The Order of Poop In Glorious Battle!

Listed below are records of each game played by Order of Poop members as a group. Some may be accompanied by screenshots and a brief description. Not all the same values were recorded for each one, but anyways, check out these stats and you'll see that such strategically-enlightened Poopies as ourselves are not to be trifled with!!!

Well, using cgi scripts to have Poopies update this thing themselves would be a hassle, so I'm not going to worry about this too much. This thing is way outdated, too. If any interesting battles come up, we'll post them here.

•General Battles•Battles of the Poopies

General Battles

Wins

OoP defeated _=Shai'tan=_, =(Gatekeeper)=, and ithasnothing July 6th, 1998

Player Race Resources Units Structures Total Score Produced Killed Lost

The Order of Poop

FiGhTeR Protoss 15338 15180 12300 42818 101 61 17

Mr.Poopy Protoss 15945 11100 10150 37204 914 19 12

PoopHead Protoss 15602 12400 6100 34102 104 22 13

The Stoopid Guyz

_=Shai'tan=_ Protoss 12810 11700 5400 29910 55 40 55

=(Gatekeeper)= Zerg 2586 1400 500 4486 34 0 27

ithasnothing Terran 2106 1250 825 4181 17 2 17

Game length:37:25 Screen shot here.
As it is the current trend within OoP these days (oy vay...) we all simply built up a bunch of zealots, killed of gatekeeper and ithasnothing in the beginning of the game, and took out Shai'tan's first base. Well, Shai'tan, being the Wheel of Time reader that he is (hence his screen name), had made an expansion with a bunch of photon cannons protecting it. So, all three of us got 70 (count 'em, 70) zealots each with the speed upgrade and it took it out nice 'n easy. That's why it was a long game, sorta!

OoP defeated _=Shai'tan=_, =(Gatekeeper)=, and ithasnothing July 6th, 1998
Player	Race	Resources	Units	Structures	Total Score	Produced	Killed	Lost
The Order of Poop
FiGhTeR	Protoss	15338	15180	12300	42818	101	61	17
Mr.Poopy	Protoss	15945	11100	10150	37204	914	19	12
PoopHead	Protoss	15602	12400	6100	34102	104	22	13
The Stoopid Guyz
_=Shai'tan=_	Protoss	12810	11700	5400	29910	55	40	55
=(Gatekeeper)=	Zerg	2586	1400	500	4486	34	0	27
ithasnothing	Terran	2106	1250	825	4181	17	2	17
Game length:37:25 Screen shot here. As it is the current trend within OoP these days (oy vay...) we all simply built up a bunch of zealots, killed of gatekeeper and ithasnothing in the beginning of the game, and took out Shai'tan's first base. Well, Shai'tan, being the Wheel of Time reader that he is (hence his screen name), had made an expansion with a bunch of photon cannons protecting it. So, all three of us got 70 (count 'em, 70) zealots each with the speed upgrade and it took it out nice 'n easy. That's why it was a long game, sorta!

OoP (Team 1- PoopHead and ShadowPoop) defeated Team 2- Shooki and amusing June 28, 1998

Player Race Resources Units Structures Total Score Produced Killed Lost

The Order of Poop

Team 1 Protoss 4426 8350 1025 13801 37 40 5

Our Arse-faced Opponents

Team 2 Zerg 6258 4950 840 12048 73 5 37

Game length:11:46 Screen shot here.
Sheesh, Shadow and I thought that we would only be able to weaken them with 12 zealots at the beginning of the game, but they just had a bunch of zerglings that were easy to take. That was it.

OoP (Team 1- PoopHead and ShadowPoop) defeated Team 2- Shooki and amusing June 28, 1998
Player	Race	Resources	Units	Structures	Total Score	Produced	Killed	Lost
The Order of Poop
Team 1	Protoss	4426	8350	1025	13801	37	40	5
Our Arse-faced Opponents
Team 2	Zerg	6258	4950	840	12048	73	5	37
Game length:11:46 Screen shot here. Sheesh, Shadow and I thought that we would only be able to weaken them with 12 zealots at the beginning of the game, but they just had a bunch of zerglings that were easy to take. That was it.

OoP defeated -=gila=-, 24kLuNatIc, and shintbattle June 27, 1998

Player Race Resources Units Structures Total Score Produced Killed Lost

The Order of Poop

PoopHead Protoss 4130 5400 3475 13005 31 23 5

Mr.Poopy Zerg 2162 3000 3000 8162 50 9 16

PooStain Terran 2274 2050 3225 7549 23 8 0

Our UnPoopy Enemies

-=gila=- Protoss 2778 2300 850 5928 17 10 14

24kLuNatIc Protoss 2586 1850 1275 5711 18 11 18

shinbattle Terran 2674 350 475 3499 7 0 7

Game length:16:36 Screen shot here.
Such an easy game this was... Playing on Orbital Death, we all just cranked out our simplest units and Mr.Poopy and I attacked 24kLuNatIc while Mr.Poopy took on -=gila=- with no losses. Shinbattle had absolutely no guys, although it was 16 minutes into the game and no one had attacked him. It was over...Another victory for the Poopies!

OoP defeated -=gila=-, 24kLuNatIc, and shintbattle June 27, 1998
Player	Race	Resources	Units	Structures	Total Score	Produced	Killed	Lost
The Order of Poop
PoopHead	Protoss	4130	5400	3475	13005	31	23	5
Mr.Poopy	Zerg	2162	3000	3000	8162	50	9	16
PooStain	Terran	2274	2050	3225	7549	23	8	0
Our UnPoopy Enemies
-=gila=-	Protoss	2778	2300	850	5928	17	10	14
24kLuNatIc	Protoss	2586	1850	1275	5711	18	11	18
shinbattle	Terran	2674	350	475	3499	7	0	7
Game length:16:36 Screen shot here. Such an easy game this was... Playing on Orbital Death, we all just cranked out our simplest units and Mr.Poopy and I attacked 24kLuNatIc while Mr.Poopy took on -=gila=- with no losses. Shinbattle had absolutely no guys, although it was 16 minutes into the game and no one had attacked him. It was over...Another victory for the Poopies!

OoP defeated Quebec.Libre.QL and @...Shock...@ June 24, 1998

Player Race Resources Units Structures Total Points

The Order of Poop

PoopHead Protoss 5122 4850 1725 11697

ShadowPoop Protoss 4682 3850 2500 11032

The ArseFaces

Quebec.Libre.QL Protoss 3540 2000 1500 6950

@...ShocK...@ Terran 5322 5800 1125 12247

Game length:14:30 Screen shot here.
From the Battle Journal of PoopHead: Aye, 'twas a fierce battle...Shadow and I were aiming to build up a massive force of zealots and simply rush our opponents, and that we did. We figured we should have defeated Quebec first, because another Protoss force could have been trouble later...Just before his base we found several photon cannons that we easily destroyed, and then the pansy, realizing he had no defenses left, disconnected! Well, there was no need to hang around his base any further, so we advanced towards that of @...Shock...@. The valley pass to his base was barricaded by four bunkers filled with marines, which took out a few of our zealots. There was no we could have taken those out, so I just walked past the bunkers and went to his scv's. He then surrendered. Wheee doggy!!!!

OoP defeated Quebec.Libre.QL and @...Shock...@ June 24, 1998
Player	Race	Resources	Units	Structures	Total Points
The Order of Poop
PoopHead	Protoss	5122	4850	1725	11697
ShadowPoop	Protoss	4682	3850	2500	11032
The ArseFaces
Quebec.Libre.QL	Protoss	3540	2000	1500	6950
@...ShocK...@	Terran	5322	5800	1125	12247
Game length:14:30 Screen shot here. From the Battle Journal of PoopHead: Aye, 'twas a fierce battle...Shadow and I were aiming to build up a massive force of zealots and simply rush our opponents, and that we did. We figured we should have defeated Quebec first, because another Protoss force could have been trouble later...Just before his base we found several photon cannons that we easily destroyed, and then the pansy, realizing he had no defenses left, disconnected! Well, there was no need to hang around his base any further, so we advanced towards that of @...Shock...@. The valley pass to his base was barricaded by four bunkers filled with marines, which took out a few of our zealots. There was no we could have taken those out, so I just walked past the bunkers and went to his scv's. He then surrendered. Wheee doggy!!!!

OoP defeated Scimitar26, kinsly, and dwharthal on June 8, 1998
Player Race

The Order of Poop
MrPoopy Zerg
Dr.PooP Zerg

Big_TeRd zerg

The Non- Poopies

kinsly Terran

scimitar26 terran

dwhartha zerg

Game time: 54 minutes
MrPoopy sez: We took out dwharthal quickly using Nudas Canals and transporting Hydralisks. Then we next took out kinsly, we took hydralisks and broke through their defense and destroyed their troops but their main buildings floated away except the command center. Next |=OoP=|BiG-TeRd and Dr.PooP~OoP~ took overlords and transported Hydralisks to the plateu where the final terran base was hiding. After sending in parasites, we best knew where to attack. Coming from the southside, they unloaded their hydralisks, broke through their defense and obliterated their base. Being that it was clearly over Scimitar26 finally surrender. Note: Mr.Poopy could not attack because of his loss of hydralisks breaking through all the bases defenses and protecting his base from numberous attacks. Once again the poop smells like !*VICTORY*!

OoP defeated Scimitar26, kinsly, and dwharthal on June 8, 1998
Player	Race
The Order of Poop
MrPoopy	Zerg
Dr.PooP	Zerg
Big_TeRd	zerg
The Non- Poopies
kinsly	Terran
scimitar26	terran
dwhartha	zerg
Game time: 54 minutes MrPoopy sez: We took out dwharthal quickly using Nudas Canals and transporting Hydralisks. Then we next took out kinsly, we took hydralisks and broke through their defense and destroyed their troops but their main buildings floated away except the command center. Next \|=OoP=\|BiG-TeRd and Dr.PooP~OoP~ took overlords and transported Hydralisks to the plateu where the final terran base was hiding. After sending in parasites, we best knew where to attack. Coming from the southside, they unloaded their hydralisks, broke through their defense and obliterated their base. Being that it was clearly over Scimitar26 finally surrender. Note: Mr.Poopy could not attack because of his loss of hydralisks breaking through all the bases defenses and protecting his base from numberous attacks. Once again the poop smells like !VICTORY!

OoP defeated eurodancer and Euth on May 31st, 1998
Player Race Score Produced Killed Lost Gas Mined Minerals
The Order of Poop
PoopHead Protoss 11084 27 17 0 568 4066
Dr.PooP Zerg 10373 39 27 10 472 3186
The Non- Poopies
eurodancer Terran 4462 16 8 16 120 2098
Euth Zerg 3618 32 5 27 120 1418
An amazingly short game (9:50)!!! The Doctor has a knack for pumping out zerglings nice 'n fast, as he sent about 10 of them at Euth within the first 3 minutes of the game. PoopHead backed this up with 4 zealots, easily eliminating Euth. Then we simply strolled over the eurodancer's base and his 4 marines were no match for our 8 zealots and lots o' zerglings. Game over!

OoP defeated eurodancer and Euth on May 31st, 1998
Player	Race	Score	Produced	Killed	Lost	Gas Mined	Minerals
The Order of Poop
PoopHead	Protoss	11084	27	17	0	568	4066
Dr.PooP	Zerg	10373	39	27	10	472	3186
The Non- Poopies
eurodancer	Terran	4462	16	8	16	120	2098
Euth	Zerg	3618	32	5	27	120	1418
An amazingly short game (9:50)!!! The Doctor has a knack for pumping out zerglings nice 'n fast, as he sent about 10 of them at Euth within the first 3 minutes of the game. PoopHead backed this up with 4 zealots, easily eliminating Euth. Then we simply strolled over the eurodancer's base and his 4 marines were no match for our 8 zealots and lots o' zerglings. Game over!

OoPdefeated FL3SH and EOBUBBA

Player Units Points Structure Points Resources Points Produced Killed Lost

The Order of Poop

2-PLY 25195 9490 22234 73 46 25

Baron-of-Bowels 26685 3165 17250 70 54 15

The Other Guys

EOBUBBA 20425 3625 14050 63 29 47

FL3SH 21550 3085 26866 122 10 49

Game time: 44:12 Map: Plains of Snow '98

OoPdefeated FL3SH and EOBUBBA
Player	Units Points	Structure Points	Resources Points	Produced	Killed	Lost
The Order of Poop
2-PLY	25195	9490	22234	73	46	25
Baron-of-Bowels	26685	3165	17250	70	54	15
The Other Guys
EOBUBBA	20425	3625	14050	63	29	47
FL3SH	21550	3085	26866	122	10	49
Game time: 44:12 Map: Plains of Snow '98

OoPdefeated Alderis and ZeroInterrupt May 25th, 1998
Player Race Produced Killed Lost Gas Mined Minerals
The Order of Poop
PoopHead Protoss 103 46 7 13552 16358
2-PLY Terran 108 95 30 9240 16898
The Non- Poopies
Alderis Terran 105 9 37 3792 19162
ZeroInterrupt Terran 66 28 66 4544 7026
Not too long of a game (39:51), it was played on Plains of Snow '98. In the beginning, Alderis and Zero were bugging 2-PLY with tanks in siege mode and marines, which 2-PLY turned away twice, and PoopHead intercepted their third wave of tanks with archons. They seemed to stop attacking after that, then we destroyed an expansion base of Alderis and 2-PLY found a nice spot on a cliff overlooking his main base and nuked it. Alderis was pretty much dead after that, just flying an engineering bay around or something. So then 2-PLY just dropped a single nuke on Zero's main base and the guy got scared and quit! Ah well, fun game.

OoPdefeated Alderis and ZeroInterrupt May 25th, 1998
Player	Race	Produced	Killed	Lost	Gas Mined	Minerals
The Order of Poop
PoopHead	Protoss	103	46	7	13552	16358
2-PLY	Terran	108	95	30	9240	16898
The Non- Poopies
Alderis	Terran	105	9	37	3792	19162
ZeroInterrupt	Terran	66	28	66	4544	7026
Not too long of a game (39:51), it was played on Plains of Snow '98. In the beginning, Alderis and Zero were bugging 2-PLY with tanks in siege mode and marines, which 2-PLY turned away twice, and PoopHead intercepted their third wave of tanks with archons. They seemed to stop attacking after that, then we destroyed an expansion base of Alderis and 2-PLY found a nice spot on a cliff overlooking his main base and nuked it. Alderis was pretty much dead after that, just flying an engineering bay around or something. So then 2-PLY just dropped a single nuke on Zero's main base and the guy got scared and quit! Ah well, fun game.

OoPdefeated Zerg~lover and Mastakilla May 15, 1998

Player Race Produced Killed Lost Gas Mined Minerals

The Order of Poop

PoopHead Protoss 57 52 17 4912 10738

Baron-of-Bowels Zerg 73 42 13 3856 9890

The Other Guys

Zerg~lover Zerg 82 21 59 1384 5250

Mastakilla Protoss 30 9 14 1088 6306

This game ended fairly fast (about 28 minutes), as PoopHead, using zealots and archons, harassed Mastakilla, eventually causing the pee-pee face to surrender, and Baron-of-Bowels busted down on Zerg~lover with numerous zerglings and hyrdralisks. After Mastakilla surrendered, it was a final showdown between Zerg~lover's still-large force of mutalisks and the the combined armies of PoopHead and the Baron. We won with ease, of course!

OoPdefeated Zerg~lover and Mastakilla May 15, 1998
Player	Race	Produced	Killed	Lost	Gas Mined	Minerals
The Order of Poop
PoopHead	Protoss	57	52	17	4912	10738
Baron-of-Bowels	Zerg	73	42	13	3856	9890
The Other Guys
Zerg~lover	Zerg	82	21	59	1384	5250
Mastakilla	Protoss	30	9	14	1088	6306
This game ended fairly fast (about 28 minutes), as PoopHead, using zealots and archons, harassed Mastakilla, eventually causing the pee-pee face to surrender, and Baron-of-Bowels busted down on Zerg~lover with numerous zerglings and hyrdralisks. After Mastakilla surrendered, it was a final showdown between Zerg~lover's still-large force of mutalisks and the the combined armies of PoopHead and the Baron. We won with ease, of course!

OoP defeated Underdark and Rernhardt May 6, 1998

The Order of Poop
Player	Race	Produced	Killed	Lost	Constructed	Razed	Buildings Lost	Gas Mined	Minerals
PoopHead	Protoss	68	193	37	27	56	1	8224	13742
Poopsicle	Protoss	48	40	45	12	0	4	0	5296
The Other Guys
Underdark	Zerg	189	45	165	20	6	20	7026	15566
Rernhardt	Protoss	57	36	56	16	7	9	342	7314
I'm surprised we won this one. As you can see, Poopsicle didn't go for vespene at all, simply pumping zealots out of 4 gateways. Since PoopHead was under attack from both Rernhardt and Underdark combined, PoopHead was unable to support Poopsicle against mutalisk attacks. So he just died out, leaving Poophead against both of them. Surprisingly, 12+ archons and a few reavers did the job just fine, and we won (well, Poopsicle didn't win technically, but he certainly helped).

Losses

TDE defeated terd_master and DrPooP May 28, 1998

Player Resources Units Structures Total Points

TDE Clan

Merlin-{TDE} 5154 16990 5990 28134

Deadpool-{TDE} 2100 1400 3858 7358

The Order of Poop

terd_master 5594 6100 1830 13524

DrPooP 3184 5400 2000 10586

terd_master sez: After me and DrPooP killed Deadpool, we started to work on our army, and in the meantime merlin was steadily mass-producing zerglings with 2 hatcheries. When he got enough he flooded DrPooP's base with at leaset 5 sets of zerglings. Soon after that he came to my base and my 12 hydralisks and 16 zerglings, which all fell very fast to his 84 zerglings. GAME OVER!

TDE defeated terd_master and DrPooP May 28, 1998
Player	Resources	Units	Structures	Total Points
TDE Clan
Merlin-{TDE}	5154	16990	5990	28134
Deadpool-{TDE}	2100	1400	3858	7358
The Order of Poop
terd_master	5594	6100	1830	13524
DrPooP	3184	5400	2000	10586
terd_master sez: After me and DrPooP killed Deadpool, we started to work on our army, and in the meantime merlin was steadily mass-producing zerglings with 2 hatcheries. When he got enough he flooded DrPooP's base with at leaset 5 sets of zerglings. Soon after that he came to my base and my 12 hydralisks and 16 zerglings, which all fell very fast to his 84 zerglings. GAME OVER!

Battles of the Poopies!
Skirmishes within the ranks of our own clan

Team 1 (terd_master and Dr.PooP) defeated Team 2 (PoopHead and Sultan-of-Poop) May 20, 1998 in a game of team melee

Whoooo! This was a long and tough game (1 hour and 41 minutes)...All I can say is...it broke down into huge battles for control of each little island with resources. Oh yeah, terd_master and Dr.PooP had a lot of carriers...
Player	Race	Produced	Killed	Lost	Gas Mined	Minerals
Team 1	Protoss and Zerg	337	136	160	25720	53082
Team 2	Protoss	214	166	137	19842	33274

The Order of Poop: Keepin' it poopy since January 1998!