Bob Barker should have his own religion. Everyone should bow down to Bob. There is only Bob.

In the movie Happy Gilmore (which Bob Barker STARRED in)when he beat up Happy, that was true force, there was no acting involved.

On his show The Price is right it takes a TRUE man to spin that wheel with such enthusiasm as Bob does. He helps all the old ladies who are too weak to do it, and he cheers for them all. He also carries around that oh-so stylish mini-microphone. Now if you don't have a mini one like Bob's, you have nothing.

Bob is the utmost of stylish beings. He projects his wonderful attitude and personality, through the ultimate of style which he has. His clothes are just amazing. He's as graceful as a swan. The way he glides across the stage, to get from game to game, is truly magnificent. He should be an athlete, but he refused, because he didn't want to make all the other athletes feel bad, because they could never compare to him.

Now, how can you NOT bow down to him?!!?

Not only all of that, but Bob looks young for his age. He looks like he just came out of his teens, and he should appear on American Gladiators.

I know some of you may not agree with me, but you're just terribly terribly mistaken, and WRONG.

If you're going to worship someone, please, let it be Bob Barker. He is truly a superhero, and amazes the world with his talents.

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