Everyone: Shut up, we already did that.

Cloud: Oh, sorry.

                The Hunt for the Polka Dot Materia

Red XIII: Hey everyone, granpa just told me that Rufus has a new
materia that could destroy the world.

Barret: What, Rufus, *$#&$ I thought he was dead.

Aeris: Nope, he is alive and well.

Cid: Aaaah, a ghost, kill it. *stabs Aeris*

Aeris: *dies*

Cloud: No, not again, come back to me Aeris.

Tifa: Cloud, get ahold of yourself, you've still got me.

Vincent: Yeah Cloud, the slut is still here for you.

Tifa: *slaps Vincent* Don't call me that.

Vincent: Ouch!! Oh, uh, sorry, slip of the tounge.

Yuffie: *lunges toward Vincent* DIE VAMPIRE!!!!

Vincent: *turns into Chaos* I'm not a vampire you dumb kid.
GET AWAY FROM ME AND GO BUG SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

Yuffie: Aieeee *runs away*

Cloud: Crude, but very effective.

Red XIII: Did any of you hear what I said? Rufus has got a ....
Oh, never mind.

Barret: Rufus, *^%$**% I gotta kill him. Kill, kill, kill, ki-

Vincent:*cuts Barret off by turning into Chaos* Shut up about
Rufus you stupid Mr. T wannabe!!

Barret: Sheesh, sorry.

Vincent:*still in Chaos form* I am so sick of all of you.
I am going to kill the next person who speaks.

Everyone:.......

Vincent: Thats much better.

Rufus:*walking through the door*  Ha, ha, ha, I have got a new
materia to crush all of you.

Rufus: Behold the power of the Polka Dot materia.  POLKA DOT!!!!
*Vincent's color goes from the dark form of Chaos to bright yellow
and pink polka dots*

Vincent:  Why you little!! *eats Rufus and turns back to normal*

Barret: Alright, good job killin' that foo.

Vincent: I THOUGHT I SAID SHUT UP!!! *eats Barret*

Vincent: *turning back to normal* I'm going to bed.
Remember, no noise.

Red XIII: So much for our night of action hunting down Rufus and
his "ALL POWERFUL MATERIA".

Cait Sith: What are you complaining about, I wasn't even
in the fanfic.
 

                                THE END

Bear in mind that this is my first fanfic and any criticism
is welcome.  E-mail me at jryoung@brightok.net