Paladin's Pad > Springfield Megaheroes

It is a dark and stormy time. The no-goodnicks reign supreme. Unspeakable horrors stalk the night and only slightly more speakable horrors scoot around during the day. Archvillains strut about unafraid and the law is powerless and uninterested in stopping them. It is an age of megaheroes.

In a completely unrelated story, freakishness in Springfield is up 1.2% from last year, making it 57%. That's the same proportion as a decent team of megaheroes. Or the average bowling league. As if those aren't one and the same. This is the World of Springfield Megaheroes... the comic book action-adventure game that players all over the world have been completely unaware that they were missing.
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