Unneccesary Dialogue has been edited out
This is the First Battle in the "So You Want To Be An Archmage" Tournament
Sive closes her eyes in concentration, raising her arms so that they are perpendicular to the rest of her body at the same time. Her lips begin to move slowly and a breeze picks up. Suddenly right before Sive's body a massive grey globe appears. The color seems to swirl around it getting darker in places and lighter in others. The globe touches the ground and begins to roll towards Mad_Hatter picking up speed as it goes. At the same time the globe becomes more and more solid until finally a huge boulder is rushing at Mad_Hatter and will be on top of him in a matter of moments.
Mad_Hatter screams like a little girly man and grabs Phil and tries to hide behind him. Seeing that this won't work he taps Phil on the head and Phil splits into many beings and begins to grow and solidify. The Phils change shape into that of bowling pins. Hatter then teleports away and watches the boulder smash the pins. *STRIKE!* yells Hatter, and he turns towards Sive and rubs hands together quickly. Smoke pours from his hands and moves towards Sive and surrounds her. From the smoke two genies appear and grabs Sive and says *welcome to the bottle hon, "complete with Robin Williams' voice"* and they drag her into the bottle and the bottle begins to close in on itself, taking Sive with it.
Sive draws from her trainings when she was younger and manages to break free from the genies. She forms a fire red globe and expands it it fills the inside of the lamp. Slowly the metal which the lamp is made of stretchs and finally breaks apart freeing Sive of the lamp before it completly disappears. Sive takes a deep breath focusing her energies before creating many tiny globes. She gathers them all in her handslinking the together into many stings. Using the strings Sive weaves them into a intricate pattern which she tosses around Mad_Hatter. On her words the globes glow brightly in diffrent colors. The weaving seems to expand encompassing Hatter with in it. Almost seeming to pull him into the fabric of it. The whole thing flattens out finally and the glow fades. All that's left on the ground is a handy blanket with an intresting but highly erratic scheme to it's colors...
Mad_Hatter stares in awe at the colors *ooooooo, pretty* suddenly he feels himself disappear.Everybody stares at the blanket wondering where Hatter might have went. As they gather around the blanket it begins to rise. Everybody steps back to watch and the blanket quits rising after about 4 feet and suddenly Hatter pulls the blanket off and throws it to the ground. He is wearing bermuda shorts and a hawaiian floweridy shirt. He bows and points to Sive and says *The great Sivealicious, everyone. Give her a hand* And Hatter claps and three figures appear besides him, two females in playboy bunny outfits and a man in a tuxedo. Hatter says *and now ladies and germs, presenting the great Rollpollio* The Women grab Sive and stuff her in a box with only her feet and head showing from the ends. Then Rollpollio grabs a saw and begins to saw the box with Sive in it in half. Hatter gasps as he realizes that Rollpollio forgot the magic words and is really going to saw Sive in half.
Sive frowns at Rollpollio for his little slip but decides to go along with the trick. Everyone watches in amazement as the saw cuts right through Sive and then gasps when she appears to be whole again at the end of the trick. The suprise is ruined only a minute later though when Sive's top half tumbles to the ground. Then a strange things begins to happen the halves begin to regenerate until finally there are two Sive's where before there had been only one. Sive takes the time to show the bunny girls a special spell that will allow them to regenerate if they should find Rollpollio made another little boo-boo. Both Sive's face Mad_Hatter and grin, their dimples winking. They take each other's hand (Or does Sive take her own hand?!) and begin to speak in an unknown tongue. At the end of their incantation a sprakling blue globe appears in the sky. The globe shatters into a millon sparkles when a woman on a strange flying beast bursts through it. The beast beast dives towards Mad_Hatter picking him up in it's claws. But at it's touch he turns to ice. Sive beckons the woman to set him down and unthaw him. The beast shoots a stream of red hot fire at Mad_Hatter. It appears to be alittle to strong though when the boulders nearby begin to melt...
Mad_Hatter looks at the woman and whistles and then gets irritated being turned into a Hattercicle. Hatter sits in the ice wondering what he should do when he feels the heat being turned on. *wonderful he says, temperture changes like this causes the flu* Hatter concentrates and as the last of the ice melts and the beast is burning him, the beast grows smaller and the woman's weight becomes too much and crushes the beast to smithereenies. Hatter then grabs the woman and says *Marsh, I have missed you my darling* and he kisses her. The Woman is overcome by Hatter's charm and wit and fawns over him and goes home to the kids. Hatter then looks at Sive and blows a kiss to her. Sive begins to smile but her face puffs up and begins to turn blue. Her whole body begins to enlarge and Hatter looks at her and says *oh my, you have the very deadly Smurf mumps* A little man comes over to her with a stick pin and gets ready to stick her with it, if he does she'll blow up into a thousand smurf berries.
Sive waddles away from the little man trying to stay away from his pin. Since she can't speak or move her arms well Sive guesses she'll have to improvise. She leads the man on a chase around the rocks getting him all turned around and confused. When she thinks she can Sive grabs the little man from behind making him drop the pin. Sive puts the man into her pack with the idea that she wants something. He begins throwing thigs out of the pack listening for some sign from Sive. When he hears her cough her comes out and hands to her what ever it was he had in his hands. Sive manages with great diffuculty to swallow the little pill he gave her before sitting down an resting. Within minutes Sive's complextion and size is back down to normal. She pats the little man on his head and frees him so that he won't have to go around popping people for Mad_Hatter any more. Sive smiles at Hatter and blows a kiss back at him (hers is quite harmless however). She rubs her hands together before cupping them side by side. As she does so a globe form around Mad_Hatter. It appears quite harmless and actually could be taken for a large hamster ball. When Sive's hands are cupped though the globe begins to glow a bright white. Inside it Hatter begins to dissemble on the subatomic level. He in truth becomes one with the light. The many pieces of what used to be Mad_Hatter find themselves speard all over the world and moving quickly away from each other at the speed of light.
Mad_Hatter hates this, he looks at Ashain just before he dissapates and say *you showed her that didn't you?* Me calms down and waits, knowing that moving at the speed of light his pieces will come close together again. He feels himself coming together and concentrates and the light moves toward Ashain and enters him. Ashain feels ticklish and light shoots from his fingers to form light in the shape of a body. The light darkens and Hatter returns to normal. He wipes his brow and says to Jaxom *no no, I'm alright, thanks anyway and shakes Jaxom's hand and walks away with a pouch. Me decides to look through the pouch and finds some juggling balls and tosses them in the air and hits them with a bat. They fly over Sive and suddenly pop open and egg white falls from them onto Sive. Sive suddenly begins to feel very hot and looks down to see herself standing in a giant frying pan. She slips and falls because her feet and legs have disappear as do her arms. She begins to flatten out and looks as though she's turning into a piece of bacon.
Sive gets very insulted since bacon is mainly made of fat. She surrounds herself in a icy globe that keeps her from frying atleast. However a merling high in the air sees her and decides she may be a tasty treat. The bid dives down and eats the bacon/Sive up. Halfway into the air the bird begins to shirt and change.... It takes on a slightly humanoid shape quite quickly. By the time the bid reaches the sky it looks like Sive with rapidly shrinking wings. Sive dives for the ground landing on her feet just as the wings on her shoulders disappear.
Jaxom says : ALright, everyone TELL me who you think did the best. .
Jaxom gives 20 gold coins to Sive.
Jaxom gives 20 gold coins to you.
Jaxom stands up and says "May I have the Envelope Please?"
An envelope floats out of the sky into Jaxom's hand.
Jaxom says : Thank you!
Jaxom begins to open the envelope.
Jaxom opens the envelope.
Jaxom reads the results.
Jaxom smiles.
Jaxom pauses to build suspense.
Jaxom grins.
OmegaMan drumrolls.
Jaxom says [to omegaman] : Why thank you Omegaman!
OmegaMan nods to jaxom.
Sive considers kicking jax in the shins.
Jaxom announces : And the Winner of the First Ever to my knowledge Spell Duel in the So-You-Want-To-Be-An-Archmage Tournament IS............ Sive!
Balloons and glitter fall from the sky
MysticNinja picks up Sive in the air
You hug sive.
You shout : SIVE FOR ARCH MAGE!!!
Jaxom parties like its Nineteen Ninety Nine
Ashain hugs sive, happily.
MysticNinja gives a rich, colorful sapphire to Sive.
Sive hugs you.
Ashain bows gracefully to you.
Jaxom gives 50 gold coins to Sive.
Ashain says [to you] : you did really good too
OmegaMan congratulates sive.