Unneccesary Dialogue has been edited out
This is the Final Battle in the "So You Want To Be An Archmage" Tournament
OmegaMan waves his hand in a strange pattern in the air. A wavering is visible over OmegaMan, as if an intense heat was risiing off of him. The wavering spreads outward, over the former OmegaMan for Archmage section. The beach bunnies in bikinis become hideous, bloodthirsty, winged monsters in bikinis. The monsters turn towards sive and advance, claws and teeth flashing wildly.

Sive looks at the former bunnies and yawns politely before turning her full attention to them. She smiles and conjurors several firey globes. The globes rush about lighting up the suntan oil that was covering the bunnies. Large winged firballs crash to the ground turning into large piles of ash. Sive smiles canceling the fire globes. She looks at the ash piles and grins wickedly. Taking out a vacuum she picks all the dust back up. When the bag is full Sive empties it into another globe of clear making. After pouring in a few strangly colored liquids Sive sends the globe over to Omegaman. As it moves the globe picks up speed and begins to morph into thousands of tiny stone spears coming at OmegaMan from all directions.

OmegaMan raises a hand at the speeding spears. A strange humming noise is heard as the spears begin to vibrate. Just as the spears were about to tear OmegaMan to pieces, the crumble in mid-air from the vibrations, twinkling to the ground. The humming intensifies and the silent, standing stones themsleves begin to shake. A loud runbling is heard as the stones lift from the ground in the shape of a giant, granite hand. The hand descends around sive and begins to clench with enough force to grind sive's bones into powder.

Sive whimpers softly but its choked because of the pressure on her ribs. She looks around quickly for an idea, unable to move her hands she whispers softly into the hand clutching her. Slowly it begins to turn a glowing red color. The stone begins to crack a little around Sive's body and she manages to free one hand. With a flip of her wrist Sive creates several small blue globes. They circle the hand and begin to freeze the stone. the granite falls apart at the sudden and drastic change in temperature. Sive dusts herself off, wincing alittle at bruises, and faces Omegaman. She smirks alittle and cups her hands together so the hollow formed is facing the earth. A thin line shoots from them and into the ground. Sive takes the line and tugs on it gently. The ground underneath OmegaMan opens into a great abyss with no seeming bottom...

OmegaMan glances down into the depths of the abyss. OmegaMan slowly fades away from sight, only to reappear atop a stone near the hole. OmegaMan waves his staff at the hole which promptly closes. OmegaMan gestures grandly and the sky begins to darken, ominously. Lightning and thunder crackle in the sky. OmegaMan points towards sive and a blinding bolt of energy falls to the ground in front of her. The ground splits and a churning cage of raw flame jets out from the ground, encompassing sive. The walls begin to glow brighter and brighter as the cage begins to shrink in on sive.

Sive acks and surrounds herself in a globe of pure water. She expands it even as the cage begins to shrink. As the two come into conatct they explode in a jet of steam that fills the sky around the area. As the steam cools it falls to the ground in small drops of rain. Just before they touch anything sive shoots a large green globe into it. The globe diffuses throughout the rain turning it a similar shade of green. As the rain touches the rocks they begin to melt into a large puddle surrounding Omegaman. When the rain touches Omegaman it begins to eat away at him also...

OmegaMan taps his staff on the ground and a wave of flame washes through the acid, evaporating it. A groaning is heard under the ground as a large glass cylinder erupts up around sive. The cylinder begins to take the shape of a giant lava light, with sive inside. Not only is there no air, since the cylinder has filled with water, and a little wax, but OmegaMan smiles mischieviously as he flicks the switch, turning on the lava light and heating the water.

Sive swims over to the side of the lamp. She reaches up into the water above her head and pulls out a small glass cutter. She cuts out a hole in the glass and pushes it away. The water flows out in a rush and Sive comes flying out too. She takes a deep breath and spits out some wax and frowns. She stands up a small frown playing over her face. Wavig her arms wildly Sive brings up a large milky globe in front of herself. When its finished, Sive gives a mighty heave and send the globe rolling towards OmegaMan. It stops just short of him and begins to emit a small humming noise. Before the noise could grow any the globe supernovas sending a very badly burned OmegaMan high into the atmosphere and incinerating his staff.

OmegaMan mumbles something in a strange language and the energy of the supernova is absorbed into OmegaMan. OmegaMan glows brightly with the increased power flowing through him. OmegaMan points downward and the energy is released, restoring the stones to thier original condition, healing the combatants, recreating OmegaMan's staff, and regenerating Pappy's beautiful beach bunnies in bikinis...