The RPG Party- Part 6: The Party Pooper Arrives ---------------------------
Featuring Vincent......and guest appearences by Titanic and several singers
Luckily, thanks to Misty, Maria, and Margie, all the strip poker players have agreed to go back to having fun that doesn't need to be censored. In fact, maybe the fun is a bit tooooo uncensored...
Aeris: All right, now you pick a card, Fei!
Fei: Oh, I picked a SORRY card! Looks like I'm going to knock someone off. *removes Ash's piece*
Ash: Hey, I was about to get my final piece in my safety zone!
Misty: That's the point, boyfriend. *Puts her arm around Ash*
Ash: I'm starting to wish I hadn't won that contest...
Barret: Yatzee!!
Maria: Um, Barret, are you playing the right game?
Barret: Oops, but who stuck a card that said Yahtzee in the Sorry card deck?
Everyone: Him! *Points at Cid*
Cid: This is getting soooo @#$%$# boring, though.
Tifa: But you know the author wants to keep this episode down to PG. So, no strip poker!
Cloud: Whose brilliant idea was that game, anyway?
Everyone: HIS!! *Points at Bart*
Bart: Uh, hehe, nobody else had any better ideas!
Misty: Well, I preferred watching them fight over me.
Elly: Say, what happened to Brock, by the way?
Margie: Uh, well...
Maria: Margie and I kinda threw him out by his hair.
Fei: Oh, OK. Not that I care...
Barret: Not that any of you care about this board game.
Aeris: I do! Let's all have fun, play games, be free, enjoy life, imagine-
Cloud: Aeris, puh-leaze. *Aeris stops*
Cid: Well, what else are we gonna &#$*& do?
Vincent: I have come for that purpose.
Everyone: Yikes! Vincent's here!
Vincent: Is that emotion I detect? You shameless humans, emotion......
Tifa: What's wrong with emotion?
Vincent: Anything I don't use is wrong.....humans are pathetic...
Ash: Oh, um, OK. But you're supossed to have emotion at parties!
Vincent: Why was I invited to this 'party' then?
Maria: Easy question! Why don't we answer it! *Everyone stands up and starts dancing*
Everyone: Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you! Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you! Every
party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you! *Sits down, although the board game has been topped over by the pathetic dancing efforts of some members*
Vincent: What is this 'party pooper?' Does that mean I am a god? Humans.......god worshiping fellows.....
Barret: Actually, I think it means that you spoil the party. Or, you 'poop' it.
Margie: Precisely.
Vincent: I must stand in a dark corner by myself. *Walks into the corner and starts ramming his head in the wall*
Fei: That guy is a bit odd.
Vincent: *Is humming to himself while starting at the corner*
Misty: How did you tolerate him, Cloud?
Cloud: Well, it's wasn't easy, but I'm the master of restraining people!
Tifa: So that's why I had to go through those memories with you to straighten you out, right Cloud?
Cloud: Tifa, you're embarassing me!
Cid: This game is so &#^%*#%*& boring! Is there anything else we can play?
Elly: Well, these are our choices: Candyland, Yahtzee, Uno, Rack-o, Life, and Monopoly.
Barret: That's all? Those are games I'd play with Marlene, not my peers!
Ash: I like all of those games, especially- *Maria clamps hand over Ash's mouth*
Maria: We all want to do something else!
Vincent: Humans....pathetic forms of entertainment.....
Aeris: In that case, do you have any ideas Vincent?
Vincent: Indeed.....must shed party pooper label.....
Fei: What are you going to do first, Vincent.
Vincent: Make......my kind.....appear... *Waves hand and out pops Emeralda!*
Emeralda: Uh, hi guys, how did I get here?
Bart: Long story, don't ask...
Emeralda: I was planning to come to this party, but I didn't expect to be whisked here!
Elly: Well, as Bart said, long story.
Barret: I don't think that was impressive enough!
Vincent: Will make something else appear... *Waves hand and out comes...Lord Godo!*
Lord Godo: Fianlly! I'm at this party!
Cloud: I don't remember inviting you...
Lord Godo: You didn't! You invited Yuffie, and she invited me! How dare you kick my precious little poopsie out of your exciting party? Not only her, but her bodyguard!
Margie: Actually, Billy had a hair meeting to attend... *Starts laughing hysterically*
Misty: Don't ask...
Lord Godo: I demand you all allow me to take Yuffie back and give her an apology for your behavior!
Everyone: NO WAY!!!!!!!
Tifa: You must be joking!
Barret: I Wouldn't let that &%@^& back if my life depended on it!
Lord Godo: If you don't, you will feel the wrath of LORD GODO!!!
Ash: Oooooh, you're really starting to give us all the heapy-jitters... *Lord Godo waves his very large fist at Ash* Um, actually you're very very scary!
Lord Godo: I WILL PUNISH YOU ETERNAL SINNERS FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS!!! DIE!!!!!! *nobody moves*
Bart: You're not scary at all.
Fei: I think even Yuffie had the upper hand in fighting skills over you!
Lord Godo: WHAT????? HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaking uncontrollably*
Aeris: hehehehehehehe!!!!! *starts laughing at him*
Elly: I bet you can really hurt us!
Lord Godo: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts turning red*
Cid: Are you going to &%^@#$ explode?
Emeralda: You look rather hot. Should I take your temperature?
Lord Godo: FINALLY!! I AM MAD ENOUGH TO USE MY FINAL ATTACK!!!!!
Cloud: Final attack? What do you do, explode?
Misty: I think he's gonig to act like an electrode!
Lord Godo: WRONG!!!!! WRONG!!!!!! LEVIATHON, GO!!!!!!!!! *Leviathon is summoned, and the entire cabin is engulfed in water,
nearly drowning everyone*
Maria: Cough! Hack, hack!
Bart: That.....was.....painful
Ash: Help........me
Tifa: I think we should've listened to his warnings!
Everyone: Uh-huh.
Barret: Vincent, help us!
Vincent: Must.....stop reputation..... *Waves hand and summons thousands of squirtles*
Squirtles: Squirtle! Squirtle squirtle! *Attach on to party members and carry them outside. Everyone makes it just in time*
Ash: Hey! I could've used my own squirtle!
Misty: And I had Starmie and Staryu!
Cid: What the &^@% happened to Lord Godo, anyway?
Fei: I think he really did explode...
Vincent: Actually, I made him dissapear.....
Elly: So why didn't you make the water disspear?
Vincent: Will.....discover.....in......a......minute.....
Barret: Can't you ever act normally? *No answer* Guess not.....
Squirtles: Squirtle, squirtle! *start dancing around Vincent*
Vincent: I have been given the sign to start my next act. *Waves his hand. The squirtles dissapear, and in their place appears the
main characters of the Titanic*
Jack: Oh Rose, that was a very bad thing for you to do! You should have gone in the lifeboat!
Rose: But Jack I would never be able to leave you! Let us find a way to escape!
Jack: Go to the end of the boat! Hold on!
Rose: I will do anything for you! *Both run inside to the water filled house*
Jack: Glug, it went under quicker than I, glug, expected!
Rose: Look Jack, a plank! Let us climb on it!
Jack: Oh dear, I can't get on it! I will freeze to death!
Rose: No! Jack, don't die! You must not die!
Bart: This is really boring!
Margie: BOOOO!!!!!! BOOOOO!!!!!!!
Vincent: I....thought....human....females....likes......Jack.....
All females: NO WAY!!! HE'S AWFUL!!! WE'RE SOOOOOOO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent: In that case, must......summon....those....popular....with.....females.... *Waves hand. Out of it appears Ricky Martin, 98 Degrees, the Backstreet Boys, N'Sync, and 5ive. The Titanic crew disappears*
Misty: EEEEEK!!!!! Justin from N'Sync! *runs over to him*
Margie: EEEEEK!!!!!! Nick from the BSB! *runs over to him*
Tifa: EEEEEEEK!!!!! Jeff from 98 Degrees! *runs over to him*
Aeris: EEEEEEK!!!!! Ricky Martin! *runs over to him*
Maria: EEEEEEK!!!! The 5ive band! [I have no idea what their names are] *runs over to them*
Kevin: Hey, what about the rest of the Backstreet Boys!
Lance: Did they forget there were four more members of N'Sync?
Nick (from 98 degrees): I don't know why Jeff is getting all the attention!
Kevin, Lance, Nick: *&@%*&@^$%*&@#%^#@*%&^@#*% ^!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elly: Oh Fei, I'm the only one loyal to my boyfriend. *hugs him*
Fei: Say Elly, want to head over to that grove of trees? *evil grin*
Elly: I'd love to, but the episode is only rated PG! So maybe next episode.
Fei: Sounds good!
Vincent: Must....be.....popular.....
Misty, Margie, Tifa, Aeris, Maria: VINCENT, YOU ARE THE COOLEST!!!!!
Emeralda: Vincent! You didn't give me a guy!
Cid: How come you aren't giving the guys hot female singers to make out with?
Cloud: If the girls got guys, we should get girls!
Vincent: Well....do.....anything.....to......become......popular.... *Waves hand and out appears Jordan Knight, Britney Spears,
Christina Aguilera, B*witched, TLC, and Mandy Moore*
Emeralda: EEEEEK!!!!! Jordan Knight! Thanks Vincent! *runs over to him*
Cloud: WOW!!!!!!!!!!! Britney Spears! *runs over to her*
Bart: WOW!!!!!!!!! Christina Aguilera! *runs over to her*
Barret: WOW!!!!!!!! Mandy Moore! *runs over to her*
Cid: WOW!!!!!!!!!! TLC! *runs over to them*
Ash: Uh, am I supossed to be in love with B*witched?
Pikachu: Pika! (yup!)
Ash: OK, I'll pretend to be. WOW!!!!! B*witched! *runs over to them*
Britney Spears: Wait a minute! These men are taking advantage of us!
Mandy Moore: Come on, girl power! Let's get them!
Christina Aguilera: On 3! 1......2.............3! *All females slap their respective guy and then vanish*
Fei: I'm glad I stayed with you Elly.....I know you'd never do that!
Elly: Hmmmm.......uh, actually....
Fei: Oh.
All other guys: VINCENT!! YOU CHEATED US!!!!!!
Vincent: Boy bands....give.....concert.
N'Sync: Great idea! We'll give it!
Backstreet Boys: No, we will!
98 Degrees: We're better than all of you!
5ive: We may not be well known now, but our voices are better!
Ricky Martin: I'm the most popular!
Misty: Guys, stop fighting! *All guys stop*
Maria: We think that all of you should sing at the same time!
Margie: Yeah!
Cid: Wait a minute! Why did you have to &@$%^* stop them?
Barret: It was so nice that they were too busy singing to play their songs for us.
Ash: Blech! I'm gonna puke if I hear them!
Emeralda: Well too bad, they're singing for us!
Boy Bands: All right! Here comes the songs! *Suddenly, the guys begin singing. Every once in a while throughout the chaotic mess their sounds sound like all together, it is possible to hear notes of "Tearin up my heart," I Want it That A Way," "The Hardest Thing," "When the Lights Go Out," and "Livin La Vida Loca."*
Ash: Yuccccck.... *Pukes all over Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pikachu Pika! *Thanks a lot, Ash!*
Vincent: Head.....is......spinning....must.....eliminate....singers... *Waves hand. Suddenly all bands and singers leave. All the water has disappeared. Everything looks normal*
Females: Hey, what happened to all our favorite bands?
Males: Thank god you got rid of them!
Vincent: Am.....I.......still.......a.......party.....pooper?
Guys: Yes!!!! You suck!
Girls: No! You rule!
Guys: Yes!
Girls: No!
Guys: Yes!
Girls: No!
Vincent: Head....is.......spinning......again......must......go.......I......will....leave..... *Waves hand. Suddenly, Vincent is nowhere to be seen*
Misty: Did all that really happen, or was it a dream?
Everyone else: It happened, all right.
Bart: I'm glad he's gone.
Elly: Nah, he wasn't a party pooper. You guys have to admit they all sounded good!
Cid: Yuck, what are you trying to @#%&*^% say?
Ash: And you can't forget that he summoned Lord Godo!
Barret: And the Titanic Cast!
Cloud: On the other hand, he did summon those female singers for us, even if they slapped us all...
Tifa: And he did end our bad board game marathon....
Aeris: He also summoned Emeralda...
Fei: And throughout it all, he kept this part rated PG!
Everyone: ALL RIGHT! WE DID IT! HIGH FIVE!
Esmeralda: So he wasn't a Party Pooper, then?
Everyone: nope!
Margie: Well, that was one tiring fanfic. I want to go back to PG-13 in part 7.
Cid: Me too. It was hard holding back those swears and dirty jokes.
Barret: So, now that we all decided Vincent was cool, can we get out of this PG world?
Bart: Certainly!
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To Be Continued.....