Lucca's Journy into the Unknown 




Lucca- Welcome one welcome all to Lucca's Sideshow Inventions. Come come, only 500 gp!

Lil Choco- UH... Lucca? What are you doing?

Lucca- I'm trying to make money, duh.

Lil Choco- I thought we agreed you would use this web space to show your inventions

Lucca- Yea, but I'm making money too.

Lil Choco- OK... Well um... you can't do that!

Lucca- Sure I can.

Lil Choco- Lucca, just show your inventions.

Lucca- You know what, I don't want to!

Lara- Lucca, you should do has he says.

Taban- Yea, this is great publisity!

Lucca- What so I can't charge people?!

Lil Choco- Lucca, don't get angry but... no one cares about your inventions... that much.

Lucca- WHAT! I saved humanity and they can't even pay a lousy 500 gold peices. You know what, you should pay me for being here!

Lil Choco- Um... do you take charge cards?

Lucca- You know... if it wasn't for me you would be lavos lunch.

Lavos- I'm hungry!

Lil choco- OH MY GOD! #$%!? I thought you distroyed Lavos!

Lara- Hey you can't talk to my child like that!

Lavos- Hehe

Lucca- OH MY GOD! Crono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lavos- I'll eat Taban first.

Taban- Hey! Ever heard of mouth wash!

Lavos swallows Taban

Lucca- $%^* I bet Crono did something! That's it I'm kicking his butt!
 
 

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