The RPG Party- Part 3: The Chick Fight
Featuring Misty, Aeris, and Tifa
Bart: Well, now that it's part 3, I think we should decide. My vote is no!
Margie: What time is it? *Everyone glances at the clock*
Tifa: About 10 pm.
Misty: In that case, let's keep playing. It's not too late yet! *Everyone except Bart agrees*
Bart: &*#@^()%(&)*!!!!!!! Why doesn't anyone agree with me?
Voice from the door: Because all the girls from Xenogears have decided to gang up on you, Bart! hehehehehehehehehe.....*Bart looks at the door, and everyone else does a second later. Standing at the door is a small girl.*
Aeris: Who are you?
Maria: I'm Maria, from Xenogears. It looks like I arrived just in time for the classic Truth or Dare game.
Margie: Yay! Maria's here!
Tifa: Welcome, Maria. Would you like to start?
Maria: Sure! I'd like to pick Bart!
Bart: My god......this is so &^@(*&^$ embarrassing!
Maria: Well, Truth or Dare?
Bart: Uh, Truth, I guess.......
Maria: Oooh, this is good. OK, I have a question for you. I'll try and stay away from that classic 'who do you like' deal. So instead I'll ask.....When did you lose your virginity?
Misty: How old are you?
Maria: 13
Aeris: Yikes, you know about that already?
Tifa: Kids really aren't that innocent anymore, Aeris *grumbles at Aeris' naivete*
Bart: I'll admit it.......I haven't yet!!!!!!!!
All the girls: hehehehe, what a loser! *Start giggling*
Maria: OK then, who would you like to-
Bart: Uh, isn't it one question only?
Maria: Yeah, right, sorry. OK, your turn!
Bart: Should I ask someone in Xenogears or not?
Margie: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bart: In that case, I pick Misty!
Misty: Um, OK. Dare, I guess. And please, nothing to do with Ash!
Aeris: OOOOh, I think she deserves a dare about Ash!
Bart: Actually, I already have a dare in mind that doesn't have to do with Ash, it's-
Tifa: I don't think I want to know.
Misty: Just let me hear it!
Bart: Then, here it is. I want you to go to Fei and Elly's room and ask for a copy of the story they said that they were going to write.
Misty: That doesn't sound so bad.
Margie: Uh, I don't think you want to do that. *Footsteps are heard coming into the house. Cloud and Barret have decided to return from their explorations.*
Barret: Did I hear that dare correctly?
Everyone: Yeah.
Cloud: EWWWWWW. That's a pretty *%&^#% dare to give to such a young girl.
Margie: Actually, I'm not that much older than Misty, and earlier today I accidentally-
Maria: Uh, Margie? I have a feeling this doesn't story won't sound good.
Misty: Can I just do my dare? *Walks around impatiently*
Bart: Yeah, just do it!
Misty walks upstairs. After hearing all these warnings from some of the other people about the dare, she decides to knock first.
Misty: Hey guys, can I come in? This is Misty.
Fei and Elly: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Oh, I get it. You're working so hard on your story that you won't let me come in.
Elly: Story?
Misty: Yeah, the one you said you were going to work on! It's my dare! Pretty please?
Fei: &$^@#(&*%*&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: Is that a yes?
Elly: Uh, we decided not to write a story.
Fei: Instead, we're, uh, cleaning the room!
Misty: Well, then can I invite everyone in to see it?
Elly and Fei: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: All right then. Have fun "cleaning the room."
Elly and Fei: *Don't even hear and go back to 'cleaning the room' right away*
Misty walks back to the main room, disappointed.
Bart: So, how did it go?
Misty: They're not writing a story, they're cleaning their room!
Barret: Bullshit. Let me see *Walks upstairs*
Aeris: Why did he have to do that? *Everyone hears something faintly from the upstairs*
Fei and Elly: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Uh, I just wanted to see how clean the room was!
Fei: Haha very &$*@%^ funny.
Elly: The joke's over, now GET OUT!!!!!! *Barret shuts the door and goes downstairs*
Barret: I guess we can continue the game now.
Aeris: Barret, that was so mean!
Margie: No kidding!
Misty: OK, I 'd like to ask a question to- Tifa!!!!!! Truth or dare?
Tifa: Truth. I hate dares!
Misty: I'm glad you picked that! I've played your video game before and noticed something. Tifa, I have a question for you: Is Cloud more than just a friend?
Tifa: I changed my mind. Can I pick dare?
Misty: Sure, in that case, go give Cloud a kiss.
Cloud: Huh? What? Did I just hear what I thought I heard? *is ignored*
Tifa: Sure, sounds good! *Goes over to Cloud, and instead of giving him a kiss, starts trying to make out with him*
Cloud; mljzxvcophaepknsad;lkjflkasoudf *Breaks free* Hey, what are you doing? I thought only men committed sexual harassment crimes!
Tifa: uh, hehe, just completing my dare, la di da..... *Barret whistles*
Aeris: TIFA!!!!!! How dare you try and make out with my man?
Tifa: Your man? You haven't known him since you were born! Besides, you're dead!
Aeris: Not anymore! And at least I'm not a slut, like you!
Tifa: Well, you're a bitch!!!
Aeris: slut!
Tifa: bitch!
Aeris: slut!
Tifa: bitch!
Cloud: Uh, are they arguing over me?
Barret: You're a little dense Cloud!
Aeris: Slut!
Tifa: bitch!
Bart: Wait a minute, STOP THE CHICK FIGHT!!! *Aeris and Tifa stop abruptly stop*
Aeris and Tifa: Why?
Bart: Because the only way you can settle this is to have a physical fight in a ring!
Barret: Hmm, we should settle all chick fights like that!
Margie: Well, if it stops their constant glares.....
Misty: Yeah, that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea.
Bart: I'll go get Elly, Fei, and Cid, and Misty can go get Ash, Pikachu, and Chu-Chu. *Both get up and leave and come back with who they were sent to get*
Fei: So, I hear there's a battle to be held! That's one thing I enjoy just as much as doing it with Elly!
Elly: Grrrrrrrrrrrr.......*Glares at Fei*
Fei: Just kidding Elly!
Ash: I can't wait! I've been talking to two animals this entire episode!
Pikachu: PIKA PIKA!!!! (Fight, fight!) *Barret directs everyone outside, where he has somehow managed to set up a boxing ring.*
Barret: Ok girls, here are the rules. Try to use physical fighting instead of swearing. The use of materia is not permitted. Limit breaks, however, can be used. The winner is the character who doesn't faint!
Maria: Can we start the fight now?
Barret: Sure. I'm referee. Girls, go to your side!
Aeris: GRRRRRRRRR........
Tifa: GRRRRRRRR......... *Both walk to opposite ends*
Barret: THE FIGHT WILL NOW BEGIN!!!!!!!
Aeris: All right slut, feel Aeris when she's ANGRY!!!! *Hits Tifa with her rod*
Tifa: Do you think that actually hurt? You're so WEAK! *Punches her hard*
Aeris: Ahhhhhhh!!!!! SLUT!!!!!! *backs away*
Tifa: I see I have the upper hand when you don't have your materia! Take this, bitch! *Snatches Aeris' weapon*
Aeris: Oh no! *Backs toward corner*
Elly: Here Aeris, borrow my rod! *Throws her rod up to Aeris*
Aeris: Thanks! TAKE THIS TIFA!!!!!!! *Uses Elly's rod on Tifa.* Wow, this rod is stronger than mine!
Tifa: Well, guess what you just did! Gave me a limit break! *Uses her seven hit combo on Aeris*
Aeris: Owww, oh good, I have my limit, too! *Uses seal evil on Tifa*
Tifa: Hey wait a minute, I can't move....
Aeris: That's right! Now, I'll finish you off!
Tifa: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is, however, too late for Tifa. The fact that she can't move combined with Aeris' increased power leads to her ultimate downfall. Eventually, she faints.
Tifa: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Yay! I won!
Barret: And the winner of this match is.....Aeris! *Just then, Tifa wakes up*
Tifa: Huh? Where am I?
Aeris: I just beat you! And Cloud is MINE!!!!!!
Tifa: No *$^&@# fair!!!! How come you won?
Aeris: Because the author likes me better, duh!
Tifa: Yeah right! I want to hear it from the author!
Mystery Author: All right, I admit it, I like Aeris better than Tifa.
Tifa: *%^@#*!!!!!!! *Sends the author into outer space.*
Mystery Author: Great! Now how am I going to write this?
Aeris: And now, Cloud is all mine!!!!! *Runs over to Cloud and gives him a kiss on the lips*
Cloud: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hey who just woke me up from my nap?
Cid: You were sleeping the whole time?
Cloud: Huh? What did I miss?
Aeris: Tifa and I fought for you. And I won!
Cloud: Huh? You vs. Tifa? You guys like me?
Aeris: DUH!!!!!
Cloud: Well, I uh hate to break it to you, but I, uh, like someone else.....
Tifa: WHAT!!!!! We fought over you for nothing?
Cloud: I guess so.
Ash: Moron!
Pikachu: Pika! (Moron!)
Chu-chu: Moron!
Fei: Moron!
Elly: Moron!
Misty: Moron!
Bart: Moron!
Margie: Moron!
Cloud: I get the point, but why are you are calling me morons?
Cid: Because they're gonna gang up on you now!
Cloud: Huh? *Sees Tifa and Aeris running toward him* Uh, girls, I'm sorry, uh....
Tifa: Too late, you *@#%(^!!!!!
Aeris: You're feeling the wrath of BOTH OF US!!!!! *Both girls beat Cloud up*
Cloud: help me........*Falls to the ground, unconscious*
Maria: I wonder who Cloud likes, then.
Mysterious voice: I know who Cloud likes.
Everyone: Who are you?
Mysterious voice: I'll tell you in part four.
Everyone: Will you tell us who he likes then, too?
Mysterious voice: of course......
Ash: In that case, this is the end of part 3!!!
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To be continued.......