INTRO


Al Watts: Hey all you kids out
there! Welcome to Three
Feet High and Rising. Now,
here's what we do. The
following
contestants... how are you
doing, contestants?

Contestants: (General babble,
inc. 'Okay', 'Alright', 'Yo
Mama')

Al Watts: So fellas, tell us a
little bit about yourselves.
Contestant number one!

Contestant #1 (Dove): How
ya doin', Al. Just came all the
way
down from Wichita just to be
on this show. You know it's
gonna be swell and I'm gonna
win all the money. Gonna win
all
the money. See ya.

Al Watts: Okay, contestant
number 2.

Contestant #2 (Mase): Excuse
me, um, my name is, um, P.A.
Mase,
I'm from Australia, and I'm
just glad to be here.

Al Watts: Okay, contestant
number 3.

Contestant #3 (Pos): Hello,
my name is, uh, Plug One, and
uh,
let me tell you a little bit about
myself, I like Twizzlers,
and I like the Alligator Bob,
and my favorite movie
is um, Bloodsucking Freaks,
just like your mama.

Al Watts: Okay, contestant
number 4.

Contestant #4 (Prince Paul):
Hello, my name is Prince Paul,

and I'm just... glad to be on
the show. Thank you.

Al Watts: Okay. Now we've
met the contestants, let's get to

the game! I'm going to ask an
amount of four questions, and
the contestants will try to
answer them correctly. Now,
you
out there in the audience can
answer along with them.
How many feathers are on a
Perdue chicken?
How many fibres are
intertwined in a Shredded
Wheat biscuit?
What does "touche et lele pu"
mean?
How many times did the
Batmobile catch a flat?

Now that we know the
questions, we'll let the
contestants
think them over, and we'll
return right after these
messages.








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