While patrolling a late-night make-out spot a cop drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. A young man was in the driver's seat, reading a magazine. A young woman in the backseat was knitting. The officer stopped to investigate, walked up to the driver's window and tapped on it. The young man cranked it down. "Yes, officer?"
    "What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
    "I'm reading a magazine."
    Pointing toward the young lady in the backseat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
    "She's knitting a sweater."
    "How old are you, young fellow?"
    "I'm 19."
    "And how old is she?"
    The fellow looked at his watch. "Well, in about 12 minutes," he said, "she'll be 18."


A short guide to malespeak:
    "I'm a romantic." = "I'm poor."
    "I want a commitment." = "I'm sick of jerking off."
    "Haven't I seen you before?" = "Nice tits."
    "I have something important to tell you." = "Get tested."
    "I've been thinking a lot." = "You're not as attractive as you were when I was drunk."
    "I've learned a lot from you." = "Next!"

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