The RPG Party- Part 2: "It's Chaos in Here!"
By: Kacie
Haha, this is a pretty silly episode of this story. Expect the arrival of several new characters, along with plenty or arguments and fun stuff! This part doesn't have as much sick humor, but still enough stuff to warrant PG-13. So, enough with my rambling, time to read the story!
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From previous episode:
Cloud: So, the party is officially starting........RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
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Now, a few hours later, the party is in full swing!!!! However, everyone's gotten tired from making dumb jokes, and they need something better to do.
Ash: So, what can we do now?
Pikachu: Pika pi (dance!)
Everyone: No way, I can't dance!
Pikachu: PIKACHU!!!!!!!! *uses thundershock*
Everyone: Actually, we meant to say that we really want to dance!
Pikachu: Pi Pi Pikachu! (All right, I start first!)
Cloud: Just a minute, Pikachu. *Signals everyone else, except Ash, into a huddle* You know what guys? Let's boot the rat and the kid out!
Barret: Good idea! They're such )@(%&*$)@)*%&(^#@_*s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fei: So, what's the brilliant plan, Cloud?
Cloud: While he's dancing, either Tifa or Elly boots them out the window.
Tifa and Elly: Why do we have to hurt the adorable mouse?
Margie: Because they were stowaways on our ship!!!
Bart: They should pay for that!
Pikachu: Pi Pi Pikachu!!!! (Hurry up, I want to start dancing!) *Runs over to group*
Barret: Maybe we should go outside and finish this. *Everyone goes outside*
Margie: I'll push him out the window!!
Cloud: Great! Fei, pick something for him and Ash to dance to.
Fei: How about 'Sex Machine?'
Bart: Uh, just because you think you're one........*Gives him weird look*
Elly: But he IS one!!!!!! Um, never mind. *Starts running to Yggdrasil* I've gotta go find Chu-chu!
Bart: I know, we can use that $%*@%) Pokemon theme song. You know, the I want to be the Very Best crap.
Barret: Good idea! We can use that. *Everyone runs inside*
Tifa: We picked a song for you guys!
Ash: WHAT? I WANNA KNOW!
Margie: How does the Pokemon Theme Song sound to you? *snickers as she imagines Ash flying out the window*
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!! (YAY!!!!!!!)
Cloud: OK, let's play the song- oh wait a minute, do we even have a tape player?
*Everyone searches all over the cabin for a radio*
Fei: Uh, nooooooooooooo
Margie: Forget it! I'm just gonna punch you stowaways out of the cabin right now! *Does some amazing combinations and sends Ash and Pikachu flying out the window*
Ash: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone listens for a bunch of bones cracking. And listened......and listened and listened.
Barret: _(^%(_*%@#)(!!!!!! Why didn't we hear anything falling?
Sound from up above: Yeeha! We caught the ugly little things!
Another voice: Actually, they landed on the Highwind, Cid. Besides, you fly like a maniac. Who else do you think does dive bombs in people's backyards?
Cloud: CID!!!!!!! Always ruining our fun........... *The Highwind lands next to the Yggdrasil. Out climbs...Cid!!!*
Barret: Hey! Long time no see? Who else is with you?
Cid: Aeris, but she went out the back door to converse with a girl she saw in that junk pile over there.
Bart: WHAT ARE YOU CALLING A JUNK PILE???? That happens to be my ship, the Yggdrasil?
Cid: That piece of crap is a plane? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Bart: It just needs to be repaired! Besides, it's a lot better than the Highwind! All you have is that (*%(& operations room!
Cid: Well, at least I'm the cooler pilot!
Bart: No, I'm better and so is my ship!
Cid: The Highwind is!
Bart: Yggdrasil!
Cid: Highwind!
Bart: Yggdrasil!
Ash: *From the plane* Uh, do you think someone could get me and Pikachu down from here? *Everyone stares at them, having forgotten they existed*
Tifa: There's a ladder on the left side of the plane.
Pikachu: Pik! (Thanks!) *Ash and Pikachu head down the ladder*
Bart: Now, where were we Cid?
Cid: The Highwind is better!
Bart: Yggdrasil! And I'm gonna prove it to you! Feel the wrath of Bart! *Takes out whip and is about to kill Cid when Aeris and Elly come running out of the Yggdrasil*
Aeris: We could hear you guys fighting all the way in the gear room!
Elly: Men are soooooo stupid. Except Fei, of course. *Smiles and winks at him*
Aeris: So, anyway, we decided a good way for you to settle your dispute.
Bart and Cid: HOW??
Elly: We need to call the author in and ask her!
Kacie: Did I hear myself called into my own fanfic?
Cloud: We need you to solve this terrible problem. Which combination is better, Cid and the Highwind, or Bart and the Yggdrasil?
Kacie: They both win.
Margie: Huh?
Kacie: See, Cid is cooler then Bart. But Bart, the Yggdrasil is better than the Highwind.
Tifa: So you're not actually going to put one over the other?
Kacie: Nope!
Cid and Bart: )@%_&(*^$(_(*#@_*#!*(&_(*&#))(#!*&@%@)+(+%#(+&~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kacie: Now, can I leave?
Aeris: Sure!
Elly: Thanks for the help!
Kacie: No problem. *Leaves fanfic*
Barret: Now, can we all go back inside?
Everyone: Good idea *Everyone is sick and tired of walking outside and inside, so they hope they get to stay inside*
Ash: So, we're right back where we were an hour ago. Only we have more guests.
Aeris: That's me! *winks*
Cloud: Uh Aeris, by the way, how did you come back from the dead?
Aeris: Oh, I have a few aces up my sleeve.....
Cid: It was the weirdest thing. She just showed up at my house and demanded to be taken to the party by means of the Highwind. She said something about that being a fantasy of hers.
Cloud: Oh yeah, I promised her a ride on it before we met you.
Tifa: YOU DID???? Grrrrrrrrrrr............. *Runs to Cloud and puts her arm over his shoulder*
Everyone notices the tension and needs a way to stop it- fast!
Bart: I KNOW! We should order a pizza!
Margie: Great idea, cousin!
Cid: I'll dial! *Picks up phone* Hello, we'd like 20 pizzas, triple anchovies on all of them, we're 9999 RPG Lane....
Phone: alnvpodsknvpoiuthgpaiojwvaskndaoisdhapoh[sdf
Cid: WHAT? You're charging us extra because you have to drive extra far to deliver it?
Phone: aosdvnplkscvnaiosudgyknsapokfpousfhwflkl;asdolzl;loaooas
Cid: Yeah, whatever you *#%@&*! OK, bye. *Hangs up phone* Well guys, the pizza's on it's way. You know, I could've sworn I recognized that voice from some video game. Oh well, probably just me.
Elly: I know what we can do while we wait for our pizza?
Fei: What is it, my sweet honey bunch? *Everyone except Elly and Fei gags*
Elly: We should play Truth or Dare!
All females: GREAT IDEA!!!!!! I LOVE TRUTH OR DARE!!!!!!!!
All males (except Ash): Ugh, I hate truth or Dare. Let's go drink beer and get wasted instead.
Ash: I like truth or dare! *All the other males start to beat up Ash*
Females: All right, all of us and Ash will play! You guys go do whatever.....
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pikachu Pi Chu! (I'm going into the Yggdrasil to hang out with Chu-chu)
Cloud: Come on guys, let's go watch some porn.
Aeris: Cloud! I'm disappointed in you!
Tifa: And remember, you guys promised you wouldn't watch porn if we held this party! *Gives them the finger*
Margie: Yeah, you promised!
Barret: &%^$#*@^(@^*^*!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cid: *$&@(*&%^((@*%& *&*&@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fei: I guess we'll just play your crappy game, then.
Females: YES!!!!!!!!! Coed Truth or dare!!!!!!!
Margie: Who gets to go first?
Elly: We'll let the author decide.
Kacie: Oh God, that's the second time I've been called in! Well, I want to nominate someone who hasn't caused too much trouble in this party yet. So, I nominate..............AERIS!!!!!!
Aeris: Wow, thank you thank you, I really don't deserve this honor, I just want to thank all of the following people who helped me receive this wonderful nomination, first of all-
Cloud: Aeris? *Smiles*
Aeris: Yes Cloud?
Cloud: Shut up!
Aeris: Uh, sorry. OK, I'll first ask truth or dare to, uh,.......um, ASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ash, Truth or Dare?
Ash: Hmm, well I've picked truth the last 11 times and gotten the exact same question, so I guess I'll pick dare.
Bart: I can't believe you play this &%^(#@ game that often!
Ash: Shaddup....
Aeris: OK then, does anyone know how soon the pizza should be here? *Cid glances up at the clock*
Cid: Probably a couple minutes from now, if Domino's estimates were correct.
Aeris: Perfect! Ash, when the pizza guy gets here, I want you to give him or her a kiss and say, I Love you!!!!!
Ash: EEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! SICK!!!!! WHAT IF IT'S A GUY????
All males: Gay fag, gay fag, haha, gay fag!
Margie: This is shaping up to be an interesting evening......
Fei: Yay! Pizza's here!
Tifa: Time for you to do the honors, Ash.
Ash: Oh God, sigh, this is going to be a story to tell my grandkids someday, I guess. *Opens door and, without noting who the deliverer is, gives her a kiss* Honey, I love you!!!!!!
Pizza delivery girl: You do? Ash?
Ash: AHHHHH!!!!!! I just kissed MISTY!!!!!!! EWWW!!!!!!!
Aeris: Congratulations on completing the dare, Ash!
Ash: *%^@(&)%^*^(*&(*$)
Barret: That's odd, I thought the kid didn't know how to swear.
Bart: So, looks like another guest has arrived at our party. Did you come this way as a joke?
Misty: Guest? Party? I'm just working for Dominos!
Fei: I guess you didn't get Ash's invitation yet....
Ash: Uh, hehe....
Margie: ASH!!!!! You didn't invite her?
Misty: You stupid jerk! *Kicks Ash out the other window*
Ash: Why do I have to do this AGAIN in this part?
Elly: So, anyway, welcome to the party! Now, can we get back to Truth or Dare?
Cid: After seeing what happened to him, I don't really want to play.
Some other people: I kind of agree.
Tifa: OK, how about everyone who doesn't want to play leaves? *Ash walks back in*
Ash: Owwww, I think I want to go hang out with Pikachu instead. *Heads to the Yggdrasil*
Cid: I think I'm gonna turn in........ *Goes up to a bedroom*
Barret: Cloud and I are going to go exploring..... *walks outside to the forest*
Fei: Elly and I are going to the cellar to, uh, write stories!
Elly: Yeah, write stories! *Both get up and head to a bedroom*
Margie: Uh, the cellar is that way.
Elly and Fei: Yeah, we know. *Continues walking toward bedroom*
Bart: Uh, haven't you guys had enough of that today? *Gets nasty looks from Elly and Fei*
Aeris: Leave them alone, Bart. Ahhhh, young love. It must be so sweet........
Misty: So, who's left then? I just got here, was ready to play Truth or Dare, and everyone left!
Tifa: Well, it looks like the following people are present: Aeris, Margie, Bart, Misty, and me.
Bart: *&(%(^@#*!!!!! How did I get stuck playing this anyway?
Margie: Cause I'm your cousin, and I'm a girl?
Aeris: So, should we continue playing?
Misty: Well, let's decide in part three whether we want to or not.
Tifa: Good idea..............
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To Be Continued..........