Keepin' The Faith



SKIT 1


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LAWNGE: Hated it! This is so corny, man.
MASE: The shilsnit is kinda widak, man!
AUB: I don't know, I kinda like it, man.
LAWNGE: What!
MASE: You buggin?

(WHAP!)
LAWNGE: What do you know about music, hamster-penis?
MASE: Gee, yo, gee, you didn't have to hit him like that, man...
LAWNGE: Put the tape back in, natal wart!
MASE: Is it broken?
AUB: Oooh, he hit me, man!

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SKIT 2

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LAWNGE: No... no.
MASE: Yo, but yo, Bitties was kinda cool, that's pretty fly. I kinda
like it.
LAWNGE: Bitties? If you was to flip it on 45, so I could dance to it, man...
It's wack! Wack!
MASE: I give that one props, gee.
AUB: Why y'all dissin' it, I mean... I like it, man!
(WHAP!)
MASE: Stop hittin' him, man!
LAWNGE: On to the next one, on to the next one, just play the damn tape!
AUB: He keeps hittin' me man.

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SKIT 3

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LAWNGE: Blaahh! Oh man, this album sucks, man they starting
to sound just
like MC Shan's. I don't like it, I don't like it.
MASE: I know, that jam 'Who Do U Worship'? What they on,
some old devilish
shit or somethin'? What's up?
LAWNGE: 'Afro's got a slammin' beat, but what are they saying?
AUB: Yo... 'Afro's is... wack!
MASE: That's really cool, gee!
AUB: I don't like it.
(WHAP!)
MASE: Why don't you stop [crocker] with him man!
LAWNGE: Listen, listen! I'm Hemroid! I'm the leader! Now put
the tape back
in and give me the tox!

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SKIT 4:

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LAWNGE: Stop it! Stop it! I can't take any more!
MASE: Chill! Chill, let's just hear the rest of this [crocker]!
AUB: Crazy [crocker]!

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SKIT 5:

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LAWNGE: That's it? That's all? Van Damme! What happened?
What happened to
the pimps? What happened to the guns? Whappened to the curse
words? [crocker]
That's what rap music is all about, right?
MASE & AUB: Yeah man, right.
LAWNGE: That little bastard Jeff. He found this [crocker] in the right place.
ALL: GARBAGE!!
LAWNGE: De La Soul is dead!
MASE: Word, let's be out. Let's get the [crocker] [crocker]
LAWNGE: Word, let's go play Hammer.

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