The scene opened and panned the inside of the sold out Nassau Coliseum. Fans everywhere were holding signs up, fireworks were shooting off in every direction, Blitz banners were hung from the rafters and the ring. And as usual "If You Want Blood You Got It" by AC/DC was blasting over the speakers. After getting a few shots of the fans up close the camera switched to Elisha Johnson and Trevor "Dean" Rowe at their announce booth. Headsets on.
Elisha Johnson: Fans, welcome to Friday Blitz! This card is so packed tonight that we've barely got time to talk, we've got to get to the ring! Joining me once again is Trevor "Dean" Rowe!
Trevor Rowe: Thanks for the warm introduction Elisha, glad to be back among the BEW and it's fans. You're right, this one is busting at the seams, so let's take it to Craig Conners who's standing in the ring.
Craig Conners: Ladies and gentlemen….Welcome to BuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhLITZ!
Huge pop from the anticipating crowd.
Craig Conners: This first contest of the night is scheduled for one fall!
DMX's "Omen" hits the speakers and a mixed reaction among the fans stirs up some cheer along with the music, others boo. Thug Immortal steps through the curtains, a bandana covering his head and a trashcan in his hand as soon as he holds the trashcan up so that the fans can see it and they immediately cheer, inside the can is scattered pieces of metal and other assorted goods. He walks to ringside and tosses the can over the toprope, causing it to tip over, spilling out the head of a broken shovel, a board, a cable wire, microwave, and a picture frame.
Elisha Johnson: Ummm...well, is this match billed as a no dq?
Trevor Rowe: As far as I know Elisha, it's not. It'll be interesting to see just what kind of reaction Clark Gregory gets here. I'm not sure that this kid knows what kind of trouble he's in here. A native of Richmond, Virginia his wrestling skills are limited to the extreme basics. Some have labeled him as nothing more than a teenager with a big mouth..well, at 172 pounds, he'll be giving up nearly 100 pounds to this awesome streetwise brawler, Thug Immortal.
Craig Conners: And his opponent, Clark Gregggggoryyyy!
"Summer Breeze" by Type O Negative starts playing as the arena goes black, and dim blue lights shine on the entrance ramp the crowd is filled with boos. Clark slowly walks down the aisle, wearing baggy black silk pants, black finger gloves that reach up to his elbows, black amateur wrestling shoes, a spiked leather collar, and a tight pony tail that reaches half way down his back. He is smiling, and poised for action. He jumps to the apron, and trys to hop over the top rope, but slips off, and lands flat on his face. No matter, he recovers and catches Craig Conners before he slips out of the ring taking the mic from Conner's hand.
Clark Gregory: Woah, woah, woah now! I didn't sign some "hardcore" match up. What do you think fans, Typical black guy, right? Can't go into a fight without someth......
Before Clark can finish his sentence Thug rushes across the ring with the microwave in hand, he cracks Clark upside the head with it, much to the chagrin of the fans. The microwave bounces off Gregory's head and lands in the middle of the ring. Thug continues to pummel Clark with his fists, backing him into the corner and beating him all the way down to the mat. The referee wedges his body in between the two men and forces Thug Immortal back. Clark Gregory just sits on his butt in the corner, his eyes bugging out of his head but staring at nothing. His head wobbling from side to side.
Trevor Rowe: Is the referee going to let this go on? This match, like we said was signed for one fall, not a no DQ! Apparently he's letting it go!
Thug turns back and brings up Clark to his feet by his blonde ponytail. He whips Clark to the corner and Clark sticks it hard.Thug comes charging in and leaps into the air, delivering a high knee to the chin of Clark. Clark sticks his index finger up in the air, as if to say something, and comes walking out of the corner and falls flat on his face. The fans let out a collective laugh.Thug looks out at them as if asking the fans if they want him to end it. Thug grabs the piece of the shovel head and lays it across the top turnbuckle, grabs hold of Clark's legs and falls backwards in a slingshot. Clark soars backward into the turnbuckle, colliding with the shovel piece head first. A flash of crimson appears.
Elisha Johnson: Uh oh! Looks to me as if Clark just got his induction into the BEW!! He's been busted wide open!
Clark stumbles around and walks right into a thunderous spinning powerslam from Thug Immortal, into a cover.
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Clark gets his foot on the ropes.
Trevor Rowe: This kid is lucky to be alive is all I can say! He just cannot stand toe to toe with a man that weighs 272 pounds. He's basically your average college kid, straight out of school. He wasn't trained for this type of thing, his body isn't supposed to be taking this kind of punishment!
Thug brings up Clark to his feet and picks up the microwave again. opening the door to it and placing Clark's head inside. The fans laugh as Clark stumbles around, out of it, with a microwave on his head. Meanwhile Thug scoops up the trashcan. A low rumble begins among the fans in anticipation. Thug raises the trashcan above his head and the fans are going nuts. Suddenly Thug lowers the trashcan and the fans are in confusion.
Elisha Johnson: What's he doing?
The fans start going nuts again.
Trevor Rowe: That's what he's doing Elisha! 3rd floor! He's going up top!!
Thug ascends and stands high above Clark Gregory, who is now a little bit more in his senses, removing the microwave from his head. He looks to his left, and does not see Thug. Then looks to his right and catches a garbage can right between the eyes. The fans go crazy. Thug makes the cover.
Elisha Johnson: Clark is out cold!
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Elisha Johnson: Nooo!
Trevor Rowe: What the!? Thug Immortal just pulled Clark up by the hair and is shaking his head 'no'? What's going on here?
Thug kicks all of the trash from the ring and points to the sky. Synching in Clark for a suplex and smiling as the fans begin to get louder, knowing what comes next.
Elisha Johnson: Here we go! Down South Slayer coming up!
Thug prepares to lift him high into the air, but Clark blocks with a knee to the groin area of Thug who doubles over in pain. Clark shoves him, and Thug spins around into the turnbuckle face first into the very shovel that Thug placed there in the first place. Thug's head strikes it and as he turns back around he feels his head going under the arm of Clark Gregory and being spiked down on to the mat with a brutal DDT.
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The fans are stunned as Type O Negative's music sounds off.
Elisha Johnson: Holy Cow, Dean, I think he won!
Trevor Rowe: He did! Clark Gregory just pinned Thug Immortal! The kid can hardly move. But he's got a microphone!
Clark Gregory: (Wincing in pain as he holds his head, spitting blood out of his mouth) Heeyyy. Hey boy, wake up! Get up boy......(pants some more). You agreed to a stip, a stipulation with me....and I do believe that I just beat you so to you guys up in the production room, hit his new music for me will ya?
The song picks up in mid-chorus and one listen to the first few words makes it recogniable. "The Queerest of the Queer" by Garbage is now playing as the fans caught on, laughing as Gregory makes his slow departure from ringside, holding one hand in the air and his other on his head.
Elisha Johnson: Well...umm. I don't think Thug Immortal really knows what's going on right now but I don't predict he'll like it when he wakes up. Fans, we've got to take a commercial break, please stay with us and we'll be right back!
Trevor Rowe: Welcome back fans! Let's cut right back to the great action that only Big East Wrestling can bring you! I'm talking about a tag team match! Craig it's your call!
Craig Conners: Ladies and gentlemen of Nassau this next contest is a one fall tag team matchup! Introducing the first team. They come out of the stable of Reality. I give to you, Jon Claaaarrrrkkkk and Ding!
"Happypill" by 16 Volt starts to play and the fans stand to cheer the two as they slowly get into the ring. Orange and blue fireworks going off behind them.
Craig Conners: And their opponents. Members of the Masters of Armageddon, two lethal men, one if the master of the Northern Lights Elbow, the other a champion of other lands, they are Exxxxxtttrrreeeeemmmeee Warrrrriiiioorrrrr and Liiife!
"Sad But True" starts on the P.A.. The lights dim slowly. From behind the curtains, the spotlight on them, come Extreme Warrior and Life. The fans boo as one and the two charge the ring. A brawl soon ensues and Craig quickly scoots out of the ring.
Elisha Johnson: And we're off! Extreme Warrior pounding Clark into the corner while Life and Ding are in a collar and elbow tieup. Ding with a go behind and plants Life to the mat with a vicious German Suplex!
Trevor Rowe: Great move right there from newcomer Ding! That took alot out of Life! The ref has broken up Clark and EW and now they're in their respective corners. Ding puts a few boots to the back of Life and lifts him from the mat.
Ding brings Life to his corner and Clark starts to choke him. Ding lays in with a few chops and EW comes into the ring to try and stop it. The ref is distracted by this and as this happens Ding starts to rake Life's face across the top rope. Finally tagging in Clark.
Trevor Rowe: And Clark is in, he puts a few forearms into the back of Life and a bulldog! Life is down! Clark slaps a Camel Clutch on and he rears back, Life in pain here.
Elisha Johnson: You're not kidding Trevor. Clark has it on tight and there's EW to make the save with a kick to the head of Clark! Life is crawling now, and Clark is holding his head on one knee, obviously trying to collect his thoughts.
Trevor Rowe: And Clark sees Life crawling to his corner ever so slowly, and he jumps on his back! Life makes the tag though!
As Life makes the tag EW flies in and starts to pound into the skull of Clark, knocking him off of Life's back. EW runs fast and clotheslines Ding off the ropes and into the railing below. EW turns back and charges with a lariat, and floors Clark.
Elisha Johnson: My god what energy from EW! He takes Clark from the mat and sends him into the buckles, he has him again and sends him into the opposite corner! EW flies in, body splash!
Trevor Rowe: What impact! And Clark is a bit dizzy as he stumbles out, and drops to the mat. Ding yelling into the ring at Clark and EW goes to punch him, but Ding bobs out of the way and comes back with a thumb to the eye!
Elisha Johnson: Ouch, and EW is blinded! Clark is up in the ring and he executes a solid reverse DDT! Clark used all his energy though and he's out on the mat!
Trevor Rowe: Both men out, and it's only a question of who has what it takes to go on! EW is moving! Clark now as well! Clark is up to one knee, and he is up! EW slowly crawling and Clark drops an elbow, cauing EW to crash to the mat.
Clark slowly makes his way to the corner and tags Ding who comes in and nails a legdrop onto the back of the neck of EW who's laying stomach first on the mat. Ding lifts him up and sends him into he corner, and the waiting boot of Clark and EW crashed to the mat.
Trevor Rowe: EW taking a beating and Life has had enough! He charges into the ring and now he and Ding are exchaning blows! Clark climbing the buckles, and a missle dropkick onto EW who was going to attack Ding! And Clark is not a small guy!
Elisha Johnson: Amazing move you're right Trevor. The ref is trying to break these men up and Clark clotheslines Life, and they both crash to the floor! Ding covers Extreme Warrior!
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Trevor Rowe: And EW kicked out! That missle dropkick has worn off by now. And Ding smashes a forearm into the side of EW's head, and EW drives an elbow into Ding's gut!
Elisha Johnson: EW with a spin and a right hand! EW locks him in, and sends Ding down with a brainbuster!
Trevor Rowe: Life is on the outside and a stungun to the railing! And Clark is down! Life shuts a folding chair and drives it into the back of Clark.
Life puts two more chairshots into the back of Clark and starts to stomp him. In the ring EW is just about releasing a Halfcrab and goes to grab Ding by the hair, only to get locked into a small package by Ding.
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Trevor Rowe: And EW is out! What a turn of events that would have been! EW on both feet and he's pissed, he goes to kick Ding in the ribs, but his foot is caught and he's brought to the mat!
Elisha Johnson: Ding is quite a scrappy little guy! And he's on top of EW laying in with his fists!
Life stops his assault on Clark and grabs a chair and slides into the ring. He wraps the chair around the back of Ding's head, knocking him out cold. The ref calls for the bell after having enough of the rowdyness. Life drops the edge of the chair into Ding's throat and Clark suddenly comes into the ring armed with the timekeeper's bell. He slams it into EW and goes to hit Life, but Life slides out of the ring, dropping the chair on the way.
Elisha Johnson: And Life is out of their, EW is rolling around in pain and Life reaches in to drag him out of the ring while Clark checks on Ding. That wasn't the ending I was hoping for. But the MoA/Reality war continues tommorrow at Slugfest '99! We'll be back.
Trevor Rowe: Okay folks, we're back after that wild opening match. This next match is also scheduled for one fall and is one that a lot of fans have been anticipating. I know I've sure been interested in the outcome of this one, it should settle at least a small segment of the heated rivalry that's been going on between a whole slew of guys, let's let Craig take the honors and introduce these guys.
Craig Conners: Ladies and Gentlemen this second feature match up on Blitz is scheduled for one fall. Making his way down the aisle.
"The Immortals" begins to play and the fans come to their feet.
Craig Conners: Weighing in at a lean 245 pounds. DEVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVaSTATORRR!
Elisha Johnson: Quite a reception from the fans for this man!! His popularity has skyrocketed as he's taken on anyone and everyone quite simply the guy doesn't back down!
Trevor Rowe: So true, Elisha.The guy fared pretty well in the Hardcore Tournament and you know he's still a top contender to just about any title in the federation. All of that and still at the young age of 25, keep an eye out on this kid, the potential is just bursting at the seams. Just a matter of time before he's ready to step up into the spotlight and really make a name for himself.
Craig Conners: And his opponent!
Smoke stirs at the entrance, fireworks shoot straight in the air. Devastator stands on the bottom rope facing the aisleway, pointing to the back with an angered look. Suddenly the crowd livens up.
Elisha Johnson: Look out Blackwall is coming through the crowd from the other side!
Blackwall slips in under the ropes and charges across the ring, Devastator spins around just in time and runs right into a huge spear. The fans let out an enormous "OHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Trevor Rowe: My gawd! My gawd! Blackwall just leveled him! Blackwall now, pummeling away! Right hand! Right hand! And he tosses Devastator out onto the floor! Blackwell just dominated Devastator!
Devastator walks around on the outside, trying to regain his senses, he rubs his eye a bit and shakes his head, rolling back under the ropes and preparing to lock up with a smiling Blackwall. The two lock up, but Blackwall ducks and goes behind him, wrapping him around the waist and heaving him backwards in a belly to back suplex. Devastator's head bounces off the mat as Blackwall springs to his feet.
Elisha Johnson: We've heard a lot of talk out of Blackwall, but he's certainly backing it up right here tonight. He drops a vicious elbow across the chest of Devastator. Scooping him up now. Oh! And plants Dev with a big slam! Now mounting the bottom rope, here comes a fist....Oh! Dev gets his leg up and catches Blackwell firmly in the chin!
Devastator quickly gets to his knees. Blackwall has recovered enough from the shock and tries to surge toward Dev, but he's aware and gobbles him in his arms, a powerslam from his knees! Dev follows through on the move (which gets a great ovation from the fans at ringside) and takes it into a cover.
Elisha Johnson: 1!
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Kick out!
Devastator gains the upper hand in a brief slugfest and hooks Blackwall in for a suplex connecting with it, snap-style. He bridges his body for a pinning combination.
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Elisha Johnson: Kickout!
Trevor Rowe: What a matchup, both guys are dishing out some great offensive manuevers. Devastator showing why he's superstar bound one day.
Dev whips Blackwall into the ropes and as Blackwall rebounds, catches him with a knee to the gut and shoves his head down between his legs, the fans come alive.
Elisha Johnson: Powerbomb coming up!
Dev hoists him high into the air and instead of lowering him in the usual powerbomb 'drop', he goes down with him.
Trevor Rowe: Tigerbomb! That's got to be it!
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Trevor Rowe: Nooooooo! Blackwall with the shoulder up
Blackwall is out of it. Devastator drags him up by his head and tosses him into the corner and charges in. Blackwall gets the foot up. Devastator stumbles out into the center of ring. Blackwell charges out and right into the arms of the waiting Devastator, who takes him high into the air with a suplex and down straight into a tombstone piledriver.
Trevor Rowe: The Destruction Driver, there it is!
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Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
Craig Connors Ladies and Gentlemen, hhheeeeerrreee is your winner, DDDDDEVASTATORRRRRRR!
Elisha Johnson: Trevor, that might be the most impressive move in all of wrestling today!
Trevor Rowe: It very well could be Elisha, fans we're going to be right back after the following messages, stay tuned!
The cameras fade with a glimpse of the Destruction Driver, followed by Devastator holding his hands high in victory.