(Edge and Rydia enter the Land of Summoned Monsters)

Edge: Aw, come on. Please?

Rydia: Fine!  If it'll get you to stop bugging me, then fine!

Edge: WOOHOO! You love me, don't you?

Rydia: Grrrrr!!! (She storms to her room)

(Edge returns to the castle)

Edge: Chaimberlain! Chaimberlain! Rydia finally said yes to a date!

Chaimberlain: With you?!

Edge: Yes!

Ninjas: What?! Really?! Are you serious?!

Edge: Yes!! What's so hard to understand?

(A storm of silent chatter fills the room)

Edge: Oh shut up, all of you!

Chaimberlain: (Hmm.....I'd better chaperone, just in case)

Edge: EEEEEEE!!!! I'm so happy!

Ninjas: (heh heh, I heard that too.) (Me too) (Oh yeah, well I also heard that) (Really?) (That can't be true) (It is!)

Edge: What are you all blabbering about?

Ninjas: Nothing........

Edge: Oh shit! I forgot to ask what time to pick her up! Oh well, I'll just come at 6 P.M.

(The next day, at 6:00)

*DING DONG*

Rydia in towel: Ye..... AAAH! You idiot!

Edge: Ooh, fiesty! I like that!

Rydia: Hold on, I have to change.

Edge: What you're wearing right now looks good.

*SLAP*

(Meanwhile, back at Eblan)

Ninja 1: Hey, let's go and spy on their date!

Ninja 2: Ok.

Ninja 3: Yeah, let's!

Ninja 4: Well, I don't know.

(Ninja 1, 2, and 3 go over to Rydia's house, leaving Ninja 4 tied up)

Ninja 4: Hey Guys! I was only kidding! I'll come along!

(Ok, ok. So Ninja 4 did come also)

Edge: You ready now? (Rubbing his cheek)

Rydia: Yeah, does that STILL hurt? I slapped you almost 30 minutes ago!

Edge: Uh, no...... I was just thinking of........ Hey! Why don't we go to that new restaurant?

Rydia: Ok (What new restaurant?)

Edge: (Great! I'd better find a new restaurant, and fast!) Hey, why don't you wait here, while I go and..... and.... Find out what the new restaurant is? I mean..... see if they're open?

Rydia: Heh heh, ok.

(After an hour of asking people if there was a new restaurant in town, Edge got really desperate)

Edge: Hey buddy, hear of any new restaurant lately?

Guy: Uh, no. Sorry. (Ya bum!)

(Edge grabs onto his leg as the guy leaves)

Edge:  Aw come on, mister!  You have to of heard of ONE!

Guy:  Nope!  Now let go!

Edge:  No!  Not unless you tell me the name of a new restaurant!

Guy:  Well (Trying to shake him off), there is a restaurant that people RARELY go to.

Edge: (Let's go) Thanks man!

(He quickly runs back to Rydia)

Rydia: Zzzzzzzzzz.......Huh?! Edge? Are you FINALLY back?!

Edge: Yep, let's go!

(They arrive at the restaurant)

Rydia: Eew, what a dump!

Edge: Maybe it's better inside. (Reads) "The Rat Hole". Hmmm, sounds good.

(They enter)

Edge: WAITER!

(Meanwhile)

Chef: Hey hey, a customer! Better go and wait on them!

Waiter: Zzzzzz... huh? oh. Hoorah! Finally!

Ninja 1: DIE! (Tackles the waiter)

Waiter: AAAH! (Ends up tied to the pipe lines)

Ninja 1 in waiter outfit: How do I look?

Ninja 2: Heh heh, crappy.

Ninja 1: Shut up! Well, here goes nothin'.

Rydia: What slow service!

Edge: Uh, it's probably because they have so many customers!

(Chirp Chirp)

Rydia: Mm hmm, I believe that.

Ninja 1: May I, hee hee, take your, hee hee, order?

Edge: (Oh great! We get the psycho waiter) Yes, I'll have the Salmanila on moldy bread.

Ninja: That's SALMON on MOLDI bread!

Rydia: What's moldi bread?

Ninja 1: Well, it's, too many details! And you?

Rydia: I'll have the golden chicken, please.

Ninja 1: The what?!

Edge: Uh, she's a caller. Bahamut made them eat golden stuff because he has so much of it. After all, he sleeps AND eats it.

Ninja 1: Uh, I'll see what I can do....

(Hours later)

Ninja 1: Here you are, some salmon on moldy... uh moldI bread, and a chicken that was pissed o... I mean a golden chicken.

(Edge and Rydia were both asleep with their heads on the table)

Chaimberlain jumping out of nowhere: AH HA! Caught you red handed!

Edge: Huh? *Snort*

Rydia: Eew! You drooled on me!

Edge: Chaimberlain! Why are you here?!

Rydia: Hey, the food's here. (Tastes the chicken) Tastes funky..... I feel dizzy....

Chaimberlain: Oh my god! You drugged her for your own sick and perverted purposes!

Ninja 2 (Also jumping out of nowhere): What! Stop the presses! New headline!

Edge: What the HELL are you talking about?!

Ninja 3 In chef uniform: uh, yeah..... HE drugged her........

Chaimberlain: You'll never go on another date again, young man!

Edge (Looking at Rydia unconcious): I think I wouldn't of been able to anyway.

Ninja 4: You see?! Itold you it was a bad idea to come along! Didn't I?! Didn't I say that?! Now we only made sir Edge mad!

Ninja 2: Shut up! (Smacks Ninja 4)

Edge: *Sigh* (tastes the Salmon on bread) tastes funk........ (falls unconcious)

Ninja 3: uh oh, I hope I didn't screw him up.

Chaimberlain: I'll see that he get's what he deserves!

(The next mornin, Edge woke up in a small box)

Edge: Hey! What's going on?!

Chaimberlain: I'm shipping you to Fabul, where you can become "un-perverted"!

Edge: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Meanwhile, at the land of summoned monsters)

Leviathan: Rydia! I'm ashamed of you!

Rydia: but it wasn't my fault that I fell unconcious!

Leviathan: I'm not talking about that! You went out on a date with an Eblan! You could of gone out with Zeromus, for all I care! Just not an Eblan!

Rydia: Sorry, I guess my will was just too weak......

Leviathan: Yep! And you'll pay for it! ROAR!

(A huge wave blasts at Rydia)

Rydia: AAH! Don't you think you're being a little harsh?!

Leviathan: Nope! Heh heh heh.

(Rydia runs away into the distance, being chased by the tidal wave)