Under The Table With IrishAle

Under the table with IrishAle

MEEP! Make sure and Visit Sundered's Sandbox

. Have peeked under the table.

It was said that years ago, in the far off land known as Yserbius that there did exist a people known as the NOTs.

The NOTs being simple folk who like any other enjoyed the life of sitting around the tavern table, ripping into the foolish and .. well... the even MORE foolish. Spending hour upon hour passing the time with tales of sexual depravity as the simple moral castoffs of sociaty that they were did live among the masses of Evil Way.

Woe however, as the time of darkness did come upon the land, the INN destroyed by the sudden eruption of the long dorment 'Cano.. the world of the horribly perverted YET simple NOTies was changed forever..

A few found each other, crawling across the post Yserbian refugee strewn landscape, each drawn once again to their tablemates of old.

I am one of those people, my name is IrishAle. I'm a NOT, and this.. is my view from under the table.

look through my pages of history, remember the time before the worlds ended, and journy with us when all is done, to the new world.

Empiriana
Your journy begins now...

Have You ever wondered what happened to some of the NOTs?
Those that we once saw upon every entrance to the depraved world of ours?
well, after a long and dangerous search (having hired out Dave, Adventure Monkey of Doom) through the backstreets and the grimy underbelly of the great refugee strewn wastland of the post Yserbius months. We managed to locate a few of our lost brethren.

SweetTooth:
Once a regular in the Evil Way Tavern, he is now a traveling Pepto salesman and spokesman.

CorkScrew:
After many painul operations, Corkcrew can now walk with the aid of a cane.. However he still has flashbacks from his ordeal.

IrishCream:

IrishCream was abducted by Elvis impersonators near Reno last fall, she now lives as thier whipmistress and drummer somewhere in New Mexico

LocoWolf:

LocoWolf went on to be a volunteer for the Nevada Suicide Hotline.
The suicide rate in the state has increased 300%

PopTart:

Rumor has it that Poppy was abducted by a traveling Pepto salesman and now lives locked in a sandbox.

PlaceMatS:

PMS joined a religous cult in California, and now is contented to shave Yaks all day in service to his order.

CreamSicle:

Creamsicle died in a freak oral sex accident.

BubbleGum:

BBG is in prison for exposing himself at a Pat Bucanon fund raiser last March. his stay has been extended because of 473 additional incidents since.

Pickle:

Got canned.

Oreo:

Oreo has become the live-in Sex slave of the Bulgarian Womens Basketball team, and spends his day blissfuly shaving thier backs.

Splintrz:

Splintrz escaped the SANDBOX and is currently hold up in the Presence castle stronghold surviving off of canned pickles.

DoubleDip:

DoubleDip discovered the Orgasm and hasn't been seen in public since.

Dave:

The UFB (United Federation of Bastards) recruited Dave the Imaginary Evil Way Funky Love Monkey as one of their leading covert agents in the fight against the "Presence".

Join us all in the Sandbox

Sundereds Sandbox (posts)

Now Open!!
IrishAle's NOTty Stuff
and

Its.... HERE!
IrishAle Archives Grabber Site

Visit the NOTs Homepage dammit!

This is an Official UFB
Website

Part of the INN-LINKS
service for former TSN/INN
members.

Scrawl your name under the table

Carve your name

Read the carvings

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