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"Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being."
"Trigger
Happy Jack"
Who is Kurt?
Quotes, Quotes, Quotes:
- "Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport."
- Judge Flatt "Nobody's Fool"
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- When everything feels like the movies
- Yeah you bleed just to know you're alive
- Goo Goo Dolls "Iris"
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- You forgot cute and FLUFFY!!
- -Stitch "Lilo and Stitch" also our kitten Akasha
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- Ask yourselves why you enjoy celebrating the
- creative explorations of alternative life styles while
- speculating on the psychologies of different life forms.
- TOM: Because our inner children are sick little bastards.
- HAPPY NEW YEAR 1994 -MiSTied by Lisa Jenkins
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- "How many times in the Bible does someone whip out an Uzi and blow Satan away?"
- -Doug Atkinson, Bureau 13, Marmalade Dog III, 3/9/96
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- Follower of Saint MacGyver, Patron Saint of Lifesaving Plot Devices
- -Thanks to someone in rec.arts.comics.misc
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- "Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being."
- "Trigger Happy Jack" - Poe
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- "It's human nature to keep doing something as long as it's pleasurable and you can succeed at it - which is why the world population continues to double every 40 years."
- -Peter Lynch w/ John Rothchild, _Beating the Street_
- http://www.xmission.com/~legalize/lf/blurbs/investment-finance.html - IV5789
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- "Men can't possibly use sex to get what we want... Sex is what we want."
- -Dr. Frasier Crane "Frasier"
- "You think my wiles are masculine?"
- -Dr. Frasier Crane "Frasier"
- http://www.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Television/Shows/Comedies/Frasier/
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- "Life is hard, Beavis."
- -Butthead "Beavis and Butthead"
- http://www.yahoo.com/text/Business_and_Economy/Companies/Entertainment/Viacom/MTV/Beavis_and_Butt_Head/
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- "My god, he's a walking PBS special"
- -Jeff Johnston about Hal Hanes in CS61
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- "It's not _e_volution, it's _Elvis_lution! Elvis is everywhere!"
- -Mojo Nixon "Elvis is Everywhere"
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- "Don't be so stupid! Get over here with a dozen roses and look as sorrowful as you can."
- -Janet Tam Lin by Pamela Dean
- http://www.ddb.com/~pddb/
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- "That's not a dress, that's an Audrey Hepburn movie."
- -Jerry Maguire in Jerry Maguire
- http://www.spe.sony.com/Pictures/SonyMovies/movies/jerrymaguire/index.html
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- "In the motel of your mind, there are many vacancies."
- -Yakko Warner in Animaniacs
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Kurt Grossman: KurtGr@chartermi.net