Everything Boris does!

ACK! You say. WHAT exactly is THIS going to be about? Well, shoot. I was stumped for Bond ideas and decided to do something Boris-related. So this section will chart everything Boris does in the movie GoldenEye. It's not written in any script format or anything, so no Copyright infrigements. Just for fun.


THE SEVERNAYA SEQUENCE:

Our hero is introduced. The first thing he says? "What?" to Natalya.
Natalya asks for the password. "I made it easy this time, even you should be able to break it, bust for brains." (He's referring to the graphic he has posted of a woman in a bikini.)
"Alright, I'll give you a hint. They're right in front of you and can open very large doors." Natalya gets the right password: 'knockers'.
"YES! I'm in!" Boris moves back to his own computer. Natalya follows.
Boris has accessed the CIA computer hacking HQ over the web. "Do you know what will happen if they trace us here?" Natalya asks. "The chief of computers will call me a genius, move me to moscow, and give me a million bucks hard currency. HMM...I think not! Besides, the Americans are slugheads. They'll never detect me."
Natalya: "You were saying, SLUGHEAD?" Boris: "Nobody screws with Boris Grishenko....Spike them!" Natalya: "Come on, Boris, let's hang up." Boris: "NO WAY! Spike them!"
Boris freezes at the 'enter password' screen. "Alright," Natalya says. "what's the password?" Boris grins. "I'm not going to tell you." "Let me guess. They're not in front of me?" "Hmm-hmm. You sit on it, but you can't take it with you."
"My program seizes the phone lines of whoever's tracing me and jams their phone lines so they can't hang up! Now the hunter becomes the hunted!" Boris breaks into the CIA. "WHOO!" He begins typing. "Better luck next time, Slugheads!"
Boris finishes typing it all. "BANG! GOT 'EM! I AM INVINCIBLE!" He stands up, victorius. The rest of the workers at Severnaya give him a look suggesting that he's an idiot and return to work.
"Was it good for you, too?" Boris asks, turning to Natalya. "I'm going for some coffee," she says, and she walks away. "I'm going for a cigarette," Boris says, and leaves. While outside, a helicopter begins to land.

THE IBM COMPUTER ONLINE ENCOUNTER:
Background: Natalya has just escaped from Severnaya and is currently 'testing' a computer at IBM. She starts a conversation with Boris online, who has no clue of her existance.

Boris is hard at work on his computer when an 'INCOMING EMAIL' flashes into his box. "Natalya!" He types quickly, 'Thought you were dead'. After Natalya responds by explaining how everybody at Severnaya died, Boris responds with 'You aren't safe. Trust no-one. Meet me at our lady of Smolengsk in one hour.'

THE ENCOUNTER AT THE CHURCH:
Natalya has travelled to the church to meet with Boris.

Natalya arrives at the church and runs into Boris. She screams, but Boris immediately says, "NATALYA! SHHH! It's me! It's Boris, it's Boris, it's Boris! Hello!" Natalya turns around and sees evil Xenia suddenly. "Shh!" Boris says. (This is an implied kidnapping of Natalya)

THE 'TRAIN' SEQUENCE:

Boris finds out that he is being tracked. HUH? he says. He proceeds to start dumping out all of his circuit boards.

THE FINAL CRADLE SEQUENCE:

Boris has joined forces with Alec Trevelyan to fire the GoldenEye on London and make lots of money. Boris is the lead programmer on this mission.

Boris and Alec are together for a brief moment. Alec asks how long until the antenna is positioned. Boris replies: "Six minutes".
Alec tells him to get it going now. "NO! It is too early. I am not ready!" "DO IT!" Boris frowns.
Later on, Alec and Boris meet briefly. Alec hands Boris the GoldenEye key. "The world's greatest cash card," Alec says. "It had better not be rejected."
A bit later in the film, Boris and Alec start the process of activating the GoldenEye. "Mischa is online," Boris says. "*ahem* Target coordinates?" Alec responds darkly, "The target is London."
"Antenna in position!" Boris proudly states. Alec hands him a key. "On my count, he says. "3....2.....1." They turn on the GoldenEye.
Bond and Alec begin talking. Bond congratulates Alec on his design, but states that 'in the end, you're just a bank robber. Nothing more than a common thief.' Boris smiles and looks at Alec.
Soon afterwards, Natalya comes down. "Natalya!" Boris says, happy to see her alive.
This happiness is short-lived. Natalya immediately begins beating the crap of our hero Boris. After the 'fight', Boris gets back up and warns her, "Don't ever do that again." Alec stops him from hitting her back. "She was on the computers. Check everything out." "She's a moron. A second-level programmer. She works for the guidance systems. She doesn't even have access to the filing codes," Boris mocks. Suddenly, a message flashes on Boris' Screen. "Retro-rockets firing!"
"We'll have re-entry in twelve minutes," Boris says to Alec. He then slams his hand on the desk and turns to Natalya. "SHE CHANGED THE ACCESS CODES!" The GoldenEye is set to blow up now!
"I can do it! I can break her codes," Boris says. "Then get on with it!" Alec explodes.
Boris types quickly as he twirls his pen around. Finally, he gets fed up, clicks Bond's explosive pen (:-O) three times, and yells, "GIVE ME THE CODES, NATALYA, GIVE THEM TO ME!" Bond takes the oppurtunity and smashes Boris' hand away. The pen flies across the place.
After the explosion, Boris takes a quick breath and goes back to the terminal.
Alec joins Boris at the computer. "How long?" "2 minutes....1 minute...I'm fixing it!" Alec hands his gun to a nearby guard. "If he moves, kill him." Boris gets busy.
Eventually, Boris breaks the code. "YES! I am invincible!"
Quickly afterwards, Bond smashes the antenna gears. "Huh?" Boris says, getting a malfunction message. A few seconds later, he is seen shaking the monitor, saying "SPEAK TO ME!!!!"
Boris screams as the GoldenEye blows up, along with most of the building. He realizes he's still alive, though, stands up, and yells, "AHA! I AM INVINCIBLE!"

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