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THE SECRET VIVI PAGE
     All the garbage that's unfit for the rest of my site
Vivi is a registered trademark of Squaresoft Co. and may not be rebroadcast, retransmitted or otherwise produced without the express written consent of Major League Baseball.   Vivi is now obsolete, as FF9 is in release.  Curses!
To avoid legal pimplications, here is the full citation of the Russian Textbook used in the Running Gag, week of Oct 3-10:

Source; Shornik dokumentov po istorii SSSR dlia seminarskikh i prakticheskikh zaniatii, ch. 2: XIV-XV vv (Moscow: Vyshaia shkola, 1971), pp 184-5. Translated by Daniel H. Kaiser

Note the vv.  Impressive, no?
THINGS DUE SOON:
HIS 291 Y1- essay
HIS 281 Y1- essay
ENG 237 Y1 - essay
CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN
36 days
NETSCAPE CRASHES:
LINKS
307
Stupid iCQ! Always busting...
Ian's Page
Pure Evil's Page
Matt's Page
Thor's funny. Thor's way funnier than me. Go see Thor.
Now with functional link!
Do I exaggerate? You bet.  Do I have Netscape installed on my hard drive? Hell, no.
Jim's Radio Show
THoR
..is defunct ;_;
IE CRASHES:
500
mmm... purty logo
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Muhaha... no back link for you! >:D
OPERA CRASHES:
Supreme boredomometer
30
In still other news, Final Fantasy IX rules. However, it's a little boring near the end.

Man.. I actually said "rules" about FFIX? yuck.
http://www.rpgamer.com/games/ff/ff9/reviews/ff9strev4.html
..or 3.. or 2.. I forget.
Such reliability... I should really use this browser more!
Ever notice how annoying it is when this page is linked to a virtual boxing game site? I have. You should too. But then, nobody ever visits here.
BEWARE!! Unidentified problem with cats and dogs causing vets/doctors to be concerned!
Corbis.com has many nice pictures.  I like Corbis.com.  Go there! Buy many prints! 
"Al Waxman died suddenly death"
- Today!, a lame Toronto area newspaper that has zero editorial value, apparently
"Another quote I had but forget"
-GTA Today, henceforth to be merged with Metro, forming Metro Today.
Well... since you've come this far, I guess I'll rant a little.. and post a few links here and there.
Okay, I've had enough of this particular gibberish pile.  Let's all praise the wall and be done with it...
Here's something sickening:
From a recent Atlus press release:
The year is 20XX, and dodge ball has become the number one sport in the
world.  Teams from all over the world now compete in dodge ball tournaments
to prove once and for all who is the best dodge ball team ever.  Do you have
what it takes to take your team all the way to the top?
Dodge Ball Advance comes to you from the original creators of the original
Super Dodge Ball for the Nintendo Entertainment System.Key Features:
- Over 50 devastating super throws to crush the opposition!
- 9 world-class teams to do battle with! Look out for hidden teams to unlock
as you progress through the tournament!
- Customize your own team by defining the attributes of your players!
- Link two Game Boy Advances for some head to head action!
- Exclusively for the Game Boy Advance!
FUCKIN' EH!!!!!!
or at least it would be if it didn't sound like a mix between Robot Jox and Bad Dudes.
Dzang....
And my new favorite quote:

"
A proof is a proof, and when you have a good proof, it's because it's proven."
I love politics...