The Rameseum Crew, Undressed:

 

 

Ugly buggers, aren't we?

(From left: Warren, Wheat Thins™, Sean, Mike)

 

Name: Warren

Role in Campaign: Player of Zolar and Ramses

Age: 19

Hair: Brown

Favorite Dog: T-Bone a Jack-Russell Terrier

Height: 5'11" and devastatingly handsome

Car: Audi S4, Santorin Blue and 250 screaming horses

Favorite Quote: Life is journey, and I am tired of waisting my my precious time in transit. I say get in the fast lane and step on the gas! - Calvin

Email Address: Warren.templeton@runbox.com

Message from Fearless Leader: Florida is a wasteland of plastic, elderly, new money, and Spanish. It is here in this small nook you will find me and my compatriots. It is among this land that I will live until the coming August day when I depart for the land of college, most likely Carnegie Mellon. Quickly I will take over the campus, followed by the local metropolitan area, and then THE WORLD. No, world domination through force is not my goal, merely to have the buying power to purchase 51% of said world.

Since these other two mention something about their personalities, I feel obliged to as well. I am the reverse of the others here. I am outgoing and friendly to all. I make conversation with everyone. Rarely have I been found without a friend or someone by my side. Life has treated me fairly in this respect. My love life remains distant compared to my friendships. I love to travel, build robots (FIRST Robotics), and drive.

I drive a lot. I drive on average 350 miles a week. Covering the distances from Orlando to Miami and West Palm Beach to Naples. I have been known to get into races and have been cited twice for breaking the law (although I am known to break it on a regular basis).

I lost my best friend in the world on April 9,2001. T-Bone, my friend of 5 years passed away after attacking a poisonous frog. He was a happy, vibrant Jack-Russel Terrior. He always barked, sought you out when you arrived, and always protected the house. His kill record is as follows (best known to me).
Land Crabs: 58
Snakes: 4
Lizards: 100s
Frogs: 4
Birds: 3
Humans: 24 (attacks)
Races won: all
Special Awards: Fastest dog in the neighborhood, most like a hunter, cutest dog, best specimine of Jack-Russel
Most Resembles: Skip from My Dog Skip

Thank you for you patronage. I will soon see you in my minions. Wee!

Name: Sean

 

Role in Campaign: Player of Torill and Tu'ebb, campaign creative type

Age: 19

Hair / Eyes: Brownish / Bluish

Height: 6'1"

Email Address: sohara@bowdoin.edu

Also Known As: Formerly Wu (Wu for short)

Marital Status: Very single... gee, wonder why...

Class: Neutral Human Bard 4

Special Abilities:Sarcastic Comment 3/day, Otaku Knowledge, Smite Stupid 1/day

You Are Not Your Profile: A little while ago I came to a realization: whenever I try and identify myself, I end up describing someone who I'm not. This came doubled with the realization that I'm the really the only one who gives a shit about it at all. So I stopped.

I still self-analyze of course. I just don't pretend that anyone but me cares. ^_^

Er... must justify existence... I'm a huge otaku, a writer (in that I've been known to write things), and part-time doodle artist. A shy guy in public but sarcastic, laid-back and downright weird with friends. Did I mention I like anime? Because I do, a lot. I read when I have time: cyberpunk, classic noir, Thomas Pynchon, Stephen King, Terry Pratchett. Of course I roleplay; D6 Starwars, D&D, and other random cool settings that I can get my hands on and then never get to play. I collect DVDs (yes, anime) and have a small, eclectic action figure/plushie collection. I write haiku when I'm bored. I'm studying English and Asian Studies. I'm quiet, and I try to be nice to everyone except fools, bloody idiots and those who deserve it (not to be judgemental or anything). I like to think I'm a decent enough person, save for my often sarcastic attitude and wacky friends and geeky interests and complete lack of social skills.

Uh... ignore that last sentence.

Can I shut up now? Good!

Name: Michael

Role in Campaign: Gamemeister, PR man

Age: 19

Hair/Eyes/Height: Ditto. Twin of above, yo.

Email Address: Theocracity@hotmail.com, and can be contacted on the Holonet as Moff Neomen.

Theme Song: "The Sunny Side of the Street," The Pogues

Associated Deadly Sins: Lust, Sloth

Fraternity: Theta Chi, whoooo!

Minions: Squisher + Ortugg, Super Kawaii Cthlhu-chan

Strengths: Er...they're around here somewhere...

Weaknesses: NONE, AHAHHAHAHAHA

Profile: T.S. Eliot said in his poem The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock: "I am not Prince Hamlet nor was meant to be;" that pretty much describes me in a nutshell. But I'm not always so self-deprecating; I am kind of quiet, but try to be decently nice, and like to think of myself as caring and with a good (if bizzare) sense of humour. Plus I make a mean gamer, a half-decent bartender, have eccentric music tastes (Irish punk, J-Pop, video game remixes, and ska), am an amateur anime fan, and make good adventures off the top of my head, which means I meet the cool people in life (I call them closet geeks). I also love crazy action scenes and humor, which spills into my game style. I'm generally optimistic and hate getting depressed about things, which I think is a good thing in general, right? Right?

Oh yeah...if you ever hear anything about me trying to take over the world...I didn't see nothing, it wasn't me, ignore it and go about your business. Keep in mind that nosy people get it when we take over.

I meant when I take over. I didn't mean to insinuate that I'm actually part of a global alien conspiracy.

Dammit. Cthulhu-chan, clear the evidence.

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