Most Unneccesary Dialogue has been edited out
Llama claps her hands, and a huge partridge is summoned. The partridge lands on Jaxom,
and Jaxom starts to become a tree. As Jaxom transforms, Llama summons a huge dress and
pump wearing lumberjack who finds Jaxom very appealing.
Jaxom mutters something slowly, just getting the last word out before his mouth turns into wood the tree and the partridge glow brightly, then the bird flies off. the lumberjack proceeds to cut down the tree, unaware that jaxom is now in the bird. with a tweet, the partridge reappears above llama and "bombs" llama with magical flaming bird poop
Spiff appears.
Spiff says : now what were you saying about dueling?
Spiff says : spelling bee???
Llama is a bit grossed out, but summons a real llama that spits a wad at the flaming
crapola and extinguishes it. It lands in a nearby tree and would have missed anyway.
Llama then procedes to wave her hands in a practiced fashion, and with each wave of
the hand an area around Jaxom grows darker. The area grows darker before Jaxom can realize
what is happening, and a clawed fist emerges from the interdimensional rip created,
grabs Jaxom and tries to crush him and drag him back into its altenate universe at the
same time.
Jaxom yells in surprise and the hand tugs him, then shouts a phrase in the elven tongue and vine reach from a tree and wrap them around his ankles. Then he pulls a ball from his bag and holds it up to his face. a low whirring sound begins, as the ball glows a dark red, then becomes brighter.suddenly Jaxom's entire body is engulfed in flame and the interdimensional hand drops him. siphoning the fire into the ball, jaxom casually tosses it towards Llama
Llama picks up a rock, and with a magic song it is transformed into a fire-proof catcher's mitt.
She catches it easily and harmlessly and feeds it to a neightboring dragon. She then
proceeds to take out a small trumpet from a pocket. A few notes on the brass instrument
causes rocks from all around to rise and collect, fuse while airborn and mold into a mallet shape.
The mallet, at incredible speeds, chases after Jaxom and tries to smash him in a sweep
or two.
Llama puts some shades on.
Jaxom stuffs cotton balls into his ears, then turns his attention to the mallet. with a small gesture and a quick chant he tosses a juggling ball over his shoulder. the mallet smashes it open and a huge explosion follows. when the smoke clears the mallet has been transformed into a flock of flying electric eels which jaxom sends after llama
Llama looks at the eels with excitement. She spins arouns a couple of times and is suddenly
atop a horse in a cowgirl outfit with a lasso spinning above her head, yelling "yee-haw!"
as she rounds them all up in one sweep of the lasso and tries to bean Jaxom with the
eels captured in the noose.
Jaxom ducks and declares the duel over