The Worst Pokemon Fanfic Ever

By: Misty

Notes: THis story was really fun to write. Some will be seriously offended by this story, and others will love it! But whatever you decide, make sure you can handle a strong PG-13 before you start.
Censor: PG-13
Summary: Why is this the worst Pokemon fanfic every? Well, you'll just have to read it and see!

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Ash, Misty, and Brock were sitting in a grassy area, obviously bored. They had just finished eating on of Brock's excellent meals, and were very sleepy.

"Yawn," said Misty, "what should we do?"

"Yawn," repeated Ash. "I don't know!"

Brock, who was clearly hyper compared to Misty and Ash, stood up and said, "I've got it!"

"What?" said an unenthusiastic Ash and Misty.

Brock pulled out 100 bottles of bears. "Let's have a get drunk party!" he exclaimed.

"Great idea!" said Ash.

"Sounds like fun! I love breaking underage rules!" said Misty.

So, the three heroes, obviously not acting like heroes, began chugging bottles of beer. Then, our favorite villains come to mess things up! Jessie, James, and Meowth walked up.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it double!"

"To protect the world from devastation!"

"To unite all people within our nation!"

"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"

"To extend our reach to the stars above!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!"

"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"

"Meowth, that's right!"

"And now that our saying is over, we're here to capture Pikachu!" said Jessie.

"Pika Pika," replied Pikachu.

"What did he say, Meowth?" Asked James.

"He says not to bother them now, they're having a drinking party," Meowth answered.

"A drinking party!" exclaimed James.

"Sounds like fun!" said Jessie "Mind if we join in?"

"sure............whhhhhyyyy...nooottt?" answered the now very drunk Brock, Misty and Ash.

"All right!" Jessie, James, and Meowth exclaimed.

So Team Rocket, Misty, Ash, Brock, and Pikachu were having a good time. Except for James, of course. He'd passed out from all the drinking. But, all good times must come to an end, when yet another villain walked up.

"Hey guys!" said Gary. "Being your pathetic selves again? What are you doing?"

"D....r.....i....n...k.....i...n....g p...a....r....t.....y" Ash managed to say.

"Say, I think I'll join in!" said Gary. "Cheerleaders, begin my party cheer!"

So Gary's Cheerleaders chanted the following:

"Gary, Gary, Strong and tall.

He's the best partier of them all!"

"All right!" Gary said. "Now, let's drink!"

A little while later, Misty said, "Now that we're all flat drunk, what stupid thing should we do?"

"I know!" said a partier who shall remain anonymous. "Let's all have graphic sex!"

"Hey, great idea!" everyone else said. "We'll start now!"

So, first they *censored*. And then they did *censored*. Everyone especially enjoyed doing *censored*, except Meowth and Pikachu, who preferred *censored.*

An hour later, with most people completely passed out, a Jigglypuff showed up. It looked at the strange scene.

"Puff Puff Jigglypuff!" it said (I know, I'll start singing to them!)

"Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff," it sang. After a little while, it noticed that those who weren't passed out had fallen asleep. "Puff!" it said (how rude!) It drew all over their faces, and then left.

Just after Jigglypuff left, Giovinni arrived. "Hey, I told you guys there would be no partying with the enemy!" he shouted to Team Rocket.

Then he realized that everyone was asleep and naked. "Hey, looks like fun!" he said to himself. "I think I'll join in!" And so did.

The End