A BRIEF HISTORY OF SANTA CLAWS
His reindeers snarling faces and their twisted hooves of lead
Leave behind the scorchen imprints of the Underworld’s' undead
His dazzling carriage lining and exquisite suit of red
Were spun from dreams and wishes filling every child's dear head
By year He comes from far away up in the northern fold
Where chaos dwells amongst the coals and parent’s lies are sold
He grants all children’s wishes, so material and bold
Then melts down every one of them to make one ounce of gold
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1998
St Nick once served as an angel by God’s side. He worked very hard and was highly virtuous. One day St Nick decided he was as GOOD as God.
God did not like this and exiled St Nick to hell. St Nick became very bitter and twisted. He deformed into the hideous Satan Claws. By using his magical demon powers, he appears to humans as the fat and jolly Santa Claus.
Satan Claws invented the idea of Christmas Presents. He has turned Christmas into a celebration of materialism rather than the love of Christ. Every Christmas present increases his evil power while weakening God. His bag does not contain presents but rather the souls of children.
SANTA IS A VERY BAD MAN INDEED.