(Every Day, The Lunarians try to get Zeromus to sleep, because they always take year-long naps. Zeromus always refuses, except for one day of the year, every year)

FuSoYa: Hey Zeromus, when are you going to go to sleep?

Zeromus: Tommorow, ya dumb mop! Remember?! I always sleep then.

Golbez: I don't like sleeping so much....

FuSoYa: WHAT?! How can you not like sleeping?!

Golbez: Ok, ok. I was just kidding.

Rubicant: Zeromus, we need a plan to destroy that dumb paladin!

Golbez: Hey! That dumb paladin's my brother!

Lugae: Hee hee hee! I have made Balnab to make a huge fart at Baron, and suffocate them! Go Balnab!

Balnab: Grrr.... (Farts)

FuSoYa: AAAHHH!!! GAS! We're suffocating!

Zeromus: Ah, the smell of poisonous gas.

Milon: This is making me rot even more!

Kainazzo: Everybody out of the Lunar Subteranean!

(Everyone runs frantically out of the cave)

FuSoYa: Well, it looks like we'll have to sleep out here tonight.

(Zeromus and Balnab exit the cave)

Zeromus: That was pretty cool!

Lugae: WHAT?! It was a failure! Now we can't get to sleep!

Valvalis: Uh, are you sure it's safe to have Balnab out here?

Lugae: Of course, I only gave him so much gas.

Rubicant: Well, we might as well get to work on a plan.

Golbez Whispering to FuSoYa: Hee hee, I can spy on them, and find out their plan....

(They work untill midnight, with Golbez spying)

Rubicant: We've been working for 4 hours, and all we've come up with is to poison their water supply! That's not very fair!

Milon: MOOO! Screw Fairness!

Golbez: HALT! I WILL NOT LET YOU POIS.......

(Golbez get's washed away in a huge tidal wave)

Kainazzo: Stupid Golbez, well what do you think, Zeromus?

Zeromus: ZZZZzzzzzz......

Valvalis: WAKE UP! (Smacks Zeromus)

Zeromus: Huh?! (Snort) Let me sleep!

Rubicant Fine, you lazy.....

Zeromus: Lazy eh? I'll show you!

(Zeromus attacks Rubicant)

Rubicant: AAAHHHH!

(After a few hours)

Lugae: HEY ZEROMUS!

Zeromus: What?......

Lugae: I made an A-Bomb!

Zeromus: Say what now?

(KABOOM!)

Zeromus: Oh, YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Lugae: Whoops, forgot to put on the safety.

(Zeromus tackles Lugae)

Kainazzo: Hey guys..... Somethings happening to Balnab.

Zeromus and Lugae: Huh?

Balnab: Grrrr........(Farts, and the Moon explodes)

Zeromus floating in space: Hmmmmm...... You moron!

Bahamut floating over: What the hell happened?!

Tiamat swimming by: WEEEEEE!!! This is fun!

(Bahamut grabs one of Tiamat's heads)

Bahamut: You idiot! Our place just exploded!

Golbez: Well, that was certainly a loud wake up call, right FuSoYa? (Sees FuSoYa sleeping while floating by)

Rubicant: Uh Oh, Balnabs coming right for us, again!

Milon: Quick, everyone to that planet! (Points to the Blue Planet)

(They all land at the Blue Planet)

Cecil: Hey, it's Zeromus! CRYSTAL!

Zeromus: Uh oh (Turns into an elephant)

Baronian Soldiers: CHARGE!

Everyone from the Moon: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

(After an arousing poke in the ass, the moon reappears)

Zeromus: OW! My ass! Let's get to the moon ASAP!

Balanb: Grrrr.......

Kain: OH NO! Destroy it!

(As Everyone from the Moon reach the moon, the Blue Planet Blows up)

Lugae: I really have to fix that!

Zeromus: GREAT! It's 9:00 P.M., and I didn't get ANY sleep!

Valvalis: Uh, The Baronians AND Balnab are floating our way!

Zeromus: This just keeps going on, doesn't it?

Baronians: CHARGE!

Rubicant: Ready the Super Canon!

(Super Canon hits Balnab)

Balnab: GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Baronians and Moon people: Oh No!

(KABOOM!!!!!!)

Zeromus: GREAT! Now there's no Moon OR Blue Planet!

Golbez: Hey Brother!

Cecil: Oh shut up!

FuSoYa; ZZZZZzzzzzzz.........

(They all hit FuSoYa)

FuSoYa: HUH! (Snort) uh.....ZZZZZZzzzzz.......

Everyone: *SIGH*