Welcome to the Real Santa's Guest Book!

mom - 11/25/00 00:54:20
My Email:tipytoe69@hotmail.com

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You are a sick and twisted little person who's parents must have been very cruel to you. For that I'm sorry, and may you one day grow up.

lea - 09/22/00 01:21:58
My Email:kids
Wish List: for tumor to go away

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dear santa i wish for my tumor to go away and my brother to talk better thank you

T.J. - 05/23/00 05:21:13
My Email:none
Wish List: to have a lot of money and my dream man (G.L)

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this site is fucked and stupid but it made me laugh so.......

- 04/14/00 17:25:18

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LATINA GIRL - 04/14/00 17:20:05
Wish List: BE A MILLIONAR

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THIS IS STUPIED SHIT WHO BELIVE IN SANTA CLAUSE THEIR BULL SHIT SO FUCK U

JUDITH MARES - 04/14/00 17:12:31
Wish List: FBI RULE

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HEY WUZ UP OR DOWN NOTHING MUCH HERE JUST IN SCHOOL IS THIS ALL TRUE ?

susan - 04/14/00 13:54:25
My Email:sillygirlhot18@hotmail.com
Wish List: satanic banners and pictures

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i praise this site.

happynoodleboy - 04/05/00 01:17:03
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/vt/happynoodles
My Email:spoonshankk@hotmail.com
Wish List: a gun

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very historically innacurate... shades of truth in there.... but over simplified with lots of key events -90 percent of them- left out. Dissapointing.

Shaft - 04/01/00 10:33:22
My Email:shaft@softhome.net

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Well done, brilliant

Dustin Gooding - 03/31/00 18:28:36
My URL:http://table4.homeip.net
My Email:aggie03@tca.net

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While Christ did say not to celebrate his birth, rather his death (that's why Christmas isn't important, rather Easter is), this is just not cool... i'll pray for you... also, i went to your site, won't you go to mine?

Dustin Gooding - 03/31/00 18:27:19
My URL:http://table4.homeip.net
My Email:aggie03@tca.net

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While Christ did say not to celebrate his birth, rather his death (that's why Christmas isn't important, rather Easter is), this is just not cool... i'll pray for you... also, i went to your site, won't you go to mine?

- 03/31/00 18:25:38

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Numb - 03/22/00 17:33:43
My URL:http://transfer.to/insanity
My Email:beenybaby123@hotmail.com
Wish List: give me a plane ticket to england

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You want to know what the truth is? You want the truth?? You can't handle the truth!!!! For real, tho, the truth about Satan Clawz is... he goes to little children's houses by sneaking in... there he molests & touches the poor little kiddies and gives them presents to shut them up... :o) ~Numb~ "If heaven's for clean people then it's vacant"

Raven - 03/07/00 00:18:14
My URL:http://www.ravensdarkside
My Email:raven@ravensdarkside.com
Wish List: anything computer

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Well, I am certainly glad all my kids have grown and gone, whooa, what a site. Major Grin....Raven



john - 02/23/00 13:58:19
My Email:john@mckivett.freeserve.co.uk
Wish List: young blond with a perfect body

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the biggest load of bollacks ive ever seen i wish i had thought of it

john - 02/23/00 13:56:21
My Email:john@mckivett.freeserve.co.uk

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the short bitch - 02/20/00 21:42:05
My Email:shortee__11@hotmail.com
Wish List: to have Crissy Head Dead

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This is what i want more than anything in the world and if you could give it to me i would hate you forever.....and ever

coco - 02/11/00 12:20:15
Wish List: send logos of satan claws

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mrcdd - 02/03/00 23:06:38

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strage but in the spirit

JESUS - 02/01/00 06:37:32

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you think this will stop the people from believing in me , you will be the ones to perish when I return ......

misty - 01/27/00 14:17:05
My URL:http://www.telepath.com/misty/
My Email:themist@hellmail.zzn.com
Wish List: to sit on the great SantaClaws lap...

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roflmao ... but very believable (sigh) always, misty

Laura - 01/23/00 08:45:18
My Email:qw222@hotmail.com

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Thank u for making things clear for me! I always suppossed things like the ones u say here... but always doubted about'em...

tissemand - 01/14/00 12:13:59
My Email:jerkoff
Wish List: big dick

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i want to have a big dick, dick cencerly lęske

jenni - 01/13/00 22:10:04
My Email:Nordic Princess@aol.com
Wish List: hah

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dude your page is kick ass...i'm bored and i just found it...this is one of the funnies things i've come upon in a while...keep it up...if u have any interesting links to stuff like this email em to me....thanx Jenni

BLaDe - 01/11/00 22:17:24
Wish List: for you to die

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u are a sick fucking bastard and you should die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sanguinarius - 01/10/00 21:58:44
My URL:http://start.at/Real_Vampire_Directory
My Email:sanguinar2@aol.com
Wish List: monkey, ham sandwich, some catnip, naked pix of Sean Connery (nah)

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...such an odd little page... *Sangi skips off happily, humming that Santa midi*

adolf hitner - 12/25/99 00:08:18
My Email:xxx kill@upthebum.com

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this page makes me want to fuck all of the kids at the daycare were I work. I love the smell of their little privates, and I know they will love me!

Mrs. Betty Bowers - 12/22/99 20:05:52
My URL:http://www.bettybowers.com
Wish List: Anything Prada

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Thank goodness someone else is telling the truth about that dreadful pedophile!

josiah volentine - 12/21/99 19:16:46
My Email:none
Wish List: your mom

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go to hell!!!!!

girls - 12/18/99 01:00:24
Wish List: 4 this to end

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you are a verry sick bastard but this was verry funny!!!!!!!!

Law - 12/15/99 23:05:38
My Email:u'll never know
Wish List: A head and a eyeball burger in a paper bag!

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A great site u Should improve on greatly. And i'll look forward to seeing some guts as the frame of this site next time i peek in!

michael - 12/03/99 16:55:03
My Email:michael_r_meier@hotmail.com
Wish List: 1 million dollars

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i think that what you say is true god wants to be worshiped in spirit and in truth why would dparents lie to their children

DFGHJk - 12/03/99 16:23:02
My Email:HHjHkjHkhj
Wish List: HVChchgchjgcjgc

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Allstar - 12/02/99 20:25:41
My Email:Saint_643@hotmail.com

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this is ausome site!!!!! it kicks ass

Bill - 11/28/99 17:51:02
My Email:bdwootton@msn.com

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I'm writing a research paper denouncing our Christmas traditions I liked this sight. Don't get rid of it.

daniel - 11/28/99 01:52:53
My Email:daniee
Wish List: daggsdvve

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i like

ren hoek - 11/19/99 17:08:12
My URL:http://www.fuckthebritish.com
My Email:getbent
Wish List: all the money in the world, a bottle of vodka

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this page fucking rocks! keep preachin the word, brotha! amen!

beavis the bopcat - 11/18/99 16:24:39
My Email:toeffy@hotmail.com
Wish List: non

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worst of it all

beavis the bopcat - 11/18/99 16:24:29
My Email:toeffy@hotmail.com
Wish List: non

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worst of it all

Child - 10/31/99 14:44:18

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You are sick bastard!!! But it was a very funny website

- 10/18/99 20:33:44

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- 10/18/99 20:33:40

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James - 10/14/99 19:59:53
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/mi2/jameslike
My Email:jameslike@angelfire.com
Wish List: spells

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This site is preatty cool. You should check out House of satan.com. It's got some good links.

KingMage - 10/12/99 03:24:28
My URL:http://www.members.tripod.com/bud-good/pot.htm
My Email:burnbudnow@hotmail.com
Wish List: lots of weed

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Smoke up Satan!

Jay - 09/30/99 01:30:48
My Email:www.jasoncogan@hotmail.com
Wish List: 3 naked women, a nice bottle of wine, and plenty of smokes

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Man you opened my eyes! I was actually beleivin Santa's lies. Thank you for showing me the way!

Brazilian ring - 08/15/99 23:07:37
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/TheTropics/Paradise/4079/
My Email:brazilring@oocities.com

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luther - 08/13/99 04:00:10
My Email:SATANGOD_98@YAHOO.COM
Wish List: TO DRINK A 16YEAR OLD VIRGINS BLOOD

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GOD GAVE ALL THE SEED BARRING PLANTS OF THE EARTH TO YOU YOU YOU

monica l. - 07/31/99 05:12:17
Wish List: satanic barbie

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you had a verrry happy child hood right?

SATAN WORSHIPER!!! - 07/22/99 01:57:03
My Email:Darren187@hotmail.com
Wish List: To become a vampire!!!!!!!!

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this site kicks ass keep up the good work. Don't forget to mention the ugly looking elves I hate those shirmps!!!!!!!!!

terry cuthbert. - 07/08/99 17:58:59
Wish List: ff%243

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When i was a boy, Santa came into my bed once and touched my willy and made me touch his, it was the same christmas that my uncle was put away, i really think Santa is a danger to all children!

Emmiily - 05/05/99 20:38:54

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YOU SHIt

SGK - 03/22/99 09:24:34
Wish List: Peace On Earth and a Million Dollars...But I'll Just Settle For The Million Dollars...

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Pretty funny...

bob - 03/10/99 04:55:13
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/soho/7001
Wish List: spark work station

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I BELIEVE!

Guru Jeff - 03/07/99 12:16:25
My URL:http://www.gurujeff.com
My Email:gurujeff98@yahoo.com

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You are so right.



mike - 02/15/99 19:49:15
My URL:http://www.islc.net/~mwatts
My Email:nope@don'twriteme.com
Wish List: a pony

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I agree man. Keep speaking the truth.

t_pruss - 02/04/99 22:38:36
My Email:t_pruss@hotmail.com

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you scare me.

Jesus Christ - 01/27/99 02:54:11
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Crete/7687/index.html
My Email:jesus_christ@easypost.com
Wish List: Joy and love for all!

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Wow, this page really tells the truth about this so-called "Santa Claus". After seeing a page like this you might want to come over to mine and pray.

gdusia - 01/22/99 13:54:50
My Email:gdusia@hotmail.com
Wish List: ya

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We will meet HIM one day in the future... See ya...

brandon shit - 01/21/99 17:09:09
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/brandonpunker/index.html
My Email:punx1818@aol.com
Wish List: uhh whaty?

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uhhh damn crack hoes

brandon shit - 01/21/99 16:48:08
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh/brandonpunker/index.html
My Email:subvert@disinfo.net
Wish List: uhhhh

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you are a fucking moron. okie, enough with the parental rebellion , its time to get a life and maybe some selfesteem you peice of shi

Yes - 01/10/99 11:02:47
My URL:www.whitehouse.gov
My Email:too_much_pot@thc.com
Wish List: nice fat juciy buds

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How the fuck did I get here? I'm soooooo fucking stoned.

hairgirl - 01/10/99 06:35:12
My Email:jordantwo@earthlink.net
Wish List: money lotsa money

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you poor lost soul you need to pray for your forgivnes otherwise this is pretty funny

- 01/06/99 01:22:47

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idiot

ALPHA OMEGA - 01/03/99 20:55:10

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Sorry my typo. SATAN CLAWS not SANTA CLAWS.

ALPHA OMEGA - 01/03/99 20:51:05
Wish List: weapons grade plutonium and a plane ticket to France.

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Hello, friend. Santa Claws huh? I hope the real SATAN takes your ass on a ride on the outside, and the whole net will watch as your candy coated testes persona turns into a member of the Christian Coalition. There you will find redemption and salvation only to punked by a couple of fags and left behind bushes with tube of petroluem jelly next to your testosterone deprived ass. Shortly after counseling and month on lithium you will shoot yourself and forever be forgotten by the human race.

jacob lee - 01/03/99 20:48:53
My URL:http://members.rediff.com/malak_taus/aol.htm
Wish List: the head of Newt

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::::: looks around, takes a wizz :::::

Jamie - 01/01/99 00:44:16
My Email:NuStar16@aol.com
Wish List: Nothing you can give me

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You are truely a sick individual. Try going outside, getting some sunlight, and praying for yourself and maybe you will be considered a normal person, freak.

hugh jass - 12/31/98 05:35:03
My Email:freakshow@iname.com

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nnnnnmmmmmmmmmmggggggggyyyyyyyy hmmmmmmmmmmm

The Troll - 12/29/98 20:18:35
My Email:troll@innernet.net

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Hmmmm, Interesting !! But you neglected the obvious connection between the manufacturers of all the toys and the childs greedy desires to drain hard working people of all the available income in order keep the masses broke worried and confused as to the eal meaning of Christmas !! As long as we are in debt and a slave to our childrens greed, the true meaning of this holiday will be forever lost in the mounds of holiday bills, the desire to foster the fairy tale of something for nothing, and the simple act of bribing children to be good instead of true dicipline !

- 12/29/98 04:40:07

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I don't get it...

funnel - 12/29/98 02:18:38
My Email:funnel71@aol.com
Wish List: a dead author

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you suck.

sts - 12/28/98 22:14:50
My Email:not@avail.com
Wish List: No, thanks

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Too many people wander why there is an angel sitting on top of the Xmas tree; well, here is the answer: Claus was preparing himself on the Xmas eve for the yearly trip to give gifts; BUT: The sledge was in a bad condition, the deers were not obaying, the eceived sofar gift cargo was too heavy and not loaded on the sledge, there was no trayler to attach to the sledge for the extra cargo (the bloody service shop did not prepare the trayler on time agreed), he could not find his whip in his warehouse, four m in gift suppliers had failed to meet their delivery time scedule, his wife was asking him "are you going out again at night", in a few words everything was wrong. At this moment, the angel (important Xmas Tree Supplier) came into the scene carrying a huge tree, and asked: -Hi, I brought the tree - where do you want me to put it? Sa Cl gave him the proper reply: That is why after this incident the angel is sitting on to of the tree.

beeslebub - 12/28/98 20:28:39
My URL:http://satan.com
My Email:666@hell.org
Wish List: utter hell

Comments:
All hail satan claws !!

Huah - 12/28/98 09:00:00
My URL:http://666.gay.fag
My Email:fagfagfag@imagay.homo
Wish List: yep

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Learn How To Draw, Freak

Santa Claus - 12/23/98 01:49:09

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Ho, ho, ho, I guess I see who's been bad this year! If you get a lump of coal in your stocking, don't be surprised! Esspecially if it is lit and burns the hands that created this homepage!

- 12/14/98 00:14:06

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Christina - 12/12/98 20:00:49
My Email:Eeyore5614@aol.com
Wish List: some spell books, a vial of real blood and the disease of vampirism

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This is the greatest web page I've visited. It's hilarious. Congratulations to whoever thought this up. What a way to detroy Christmas!!

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