Crazy Taglines

I'm not crazy, the voices told me so!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss your brains goodbye.
Do not disturb. Already disturbed.
I used to be sane, but I got better.
Get thee down. Be thou funky.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Madness takes its toll. Have exact change ready
I did not escape...they gave me a day pass.
I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.
Of course I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm WRONG!
We're all in this alone.
Think you're confused? Wait until I explain it.
Heeeeey! Dats CRAZY, maaaan!
Gone crazy; be back later; leave message.
Just sit back and join me in a delightfully insane state of mind.
Mad: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
I do what I have to do to remain insane!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Of course I'm crazy. But that doesn't mean I'm WRONG!
Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps.
If life is merely a joke, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
I made a mental note and now I can't remember where I put it!
REALITY CHECK - >pinch< - Ouch! REALITY CONFIRMED.
All answers questioned here.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
I used to be sane, but I got better.
We are here to ridicule reality. Where is it?
Change your mind and you change your world
Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message
Have you seen my mind? It wandered again.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Has anyone found my marbles?
"I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it."
Sometimes the facts fail to correspond to known reality.
If you're looking for me, I just left.
He can't be insane, I've never seen him at the meetings...
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on, I left.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative
A closed mind doesn't need drugs. It is already wasted.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out by itself.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
I met some crazy people. They made me their leader...
I tried to contain myself, but I escaped.
Why drive yourself nuts when you can walk instead?
Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination??.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
Some of my best personalities are crazy!
El toro loco: the crazy lawnmower.
I'm going Crazy! And I'm taking everyone with me!
Gone crazy; be back later; leave message.
I do whatever my Rice Crispies tell me to do.
Today has been one hell of a week.
One man's insanity is another man's vision.
I'm in my own little world, but everybody knows me there.
I live in a world of my own, but you're welcome to visit.
All answers questioned here.
If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late!.
Fun is taking you to the edge of insanity, then pushing.
From a mind... far, far away....
Being normal isn't one of my strengths
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
If reality wants to reach me, it knows where I am.
You can play with my mind if you let me play with yours.
Reality crept in. I nailed it for trespassing.
My next nervous breakdown is dedicated to you.
War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ketchup is a Vegetable.
I think, therefore I am dangerous.
We are here to ridicule reality. Where is it?
Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh.
Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield..
If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.
Life is a Highway .....and I feel like Roadkill!
Life's too short not to be in love.
The irony of life is that no one gets out alive...
Having failed to conquer myself, I hope for an alliance.
Happiness is a state of mind. Not happy? Change your mind.
KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it!.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo..
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one.
5 out of 4 people are schizophrenic
I just had a mental breakdown... Got any jumper cables?
I think. I think I am. Therefore I am... I think.
I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel ha..<thwack>
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
Quick, pick a color from 1 to 10.
Falls don't kill people. It's the deceleration trauma.
Nobody knows the trouble I've been!
No, why? Have _you_ ever snorted laser toner?
Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat.


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