Stuff by me | ||
God's Way | Wish List | The Curse |
The Flame of the Spirit | ||
Stuff by others | ||
Christmas Day by the Scared Weird Little Guys | ||
Somebody Kill Me | Bloke | A Warm Welcome - Rowan Atkinson |
Save Yourself by Stabbing Westward | On Your Way down SW | |
I Want You To Want Me | Dance of the Cucumber from Veggie Tales, Silly Songs with Larry |
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "miren como se mueve"
Bob: "see how he moves"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "tras un raton."
Bob: "chasing a mouse."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Watch the cucumber"
Larry: "sus suaves movimientos"
Bob: "Oh, how smooth his motion"
Larry: "tal como mantequilla"
Bob: "like butter"
Larry: "en un chango pelon."
Bob: "on a ... bald monkey."
Larry: "Miren al pepino"
Bob: "Look at the cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetales"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el quieren bailar"
Bob: "wishing to dance as he"
Larry: "Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"
Bob: "Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"
Larry: "Baila, baila, ya!"
Bob: "Dance, dance, yeah!"
Larry: "Miren al tomate"
Bob: "Look at the tomato"
Larry: "¿no es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede bailar."
Bob: "He can't dance."
Larry: "¡Pobre tomate!"
Bob: "Poor tomato!"
Larry: "El desería poder bailar"
Bob: "He wishes he could dance"
Larry: "Como el pepino"
Bob: "like the cucumber"
Larry: "libre y suavemente."
Bob: "free and smooth."
Larry: "Pero el no puede danzar."
Bob: "But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't
dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't
you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"
Larry: "No comprendo."
Bob: "No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"
Jr.: "Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!"
Dad: "Okay, Junior. But we'd better hurry--I think the dwarves have your mother confused with someone else! Say 'Peas!'"
All: "Peas!"
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "oigan su voz fuerte"
Bob: "hear his strong voice"
Larry: "como un leon"
Bob: "like a lion"
Larry: "listo a devorar."
Bob: "about to eat."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "que dulce es su canto"
Bob: "oh how sweet his voice"
Larry: "la voz de su garganta parece un trinar."
Bob: "the breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."
Larry: "Escuchen al pepino"
Bob: "Listen to the cucumber"
Larry: "los vegetales"
Bob: "all the vegetables"
Larry: "envidian a su amigo"
Bob: "envy their friend"
Larry: "como el quieren cantar."
Bob: "wishing to sing as he."
Larry: "Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"
Bob: "Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"
Larry: "canta, canta, ya!"
Bob: "sing, sing, yeah!"
Larry: "Escuchen al tomate"
Bob: "Listen to the tomato"
Larry: "¿No es triste?"
Bob: "Isn't it sad?"
Larry: "El no puede cantar."
Bob: "He can't sing."
Larry: "Pobre tomate."
Bob: "Poor tomato."
Larry: "El desería poder cantar"
Bob: "He wishes he could sing"
Larry: "fuerte y dulce como el pepino"
Bob: "strong and sweet like the
cucumber"
Larry: "Pero no puede ..."
Bob: "But he can't ..."
Larry: "¡Ni siquiera da un silbido!"
Bob: "Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over
here and let me sing YOU a song!"
Larry: "Adios, amigos!"
Narrator: "This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing ..."
Larry: "Bob is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so
hard to run with this sombrero on my head!"
THE FLAME OF THE SPIRIT
We sat in a circle, those people and I |
I want you to want me I need you to need me I'll love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me I need you to need me I'll love you to love me I'll shine up my old brown shoes I'll put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work If you say that you love me Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying Oh Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying feeling all alone with out a friend you know you feel like dying Oh Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying I want you to want me I need you to need me I'll love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I'll shine up my old brown shoes I'll put on a brand new shirt I'll get home early from work If you say that you love me Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying Oh Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying feeling all alone with out a friend you know you feel like dying Oh Didn't I didn't I didn't I See you crying hey [solo] feeling all alone with out a friend you know you feel like dying I want you to want me I need you to need me I'll love you to love me I'm begging you to beg me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me I want you to want me
We sat round the table, upon Christmas Day. My brother said 'You should all know that I'm g... Going to the kitchen, cause the turkey's not plucked. By the way, Mum and Dad, I think your both f... Funny, no really, I love you to bits.' Grandma yelled 'Merry Christmas' and flopped out her t... Tickets to a concert put on by Lou Ralls. Grandpa stood up and said 'Look at my...' Christmas Day, Christmas day, You never know what they are going to ... Sing. We all went outside and were staring at Venus. Someone remarked at the size of your p... Peanuts and cashews served up in a glass. What's that foul smell? That's just grandma's a... Arsenic she keeps in a jar by the clock. She rubs some each night on your Grandfathers c... Corns, which are painful, from shoes that don't fit. And he feels relief when he sits down to ... Christmas Day, Christmas Day, you never know what they are going to ... Suggest. Well, then we all went for a swim in the pool. Dad said to grandpa, 'You silly old ... Fuckwit! You're fucked! You've fucked off with me togs. Oh shit, now I've sworn and fucked up the ... Song which was never meant to be this blunt. Oh fuck this. Get fucked. You're a big pack of ... Christmas Day, Christmas Day, you never know what they are going to ... Say.
I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself! |
I can not save you I can't even save myself So just save yourself! |
You can not save me You can't even save yourself I can not save you I can't even save myself Save Yourself So just save yourself! |
On your way down Stabbing Westward i hope i see you on your way down i hope you break everything i hope it kills you on your way down and i hope you die alone all of your hate and all of your lies will it be worth it? when all of your friends refuse to be alibies will it be worth it? i hope i see you on your way down i hope i see you on your way down it's kinda sad to watch you break down you greedy fucker pissed it all away who will catch you on your way down you've only got yourself to blame when all your worst fears materialise will it be worth it? there's nobody left who cares your alive was it worth it? i hope i see you on your way down i hope i see you on your way down |
The CurseJuly 1stI'm cursed.
I didn't realise it at first. It sort of crept up on me.
I'm cursed to spend the first lot of holidays every year, for four days, in a tent while it rains outside. But only when I'm not being squashed with a large mob of people in a hall.
Then there's the 'entertainment', strange people jumping around, and I'm not even going to start about the 'dancing girls'.
Then there's the strange activities. Jumping around, running in circles around other people, getting grabbed.
There's one good point though. The Food. It's a real pity about the eating habits of some of the other people. Whole plates of food into mouths at once, it's too much.
Then there's the really wyrd clothing some people wear. The dresses some of the guys wear are too much.
And it was only through the lack of sleep that I worked out what the curse was. I hesitate to say it.
But the curse is...
......the curse of Easter Camp.
At least it's a curse I can live with.Easter Camp 1998 Photo's See them and see what I mean
Somebody Kill Me by Adam Sandler
You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
But it was all bullshit, it was a goddamn joke,
and when I think of you, Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.
I hope your glad with what you've done to me,
I lay in bed all day long feeling meloncoly.
You left me here all alone
tears running constantly.
Oh, somebody kill me, please,
somebody kill me, please.
I'm on my knees.
Pretty, pretty please.
Kill me.
I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.
Bloke by Chris Franklin
Music from 'Bitch' by Meredith Brooks
I hate the New Age guys
I'm a chauvinist
I live on beer and pies
tried to tell you
but you look at me like,
maybe, I'm an angel underneath.
I haven't brushed me teeth.
Yesterday I lied,
but all me mates gave me
a real good alibi. Thanks guys.
I really went out drinking,
I told you I was at work.
Don't ask me for commitment
'cause it's something I will shirk
I'm a bloke, I'm an occa
and I really love your knockers.
I'm a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay,
watching footy on TV,
just feed me more VB.
Just pour my beer,
and get my smokes,
and go away.
Well, take me as I am,
this may mean
you'll have to fetch another can.
Rest assured that,
if I start to make you breakfast,
I'm going to extremes.
But tomorrow I'll get shitfaced
and today won't mean a thing.
I'm a bloke, I'm a yobbo,
and me best mates name is Robbo.
Winfield is me cigarette.
I dress in flannelette,
shearers singlet that is blue,
throw in a few tattoos,
you know you wouldn't
want me any other way.
That's how I'll stay.
_ /| \'o.O' Thpfft! ~(___)~ U