Original Prankster Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) The Kids Aren't Alright Why Don't You Get a Job
Original Prankster
You can do it Until the break of dawn Life, life, and I quote by the letter Time, time, Prozac can make it better Noise, noise, any kind will do Can you feel it slip away, well it's all on you Crime, crime, rockin' like Janet Reno Time, time, 18 and life in Chino Freud, Freud all along its true Well you see the common day catches up to you yeah Knock down the walls It's alive in you Knock down the place You alone it's true Knock down the walls It's alive in you You're gonna keep your head up through it all You're gonna bust out oh Original prankster Break out yeah Original yeah Bust out oh Original prankster You'll never stop now, stop now That's what the main men say You can do it You know it smells like sh** Tag team, the double header Son of Sam fire always makes it better Navigate with style and aplumb 'Cause wherever you're at Lies, lies, says he's down at the Bahamas Tries, tries, all you little hoochy mammas No way, none of this is true When you see it coming down when the joke's on you Knock down the walls It's alive in you Knock down the place You alone it's true Knock down the walls It's alive in you You're gonna keep your head up through it all You're gonna bust out oh Original prankster Break out yeah Original yeah Bust out oh Original Prankster You'll never stop now, stop now That's what the main men say Hey You can do it Time, time, so cool to see ya Nein, nein, don't wanna be ya Dime, dime, so cool to see ya Nein, nein, don't wanna be ya Crime, crime, fine sensamilla Crime, crime, fine sensamilla Crime, crime, fine sensamilla You'll see the common day catching up to you Knock down the walls It's alive in you Knock down the place You alone it's true Knock down the walls It's alive in you You're gonna keep your head up through it all You're gonna bust out oh Original prankster Break out yeah Original yeah Bust out oh Original prankster You'll never stop now, stop now That's what the main men say
Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís You know it's kind of hard Just to get along today Our subject isn't cool But he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue And he may not have style But everything he lacks Well he makes up in denial So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabe's So do that brand new thing Chorus He needs some cool tunes Not just any will suffice But they didn't have Ice Cube So he bought Vanilla Ice Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he looks twice They're gonna kick his lily ass So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabe's So do that brand new thing Now he's getting a tattoo He's gettin' ink done He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31' Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip But in his own mind He's the dopest trip Chorus So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just overcompensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabe's The world loves wannabe's So let's get some more wannabe's And do that brand new thing
The Kids Aren't Alright
When we were young the future was so bright The old neighborhood was so alive And every kid on the whole damn street Was gonna make it big and not be beat Now the neighborhood's cracked and torn The kids are grown up but their lives are worn How can one little street Swallow so many lives Chances thrown Nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard Hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams Jamie had a chance, well she really did Instead she dropped out and had a couple of kids Mark still lives at home cause he's got no job He just plays guitar and smokes a lot of pot Jay committed suicide Brandon OD'd and died What the hell is going on The cruelest dream, reality Chances thrown Nothing's free Longing for what used to be Still it's hard Hard to see Fragile lives, shattered dreams
Why Don't You Get a Job
My friend's got a girlfriend Man he hates that bitch He tells me every day He says "man I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass He works his hands to the bone To give her money every payday But she wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way, no way Why don't you get a job I guess all his money, well it isn't enough To keep her bill collectors at bay I guess all his money, well it isn't enough Cause that girl's got expensive taste I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way, no way Why don't you get a job Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all But hey man free rides just don't come along every day Let me tell you about my other friend now My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick She tells me every day He wants more dinero just to stay at home Well my friend You gotta say I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way, no way Why don't you get a job I won't give and your money I always pay Why don't you get a job Say no way, say no way, no way Why don't you get a job