Bitties In The BK Lounge


DOVE:
Yo man let me make some Captain Crunch
Yo man do we have any milk?
Yeah what time is it?
I don't know, what day is it?
You don't know? Well I'll tell ya

Well it was a Wednesday
Me and Boss Hogg was kinda hungry
Like two eggs and a sloppy slice of lettuce
And a glass of milk and some cookies
Spotted in the mist was a BK logo
What, we said "Well, what do ya know"
This chick thought I was tryin to play fly
'Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on

Young girl, won't you take my order?
She said 'Yeah but right now I'm sorta busy
Can't you see I'm trying to put this Band-Aid on my finger?'
Lingering, I could tell
She's a BK madamoiselle
Wrinkly uniform and bottom bell
And some jelly stuff on her sleeve
Looked to diss cause I had no name tag on my collar
Could be pissed cause she's clocking $2.45 an hour
And then Boss Hogg hollers
"Girl you better make this quick"
She said 'I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick"
I had an idea oh boy lickety split
Took my hat off and that was it

Dredlocks fallin' all over me
And then I said
'Yeah now we'll see'
And oh with quick velocity
Honey was mesmerized
"Ain't you that guy?"
'Ain't you that girl?'
"De La Soul, right?"
'No, Tracy Chapman.'
"Why don't you come over to the counter
And write me out an autograph?"
Ha ha ha I had to laugh
She was quick with the Bic
Just to get that autograph
But me and Hogg just laughed
And laughed
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
'Livin' in a Fast Car,' I said
Forget about the order I made
I'll go get a slice of pizza instead

Bitties in the BK lounge
All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge
The bitties in the BK lounge
(Superbitches)
(What's taking you here so long, Shoshawna?)
(Yo, I've been waitin' here too long.)
(And for a cheeseburger?)
(He's too busy looking at these girls.)
(And he's supposed to be the manager.)
(Manager? Yo, excuse me. Excuse me!)

BITTY:
Excuse me, would you take my order, I have to go
Shashawna's got a real job, dag, don't you know?
POS:
Oh yeah it's you, now I recognize
The real real bitty with the fake fake eyes BITTY: Fake?
Yo can I interest you in some burgers and fries?

BITTY:
Yes you can but you can keep your lies
'Cause you know you can't diss me
But you're pissing me off POS: What are you talking about?
I know where you live and I know that you're soft
You're as booty as they come POS: Booty?
And you dress like a geek
My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks

POS:
Look you don't have to play fly in here BITTY: I'm not trying to play fly...
I can tell you're fly by the weave that you wear BITTY: Weave?
But you must be aware that a fly
Can be swatted by a BK tray
By the way, yo here's yours

BITTY:

I know you're just sweating me POS: Sweating you, you buggin' To kill the noise of your
Polyester pants and they're oh-so high waters
Look at what you do all day but take orders
You bow tie wearing POS: Yeah?
Clocking and staring POS: Yeah?
I think you're just upset
Because you can't get the rap
I think you're too chubby POS: Yeah lemme try that.
For my man is living fat

POS:
Yeah I know your man the biggest punk in school BITTY: Punk?
Selling devil rock to the fiends and the fools BITTY: Making
money

With one hand that punk I could snap
The kid is so skinny

BITTY:
But we be livin' fat

POS:
Speaking of fat, would you like a diet soda?
Cause less fat on you would spare us all the odor
Or better yet pour it down your pants
And let the acid kill the smell
That should have been left to Massingill
Let me make you a deal, take the soda free and jet
I got too much family to heed your threats

BITTY:
Are you a family man? POS: Word, booty
Well I shouldn't be surprised
Since your sister's flipping burgers
And your mother's frying fries POS: Don't even try that shit...
And oh, damn, look POS: What?
Here comes one more
It's your father
He just finished mopping the floor POS: Yeah, yeah, okay
Now give them a hand, it's the BK clan
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
POS:
Well, aren't we living foul BITTY: Yes we are.
Speaking of fowl how 'bout some
Chicken for the cow? BITTY: Your mother.
Oops I meant you, sorry for the mix-up
Your stomach's always big
Due to sexual slip-ups

BITTY:
I could buy you and sell you
For pennies, young man POS: Huh [sung] You better!
I think there's something you should understand
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
And since I know you need it, I'll go elsewhere dummy
Now BK workers is too damn rude POS: See ya!
I think I'll go get me some Chinese food

(I can't be your lover)

BITTIES:
Maseo, what goes on, Maseo what goes on? MASE: I, I don't
know. Maseo, what goes on, Maseo what goes on? MASE: I don't know!
Maseo, what goes on, Maseo what goes on? MASE: I don't know.
Maseo, what goes on?

MASE:
I dunno, but check me y'all on out
Bitties y'all be flippin' BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin
Bitties y'all be flippin' BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin
I ask for a burger
Catch an attitude
Your tasty words come off
Extremely rude
And I when I snap back
Ya tamper with my food!!! BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin

Bitties y'all be flippin' BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin
Bitties y'all be flippin' BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin

Honey your hair really looks a bore
A fault of a hat not mine for sure
Forget the burger business
I'm gonna go open up a donut store BITTIES: Uh uh, ya buggin

BABY CHRIS:
Y-y-y-y-yo, this is Baby Chris chillin on the Beat Down hour.
Rumour has it De La's opening up a donut shop!
You heard it first here on WRMS... peace!









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