Unneccesary Dialogue has been edited out
Mad_Hatter raises his hands in the air preparing to cast a spell when he looks over next to himself and drops his hands and shoves them forward towards his left side. He says "Phil I don't need your help so leave me alone!!" he looks at Jaxom and smiles. He then starts to dance and shakes his bootie at Jaxom. Jaxom stares at him and is thinking I'm supposed to duel this nut? When suddenly a peanut hits Jaxom on the head. Jaxom looks up and sees nothing, he then looks down and reaches for the peanut. As he is doing this thousands of peanuts fall from the sky, burying Jaxom underneath. Mad_Hatter starts laughing and smiles as he knows the tonnage of the peanuts will soon suffocate Jaxom.
Jaxom acks from under the peanut mountain, and suddenly gets an idea. he closes his eyes, and starts humming a song. you can't hear it well, but you know it sounds vaguely familiar. from out of the trees, a herd of baby elephants walk. *hint hint* they see the pile covering jaxom and go nuts, running over and eating away until jaxom can once again breath. He raises his staff, and a gaggle of juggling balls fly from his pouch, 2 into each elephant's ears. they slowly grow, and flap, and lift off of the ground, and all of the dumbo-esque elephants fly after Mad_Hatter with their Bowel Bombs.
You say [to mad_hatter] : They're like the pigeons of the sky :)
Mad_Hatter quickly grabs Phil and places him in his place and runs for cover. He then waves his hand in the air and snaps his fingers. Suddenly several mice show up and Mad_Hatter feeds them magic corn. He then points to the elephants and the mice fly off toward the elephants scaring the bejeebahs out of them. The elephants fly off crying. He then summons the Pied Piper to take the mice away. He then looks at Jaxom and says beezlebob! Jaxom looks around and laughs and tells MH that his spell didn't work. And suddenly two guys in white coats show up and grab Jaxom and places a straight jacket on Jaxom and cinches the jacket close. They they start to pull on the straps making the jacket even tighter and Jaxom feels himself being constricted to death.
Jaxom tries convincing the men that he's sane, but they seem used to people doing this. Finally jaxom breaks down and admits that he's a lunatic, and they seem surprised, and jaxom buys himself some time. Muttering something under his breath, something inside the jacket glows bright red and suddenly jaxom is gone, and in his place stands a giant pile of strawberry preserves that slip out of the straight jacket. he oozes over that-a-way and reforms. he snaps his fingers, and a small ball floats out of Jaxom's pouch, and hovers in place. Jaxom raises his staff and swings, baseball-style, and the ball cracks in half sending its contents spewing over everyone. it begins bubbling immediatly, and turns into a giant slime monster from Jaxom's imagination. the men in white coats drive back to the asylum and admit themselves, while the slimebeasts chases after Mad_hatter, drooling disgusting slime juice
Mad_Hatter looks at the jello monster and starts to run wondering what to do. He quickly yells at Phil to run. He thinks *ohgodohgodohgod, what do I do?* He stops suddenly and start laughing and waves his hands in the air and says "guseundhite" and suddenly the earth starts to shake and you turn to see Bill Cosby coming after the Jello monster yelling "HEY HEY HEY". The Jello monster quickly fades back into Jaxom's imagination and Bill disappears as well. MH looks at Jaxom and waggles his finger to him. And says "goobers and grapes". Jaxom looks around not knowing what to expect next. When from underneath him a hole quickly opens up and spits out a giant pink rabbit. The rabbit grabs Jaxom and starts pouring whisky down his throat. The rabbit convinced that Jaxom is now drunk enough kisses Jaxom and starts sucking the air from Jaxom's lungs.
Jaxom considers slipping the rabbit the tongue, then notices he can't breath, and that this can't be good. he closes his eyes and snaps his fingers and his arms begin to grow longer. he reaches behind the rabbit, and pulls out it's batteries. Duracel, just as he thought.
Jaxom pulls away from the rabbit, and begins juggling the batteries. he tosses them both into the air, and as they come down, powerful bolts of lighting follow them, growing closer and closer to smashing and/or electrifying Mad_Hatter
Mad_Hatter remembers something like this called electro shock therapy and starts screaming " I swear, aliens really kidnapped me, and Elvis was there too". He suddenly snaps out of it and pulls a 10 foot lightning rod out of his pocket and hands it to Phil. He wipes the sweat off of his forehead and watches Phil get shocked. He then raises his hands and says "shoo bop do bop" and the sky clouds over and the lightning goes away and is replaced by falling snow flakes. He decides it's too cold for July so he says "tutti frutti, ah rutti" and the snow changes into a light drizzle.