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You say : ALright alright, Taranis ready? Llama ready? begin!
Gaiden clears his mind.
Jaxom settles into his director's chairs and begins writing
Llama picks a wedgie as she waits for Taranis.
You tell llama : That's it, you're gonna lose now, just for that :)
Llama then wonders whose wedgie it was...
Llama tells you : Shut up, big butt. :)
Taranis smiles slightly to you as he slowly shakes out his arms. Rolling up his sleeves, he begins to concentrate. A chant of a few words in an ancient language is said by Taranis, as he brings his hands together above his head. Suddenly, a wind picks up and an erie feeling comes over you. Suddenly, and without warning, Taranis throws his arms down to his side and a loud whistling sound comes out from the trees above. As you look up, you see some white objects fly into you, piercing your skin and knocking you back. Soon, a whole deluge of bone shards begins to fly into you, piercing your vital organs and causing massive blood loss. You fall to the ground, writhing in pain and agony as your life flashes before your eyes...
Llama gives Gaiden a wedgie.
Emitai says [to llama] : And how can you give him one? Hes nude.
Llama isn't much for pain, so instead of letting shards of white whatnots equal her demise, she draws a circle with her arms and hums astrange, minor arpeggio and falls into a pit of quicksand before the white things touch her. She then miraculously rises up through a simmilar pit just behind Taranis, and with a word of magical connotation, a pit appears below Taranis, and just to keep him from escaping, vines of a metal variety bind and gag him as he is pulled down and the pit dissapears.
Kel appears.
Llama says [to emitai] : minor setback, I assure you.
Kel sits on the ground to watch
Emitai says : Does anyone else think gaidens nude?look at him...btw im not gay.
Llama says [to gaiden] : He means you are unclothed... type 'stats'
You say [to emitai] : he ain't nude, he's got sandals on :)
Taranis disappears underneath the ground. You hear a brief sound of what you think is a scream and then all is silent. You stand there, wondering if this was the end of your opponent. Soon, the ground beneath you begins to shake as several zombies rise from their apparent graves and carry up Taranis from the ground underneath. The put him down on his feet and he brushes himself off. Nonchalantly, he commands his small army of about a dozen zombies to attack you. You try to run away, but they manage to grab a hold of you before you could flee. Biting and scratching you, your flesh and body begins to suddenly begin decaying at an alarming rate. As the zombies continue their assault on you, your body quickly accelerates into decay. You have but a few short moments of life left in you before you become just as your assailants are...
Llama doesn't mean to be prejudiced against zombies, but the carrion look just doesn't become her. She says sorry to her Zombie friends but must destroy them. She pulls a small recorder from her pocket and plays a few notes. The Zombies implode and dissapear at the same rapid rate of the notes of her song. She is, thankfully, spared. She then turns her attentions to Taranis. She figures a good dissolving ought to do the trick, seeing as alchemy does have advantages in that respect. She removes a vile from another pocket of her many-pocketed robes, and chants a few words to make it transform into a bolt of the substance in ligtning form. It strikes Taranis at the speed of light, and he begins disolving like sugar in water from the head down...
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Taranis quickly clinches his fists and tightens up his body. He could only mutter a few quick words as to open a portal to the Netherworld. As his body slowly disinegrates, he falls backwards into the portal as it quickly closes. Several minutes later, another portal opens and Taranis steps out, completely healed. He looks to you and narrows his eyes. Holding out his left hand, he concentrates on the power eminating from his magical, blue-stoned ring. He raies up his head and yells out something you couldn't quite make out. The sky above suddenly grows darker and a coolness comes over the land. As you look around, you notice the darkness fall. From out of the shadows, a group of dark warriors with glowing red eyes and seemingly no bodies come towards you. The strike at you with lightning speed and drag you away into the darkness, engulfing your body. The eminent death that awaits you is very close as you feel yourself slipping away...
Jaxom raises his staff above his head and announces the final round
Llama is shocked that the big, beefy warriors do not like her. She is discouraged, but is not any less than disposed to make them dissapear from the earth. She manages a few magical symbols with her hands, and the molecular makeup of the warriors change to that of simple tree bark, and in their place stands many large, spooky looking trees, which Llama quickly sets on fire. Bye bye! She then swoops her arms into the air in an upward motion. A small black dot forms above Taranis. Like all small beginnings, it grows denser until the realization that the dot is actually a concentration of air with the gravitational pull of a black hole, and the immideate crushing of Taranis' bones which would be the obvious occurence causes poor Llama to shield herself and close the dot as soon as Taranis is gone. That sort of thing upsets her stomach.
Taranis disappears and everyone goes silent. You look around, wondering where Taranis could have gone. Realizing that Taranis had performed this disappearing act before, suddenly a similar black portal opens in a similar area. Taranis steps out, in mint condition. In as mint condition as a Necromancer could be. With a grin on his face he thanks you for a good duel.
Taranis says [to llama] : A good duel, m'lady. Thank you for a nice time.
Jaxom lowers his staff as it changes into a checkered flag and ends the duel