I shall destroy you SISTER!

Ralina: No! I don’t want to hurt you! Ahhhhh!

Salina: What’s wrong! Are you afri~~!

Yuffie: Ouch!

(Yuffie tripped on a rock while listening to the conversation.)

Selphie: I told you not to be careful!

Precis: Are you okay?

Yuffie: Off Course! (Spelled this in purpose) I’m the Materias Hunter Extraordinaire!

Selphie and Precis: SHHHHHHH!!

Salina: Hmph! So you’re the one who interrupt me! Take this!

(Salina threw a Dimlit Blast at Yuffie.)

Yuffie: Hih! Missed! Mwhaaa ha hah ha ha!

Salina: Well, we’ll see about that…

Yuffie: Huh? Ahhhh! (A black and red energy blast smack Yuffie’s face) Argh!

Ralina: Stop it Salina!

Salina: Out of my way!

Ralina: No! (Ralina charged up a pure blue-ish white ball of energy and attack her sister.)

Salina: “Balls” of the Rounds? (Author’s Note: Quit thinking nasty about that “balls”! Okay, just take away those quotations marks and it should be normal.) Hmph! I can do this too!

(Salina did the exact same thing except her energy is black and red.)

Ralina: We’re sisters Salina! Why can’t we be the sisters are suppose to be?

Salina: Shut up! Hiiiii yyyaaaa!

Ralina: No!

(Ralina counter attack and slash Salina on her arm. Salina grew very grumpy and did a flaming cartwheel attack that burnt Ralina. Ralina cure herself with her magic and begged Salina.)

Ralina: We don’t have to do this! Please, please my sister…

Salina: I don’t have a sister like you! Stop yapping and let’s battle ‘till one is dead! It’s DEAD or ALIVE!

Ralina: I won’t do it! Let the hatred in you die! Don’t add any more oil to this evil fire inside! Please! We’re family! You and I!

Salina: Hmph! Since you can say it, why won’t you join me to rule this world?

Ralina: As a stepchild of Father Light, I shall never do your evil deeds!

Salina: Evil deeds? We’ll children of Father Darkness! True blood children! Not step.

Ralina: Whatever you say, I will not let you do this evilness. I’ll change you someday!

(Ralina teleport to somewhere else.)

Salina: Come back you! You are such a chicken s***!

Yuffie: (Tiptoeing and whispering) Let’s go…

Salina: Where do you think you are going?!

Yuffie: Hih! Yaaaa!!!!

(Yuffie threw some ninja stars at Salina.)

Salina: Ugh! How dare you use such dirty move! Attacking from the rear! (Pulled out the ninja stars.) Ugh!  Come back here!

Yuffie: (Breathing hardly and fast) Come on! We almost lose her! Just a bit more!

Selphie: (Breathing hardly and fast) I’m going the fastest I can!

Precis: (Breathing hardly and fast) Me too! And she’s stupid! Why anyone would want to go back to their enemies knowing she’ll hurt us!

(The three teenagers escaped from Salina and rest on the peak of the mountain.)

Salina: Where are they?! Hmph! Pretty swift, they are. To out run me… Ugh!

(Grab on her arm where her black blood leaks from the injury that Yuffie gave.)

Salina: That b****! I’ll get her. Hmmm… dirty moves is part of the darkness. Then I shall turn her evil someday! As my allie to take over this world. Ha! Not bad! For such a young girl that’ just a few years younger than me. Mwhaaaa ha ha haa haa haaaaa!!!

(Peak of a Mountain)

Yuffie: Phew! (Breathing hardly and fast) We made it…

Selphie: (sigh) I wish I could be back home in Garden with Squall, Irvine, Rinoa, and all.

Precis: I’m reaallllyyy ttired….

Yuffie: So am I. (There was a short silence.) Huh? Look!

(Yuffie point at the direction to their right. Everyone say what’s Yuffie’s pointing at. It is something with three panther’s eyes, and maybe, uh, is it four arms? And there’s sharp pointy hair sticking up like claws, mouth as large as well, about half of it’s face, four fingers with sharp claws, and six legs with some type of clothing on covering them.  The two lower arms were like human skin but the two upper arm are like plant slime.)

Selphie: Whoa… what IS that?

Precis: It looked like some kind of hideous creature!

Yuffie: Like I don’t know that!!

Precis: Gee…

Selphie: Quit it you two! Look! That hideous creature is coming at us!

Yuffie: Run!!

??????: Wait! Don’t run! I’m not a monster!!

Precis: Eh? Did it just talk?

??????: I’m not a monster… (puff and wheeze)

Selphie: Then you’re a HIDEOUS monster.

Precis: If not, then you must be a VERY hideous monster.

Yuffie: Or a VERY very hideou~

??????: QUIT IT!! I’m NOT and I repeat not any kind of monster! Especially hideous! I’m a Burgekim.

Yuffie: Is that your monstrous name?

??????: I’m NOT A MONSTER!!!! Like I said, I’m A Burgekim. A type of living thing in this continent of Raymin. And my name is Frime. It’s not a monstrous name either, okay?

Precis: Uh, okay. Continent Raymin? Uh, so are we off that mountain yet, uh, Frime?

Frime: Which mountain are you talking about? There are a lot of them. Heh, if you don’t look closely, you may even think there’s only one. I mean, this place is called the Valley of Mountains.

Yuffie: Waittamit! Is this one we’re standing on is still a mountain?

Frime: Yep.

Yuffie: Dammit! I was hoping we reach land!

Precis: We came by water an~

Frime: Oh! You mean that mountain? There’s only one mountain near the shore around here if you didn’t know that. If you’re talking about the mountain near water, then you past that one long ago. If you wanted to cross these mountains to go to the town to the south, then you’re on the right track!

Selphie: What that town called?

Frime: Crystaline. It got it’s name because the mine near it is full of crystals and people there used those crystal to make stuff and trade.

Precis: Crystaline… Is it very far to the south then?

Yuffie: Uh, the sun is setting. We should get shelter first.

Precis: You’re right. Frime, do you know a place where we can rest?

Frime: Yeah! Come to our villiage. Us Burgekim would welcome you humans. Follow me.

Selphie: Wait. Precis, look. The sunset and ocean is pretty isn’t it?

Precis: Yeah, but shouldn’t we go?

Yuffie: Yeah Selphy! I mean, as in Selphie and NOT Sephiroth.

Selphie: Sephiroth? Oh, is it that crazy guy, son of Hojo and Tifa who wanted to take over the world? Or is it that guy who wanted to save the world? I can’t remember.

Yuffie: It’s the crazy guy Selphie. I’m the one who save the world. And it wasn’t Tifa who’s Sephiroth’s mother. <Although I wish she is. I mean, after Aeris go to this “Promise Land” that Rufus always yap about, then it’s me next in line for Cloud. And gawd, I remembered how I cried when Aeris died. …. >

Precis: Yuffie? Uh, Yuffie?! Hello? Had you gone deaf?

Yuffie: <…and I also~> Huh? Did you say something?

Precis: Never mind. And by the way, you didn’t kill that Sephiroth by yourself! Quit bragging about something you didn’t do!

Yuffie: Well, I’m the leader to kill that guy. I DID killed him!

Selphie: Nuh uh! I remembered that time when you mentioned that uh… I forgot.

Precis: What’s with the memory problems?

Selphie: It’s probably the uh… hmmm… oh yeah! It’s probably the GF that did it again.

Yuffie: I’m having spider webs all over me and it had already been a few thousands years! Will you two quit yapping and get moving?!

Selphie: Okay, okay!

Precis: We’re coming!

(The three young heroines travel a bit more to the Village of Burgekim on the peak of that mountain with Frime as their guide.)

(Village of Burgekim)

Frime: Here we are. Come to my place. It’s just that fourth house from the left with three rocks in the front door. See?

(Frime point to his house which is made out of slimey green slime. With urine and that err… that thing that come out of you butt, as the paint, and there’s a lot more disgusting stuff you don’t want to know… especially when you’re eating!)

Selphie: Uh, why is it so ridicouliously ugly?

Precis: Geez! This place is like a dumpster!

Yuffie: Eww! Grossness!

Frime: It’s unique isn’t it? I build that house ALL BY MYSELF! (sniff) I am so proud of myself to build something as beautiful as that!

Yuffie: (holding her nose while talking which made her voice sounded more stranger than usual) I can see why you build this “house” ALL BY YOURSELF!

Precis: Uh….(about to faint due to its’ smell) Gee…

Selphie: (Holding her nose like Yuffie did) Sorry Frime. We’re… uh… just couldn’t stay in your house for free ya know? So uh, we will just sleep somewhere else. T-thanks for your invitation to your uh, err… house.

Frime: Ah! It is not a big deal! If you need feel guilty, just pay me 2000 bucks a day!

Yuffie: 2000 bucks!? What a rip off! Besides, I wouldn’t go in there for free!! I rather sleep~ hmmm… somewhere else!

Frime: What? Are you saying you dislike my home?

Yuffie: Yeah! Whatta if we say yeah!?

Precis: Yuffie!

Yuffie: Whoops! I mean, just erase those words that I just said Frime…

Selphie: Yeah, she was just kidding! She is always like that.

Frime: Oh, really? I thought you hated it.

Selphie: Of course she doesn’t! Uh, right????

Yuffie: (Hide her right hand to her back with fingers crossed) Yeah! I was just kidding!

Frime: Wow! Great! Come in! I’ll so you your rooms! You’re the nicest people I ever met! All the humans I met were all hated me and think I’m crazy. Even the other Burgekims think that. You are my only friends in the world! This is just great! Come in!

Yuffie: (sarcastically) Yeah! Great job Selphie!

Precis: Ewww…

(The three heroine enter Frime’s house still holding their noses. The whole place is full of slime and ya know… Everywhere they looked is nothing but disgusting liquid, solid stuff, and those whactmigcalit? Basically it’s trash and some other junks. The girls unwillingly followed Frime deeper into his house. Frime walked up to a switch on the wall, or if it even is one, and said that it’s his kitchen. He pushed the switch and everything became fuzzy.)

Yuffie: WTF?! The f*** is going on!!

Selphie: Now what?!

Precis: AHHHH!

(The three closed their eyes and shook it to get a clearer vision. Yuffie, Selphie and Precis exclaimed.)

Yuffie: Are we dreaming?

Selphie: Are we in heaven?

Precis: Or are we finally out of hell?

(Yuffie, Selphie and Precis looked around and smelled the air. The place isn’t disgusting anymore. Instead, it’s replaced with a buncha high-tech machines, a kitchen with lots of goodies and food in the frigerator and diner table, and a living room with TV and videogames. Yuffie, Selphie, and Precis eyed the videogames it had. Yuffie stared at FF7 and Selphie stared at the FF8 game, as Precis looked at the S02. They ran to the games and argued about which game to play. Then a voice interrupted.)

Frime: Hey stop it! It’s not real! It’s just a hologram.

Yuffie: Damn.

Selphie: That’s mega-bummer.

Precis: Boo…

(There’s a few rooms upstairs full of cool stuff and flowers on the table. Air smelled really fresh and the place is more brighter! The ground has carpets and not slime and mud anymore. The place has totally changed. The place may not look like heaven or anything but is sure is one if you compare this to before.)

Yuffie: Okay, I’m I going nuts or just~

Selphie: Where are we?!

Precis: Are we out of that place? I mean, your home?

Frime: Nope! You are STILL in the household of Dr. Silinoid!

Yuffie: Dr. wha?

Frime: Sorry I had lied to you three but I’m actually the great scientist DR. SILINOID!!

(??Frime?? threw his costume off showing his true identity.)

??Frime??: I am Dr. Silinoid!!

Selphie: Sillinoid?

Yuffie: What is this all ‘bout anyways?!

Sillinoid: You girls thought I was some ugly pathetic dirty Burgekim eh? Everyone does. You girls are the first to come to my laboratory! You sure have some courage to come into my Illusion House of Disgusting Stuff. Heh, you really thought I was crazy guy name Frime, eh?! Well you are all wrong! I’m Dr. Sil~

Yuffie: Snap out of it ALREADY! We know you are Dr. Silliniod already so no need for introductions!

Sillinoid: Okay. Well, you see, I research about the great legend I heard from the Book of Legends. It’s the legend of the Pendants. I had been searching for a long time for the heroes of the legend to arrive! And my dream had come true! It had been 45 years but it’s true!

Selphie: So you are saying you know we are the heroes of the legend?

Silinoid: Not really but I had guessed. By the looks of you three, you three must have been fighting often with your weapons and all. And your strength for an average female teenager is very high which is never seen before. Besides, the clothing the three of you wore is different from style and fabric. No humans in this world have these materials and design. I secretly took some fabric from your clothes and the result is different from anything I seen. If that’s not it, then it’s your kind of weapons and names. Well, I had been studying you three around Grassland for quite a while so…

Yuffie: So you spied on us?!

Silinoid: Well, err, kinda yeah.

Selphie: How?

Silionid: I have a device that attached to this machine here that spread throughout the world. Whoever that catches my device attention will be suspisous. Everyone else is just the average normal beings but you three is different. Because of that, I study you three with the info that my machine can find. Oh, how I long to meet you, Miss Yuffie!

Yuffie: Uh, hi? (Yuffie gave an uneasy smile.)

Silinoid: Wow! I had received the word “Hi” from my dream heroine!

Precis: (Whispered to Selphie) That Dr. Silinoid sure yap a lot huh?

Selphie: (Whispered to Precis) Yep.

(Sillinoid yapp about all those stuff we don’t understand. Probably it’s the Burgekim language. He also talk about Yuffie a lot and say things things like, “Yippy! I met Yuffie!” and/or “My dreams (sniffing) had~ had finally come true!” and all that junk)

Yuffie: <This is a strange day. (sigh) All I really wanted to do is to go home. Is that too much to ask for? Well, actually I kinda like it here too. People think of me a great heroine instead of some annoying little teenager who no one remembers. Well, I’m the main character here so let get this over! Why am I talking to myself?>

Sillinoid: Hello Miss Yuffie?

Yuffie: Huh?

Sillinoid: Ah! You and your friends must of been really tired from traveling the continent of Grassland, crossing the ocean, walked the roads of the Valley of Mountains and standing there for so long. It’s late so as I was going to do, I’ll show you your room. Follow me. This way, up those stairs.

(Dr. Sillinoid led Yuffie and the others to the room upstairs. Each of them have their own room. They separated and enter their individual rooms. Yuffie went in the middle room, Selphie to the right, and Precis the left. The Doc himself slept on his newest invention, the mini-house tent. It is the size of an electric sharpener, but once he push this red button to the side, the little sharpener became a large building. The Doc set it outside to his backyard of its laboratory. When the three teens saw this, they were amazed by that invention of his.)

(Precis’ Room in the home of Dr. Sillinoid)

(Precis walked into her room that Dr. Sillinoid gave her. Looking around and gave a look of unhappiness.)

Sillinoid: What’s wrong? Don’t you like the room?

Precis: No, it’s not that. I’ll be fine. I would like to be alone for now.

Sillinoid: Oh, of course. We will have a long day tomorrow. Good night.

Precis: …..

(Dr. Sillinoid walked out of her room and check on the other girls.)

Precis: (sign) All of a suddenly, why do I have a headache?! Everything is so complicated now. Saving the world of Dinsamji? The Universe Dimension? The Evil? The Chosen and True Chosen ones? I’m gonna go nuts if I keep having so much of these stuff!

Precis: <Am I really one of the Chosen Ones? Is Yuffie really the True Chosen One? Gee… I just think too much nowadays! All I just want to do is return home. Is that too much to ask for? Claude… Rena… Bowman… Celine… Ashton… Dias… Opera…Earnest… Leon… Chisato… and everyone else. I miss them all. I can’t believe I even miss my Dad. (sign) Why is this all happening?>

(Precis looked around her room. After standing by the table in her room for so long, she walked to her bed and sat down. She took out her Bobot and examine it. She quietly stared at it. Soon, she began to talk to herself.)

Precis: Bobot, you’re the only thing in the world that’s with me now. Well, of course there’s Yuffie and Selphie, but they are from their own different worlds. Only you, are the same with me.

(Selphie’s Room in the home of Dr. Silinoid)

Sillinoid: Yeah. I think this room is pretty coo’ too.

Selphie: Whoo-hoo! Heh heh! I haven’t been able to sleep in a nice comfortable room for a long time. I think the last time it’s in my dimension. Wow, this bed is so soft. And is that a train set?

Sillinoid: Yep. I bought this from the toy shop over at Zanu Town a few years ago.

Selphie: I love trains.

Sillinoid: It’s relaxing isn’t it? To hear it rumble and go choot-choot.

Selphie: Wow! What’s this?

Sillinoid: That’s a device I had invented called the Materia Mastered Machine. It is a very fine machine indeed. It creates materias and then masters them. But the thing is, I must find the original or natural materia in order for it to collect the data it needed and then produce them. It is really hard to find these materias you know. So I hadn’t been able to find much. The strongest materia I can find in its’ natural state is the Knight of the Round.

Selphie: Oh, really? That’s one cool thing! I bet Yuffie would be really happy if she found out about this. Since this is such an important invention, why do you put one in my room?

Sillinoid: Actually, it’s in every room. It takes a while for the materia to reproduce itself but I wanted more. I created more of these machines so I can get more for my collection.

Selphie: Oh. Wait, I remembered when I first met Yuffie and Precis, we encounter a beach with lot’s of crabs. Then a buncha polka dots or what Yuffie said, “materias” appeared. She collected a lot of those stuff really fast.

Sillinoid: Oh really!? Then that must be it! It musta been in the Beach of Crabs! I was wondering where did I left all my materias, and it turn out to be there! Such a far distance from here. No wonder you three have so much mastered materias. But poor me have to reproduce them again after I lost my materias. Oh well.

Selphie: You’re not saying you want them back are you? I like them. Unlike my GF with this side effect of losing your memories, materias are cool stuff!

Sillinoid: Oh, no! I’m not asking to get them back! It is a honor to have you three heroines to keep my prized possessions. And uh, what was that you mention?

Selphie: It’s a GF. You know, Guardian Force?

Sillinoid: I had heard of it but never studied it. Please, I would like to study them if you would permit.

Selphie: This is what I got.

(Selphie took out most of her GF: Shiva, Ifrit, Alexander, Bahumat, Tonberi, Siren, Diablos, Brothers, Carbunicle, and Quezotcolt or something like that.)

Sillinoid: With these GF, it is good enough for me now! Oh, it’s late, I better leave.

Selphie: Bye! I better go to sleep now. (yawn)

(Yuffie’s Room in the home of Dr. Silinoid)

Yuffie: I’m a… leader. A heroine… wow… I never really dreamed about this. Well actually I did but… I didn’t thought it would turn out to be like this. It’s kinda weird.

(Yuffie laid down on her bed. She looked up to the ceiling and thinking about the past when she first met Cloud.)

Yuffie: Heh heh… He didn’t even asked for my name. I wonder, why did I helped Cloud and the others to kill Sephiroth? For the materias, for Cloud, the planet, or for myself or just bored? Hmmmmm… Nowadays are so… so strange. All I want to do is to get lots of materias and make Wutai not so ghetto! Or do I have something else in mind? Did I tried to take over the world? Nah, that couldn’t be. I just think too much. Man, I just really hate this world. It seems like I miss everything in my own world. Even things that I really hate. Like Dad… Even Shake… I miss them all. I never ever thought I would miss those two. This world is pretty cool too though. Everything really likes and appreciates me. Look up to me. Unlike in my world.

Sillinoid: Miss Yuffie?

Yuffie: Huh?

Sillinoid: Sorry to bother you but I just wanted to ask you is this yours?

Yuffie: Uh, yeah. I guessed I forgot my weapon.

Sillinoid: I had studied it. It is called Conformer, is it not? I believe this is the best weapon a ninja can ask for in your world.

Yuffie: Oh, yeah?

Sillinoid: According to my research, yeah. And also I discovered tha~

Yuffie: You know what?

Sillinoid: at~ huh? What?

Yuffie: You talk too much. I kinda heard everything you said to Precis and Selphie. You SAID it was late and can’t I get some sleep!?

Sillinoid: Oh yes, matter of fact. I am very so~

Yuffie: Yeah whatever. Now where’s that Materia Master Machine?

Sillinoid: There’s one here too. It’s that one.

Yuffie: Oh yeah? Well get it to work in the morning. Anyways, this is getting REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY  REALLY REALLY  REALLY REALLY ~~

Sillinoid: I GET IT! It’s getting boring isn’t it?

Yuffie: Duh! Now get out of her so the author and finish this chapter!

Sillinod: All right! I’m leaving!

Yuffie: Yeah you better cuz’ I’m sleepy!

End of Chapter 3
Next Chapter: The Path to Crystaline

By: Annie Zhang

What will happen on the road to Crystaline? Are there gonna be fortune or disaster? Is the Mira Forests a very dangerous place? Find out on my next chapter: The Path to Crystaline!

Author’s Note: Eh, well whaddaya think? I know this chapter is kinda boring since you met Dr. Silinoid. Okay, you are actually saying “Nuh uh! Your fic is ALWAYS SO BORING!! It just basically SUCKS!” Anyways, if there are any comments, suggestions, NO THREATS, not like I have any, please send it to my e-mail address: sakuraz14@hotmail.com (Abu from the Simpsons imitation) Thank you, come again.